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"mac, you are literally gaslighting him"
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"ok and?"
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"oh! that's what i could do with the villagers actually! i could put them in the nut room!"
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"i get the tummy wummies at day time..."
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"there are exactly two songs"
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"should cottage cheese do solar damage?"
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"fart with extra cheese..."
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"pissing on it does a lot of damage, because the piss goes through its entire body"
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"the forbidden buttplug..."
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"if you stand in Siberia for too long you fall through the ground and just fall"
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"if you go far enough east into Russia you end up in the farlands"
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"benjammin is in the cheese"
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"you pissed so hard, you generated antimatter"
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"what do you think thanos' balls taste like?"
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"it looks like it is in pain, perfect"
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"large simpson. discuss"
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"what if Apple made cheese?"
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"click frenzy... *intense orgasm*" x2
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"noooooo! dont get eaten... hahah, youre so sexy~ ..."
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"i am currently hitting the power grid for the uk"
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"do i wanna sell my nuts?"
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"cooking companions if it took place in mcdonalds"
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"*repeated breathing* pee!"
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"okay, but we have to talk semantics now: what is piss?"
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"is there an equivalent of fingerprints for piss?"
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"i love setting dogs on fire"
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"i didnt know my toilet was a friction battery"
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"piranha solution enema"
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"girlboss, gas leak, matchstick"
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"i find the idea of jill over the course of 3 months transforming into a lead pipe really funny"
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"oh yeah! forgot im bombing you"
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"this is fine dining porn"
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"im thinking about the suck parrot"
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"get a recording of my anal cavity"
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"Why does the toddler have a gigantic ass?"
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"Damn... I'm going to crush your head with my thighs"
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"i'm actually not sure if i prefer google or yandex! hold on, i have to add another contender... [typing noises] bing... dot com..."
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"i'm growing kinda fond of yandex! however, there is one thing i have to try... [typing noises] gay... furry porn..."
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"i just.. [holding back laughter] blow into your urethra.."
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"#teamgovernmentlease"
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"plants vs mrbeast"
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"did you know 63 + 33 is equal to 99? its because both numbers"
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"i never would fuck my sisters... O-OR MY BROTHERS!"
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"im sorry mario, but your pussy stinks"
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"wet concrete and asshole. trust me on this, it is sooo good"
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"the entire morbius movie was an anti-burger sympathizer"
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"i would have thought bowser, but obama?"
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"can i wish about who's cum i get? in which case i would wish for obama's cum"
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[typing noises] "nilered... piss"
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"I thought you were going to put glue in her pussy"
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"he said he jacked off too much and his ball hurts"
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"I would not get much of a profit from selling my Nut"
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"i kinda wanna make sexfuck with you..."
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"I'm not like the other girls, my heart doesn't work"
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"i'm not even homophobia"
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"you and a cute girl are test subjects"
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"marco, your torment is so enjoyable"
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"grandpa do be lookin kinda thicc today"
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"Good result! Highly corrosive."
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"that is a new level of pedophilia that i never knew existed"
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"the idea of marco making out with ben is not a good one"
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"cat is gaming with my arm"
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"oh. that is a lot of propane tanks"
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"this parkour is racist"
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"the pilk jenkem"
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"Imagine you get waterboarded and you just start hearing music"
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"the gamer sweat from the shirts lubed it up"
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"i sure hope he didn't piss on his brother"
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"i will not free you. i will let you leak"
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"belgium is now gone"
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"dont bend your dick. thats not healthy"
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"oh no. what is happening outside"
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"every interest has a penis and you have to circumsize it."
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"im gonna put some catholics in my mouth"
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"Looooll, You're disabled??"
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"the balls are getting stick"
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"those are very very large feet"
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"i wish that was me"
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"so go on e6 and-"
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"right now im trying to figure out why it doesnt like head"
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"i believe, in scientific terms, i shit myself"
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"doesn't pack as much of a punch as 9/11"
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"i'm kinda getting beyblade vibes listening to him"
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"anthony padilla aka the grim reaper"
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"i am deforming tyler"
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"what about non-binary bussy yogurt people?"
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"his battle scars are his circumcision"
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"i cat cum"
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"That is a lot of parents. I need to kill them all so that the child can be left unsupervised."
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"I think i made big daddy really angry"
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"They should've let me penetrate his ass (with bullets)"
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"i dont know if i want to eat, or if i want to puke, so im just going to say i want to eat puke"
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"no.. no vore. of _course_ its furaffinity..."
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"my entire pc is currently comprised by geometry dash"
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"making the 5 year old pregnant"
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"imagine one of these children on their own..."
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"i love shitting"
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"piss isn't a body part"
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"do you remember me comtemplating whether i should eat paint?"
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"on my end, my ass is pertruding so much"
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"uwu *explodes*"
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"why are old men adding you on Facebook?"
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"there are a lot of similarities between uno games and pedophile rings, now that i think about it"
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"i am very glad that clash royale is now associated with 9/11 for you"
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"swap the arm and the brain to Achieve."
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"partial functions are NOT goated with the sauce"
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"noisetorch microphone"
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"i think about the fact the liver can regrow itself every day"
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"it is pissing in my ear"
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"we are all cumming in grandma"
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"oh we have bombs? i didn't know we had bombs"
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"one thing i do like about using my phone as a microwave,"
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"yeah, don't you know the sun constantly pisses on things?"
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"im going to harvest you"
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"I have managed to get cows into my base. Time to breed."
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"spongebob will be the intermediary phase between my transition to aluminium can"
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"i love the noises the sprout mole makes"
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"if you die, funny things happen"
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"what the std doin?"
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"no sorry, i dont have semen cooling"
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"how can i modify myself"
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"plethora of penises"
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"everything female-related is breaking"
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"i would subject you [to watersports] if i could"
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"i would be surprised if you managed to put a pipebomb up my ass"
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"i have a new toy. i must use it."
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"portable minors?"
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"you can enter Freddy"
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"search up pool of blood but awesome"
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"Woah, I like the way this song pounds my asshole."
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"What is this fucking.. Wii Store music?"
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"Murder spree????"
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"i don't want more children"
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"What the fuck? My tits are gone"
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"Let me turn on My Uncle."
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"Love is in the air? No. Shit on my floor."
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"can I fit a few arms in there?"
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"my mouth is gone"
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"how many times have I orgasmed?"
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"oh! industrial chainsaw!"
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"the balls have gotten quite rusty. they might need to be oiled"
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"better to get off crack cocaine sooner, than later"
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"What is happening? Why am i pissing everywhere?"
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"I've tried to shove that down my mouth multiple times"
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"no way!! does he shoot them too??"
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"apple? hey apple? strap on"
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"im concerned that im slowly giving mac a lactation fetish"
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"There are so many balls in this dungeon"
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"it is at least _banger_ bowel movements"
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"its not boner but it SOUNDS like boner"
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"kidney bite"
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"the babies are multiplying with eachother"
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"what is it with germans and plutonium?"
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"I am covering my little hole"
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"are all furries gaster"
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"i want to punch this child"
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"i love abusing women"
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"why is misogyny funny??????"
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"It's okay, i have a............. bomb"
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"youre so sussy i know you took my liver"
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"organ theft"
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"I offer quite a few liquids."
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"Come here, vore lady"
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"What are you doing to my feet??"
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"i want to kick the elephant's foot"
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"sand amogus"
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"cries cutely while scanning your massive daddy muscles"
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"our base is emitting speedcore"
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"worm??? please dont impregnate me???"
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"please do not put your eggs in me"
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"i need to take out all my rage on a human body. and you are the **closest** one to my current location."
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"*oh* when i launch fl studio i die"
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"why is it so large?"
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"Can i drown the child in cyanide?"
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"there it is. i found the region. now i just gotta go at it"
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"jill doing asmr would be great"
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"i have **2** cursed images of children"
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"isnt that just called projectile diarrhoea?"
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(Just [Token "cummy",Token "wummies",Token "and",Token "pissy",Token "wissies"],"")
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"i'm getting paid by Putin to cough on people"
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"so let's just say you have- and i promise this has nothing to do with vore,"
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"I'm sorry but cock rings are funny"
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"I can see myself masturbating to this"
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"I wonder what kind of condom flavors there are"
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"Isn't cock meant to be sucked?"
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"Having a stalker is the funniest thing ever"
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"Imagine punching a child"
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"what sort of current can pass through children?"
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"what's wrong? are you lost, **bitch**?"
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"fun fact: i once got killed"
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"russia"
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"Chicken sandwich just sounds like a sex move"
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"everytime i speak i start undressing"
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"the phrase 'you have a pipe bomb in your mailbox' is so funny to me"
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"Sorry, i have a fetish for doing my mom"
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"what the fuck? how do you even cum to that?"
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"industry baby circles extreme demon"
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"as long as there is a war, mario is happy"
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"yay! famine!"
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"i can be your toilet uwu"
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"i feel like it went in my nose"
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"mohammed raid raided by i forgor iphone"
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"a family trying to fuck a clone of their wife"
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"i want my foreskin back"
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"where are the bodies? where did i fuckin..."
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"get numb children"
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"its heavily implied that jon has a vibrator up his ass"
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"I have hot glue on my ass"
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"mhm, penis"
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"He wants to be able to throw girls"
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"big big milkies prints just fine"
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"whats my battery at... wait dont ping e621.net"
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"I don't remember ass vore in undertale"
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"Have you considered?"
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"Personally i'm more of a Piss Enema kinda guy."
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"Come here Mr. English, i'm gonna fucking kill you"
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"I want to fuck a golf ball"
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"vacuum sealed human"
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"it was a very prompted moan"
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"I mean... I removed 69420..."
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"pride flag inflation"
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"nice pissing, slut"
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"i like your mom done medium rare"
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"cummus"
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"you can enter mom"
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"yes daddy take me out of bounds and impregnate me~"
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"i have no idea what this is. i have on intention of knowing what this is. but i want to run a reverse proxy on it."
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"horse"
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"i consider myself normal"
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"i feel like an a4 is enough to strangle someone"
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"my fingers are clipping into my leg"
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"I am now in girl cock"
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"why did you make the cat so thicc"
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"the allah fandom"
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"judas apology video"
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"the lunatic cultist had an intimate relationship with the eater of worlds"
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"anything's a dildo if youre brave enough"
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"bussy up"
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"babies are equivalent to rats"
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"Putting the “D” in “Daycare.”"
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"oh daddy please make me feel unsafe~ *nghh!*"
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"I'm fairly sure i've put it in my mouth more times than skye has"
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"femboys are like vampires"
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"instead of biting the neck, they bite the dick"
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"Novichok mukbang?"
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"When launched, the Baby deals 3x more damage"
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"what gender is the american civil war"
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"no? that's the wrong hole"
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"you got that chungus weewee"
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"yessss. i can print penis at will"
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"what seasonings do you like to put on your children"
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"vore me michael uwu"
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"I hope I don't have to whip out the ol' latex"
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"pp? what is pp? OH. THAT IS PP"
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"mom, canonically, has used a dildo"
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"an angel wants to give me a sinus infection!"
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"the tip of his dick is also like, at the very bottom"
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"please shoot my bussy"
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"I love petting my cat and just getting an erection"
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"steal my bussy uwu"
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"shove a cigarette up my ass"
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"Ultimately, the person becomes comatose and suffocates in a series of convulsive spasms."
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"dont care if its a human bitch or an anthropomorphic bitch"
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"I left the voice channel because I was inactive for too long. If you are a Premium member, you can disable this by typing /247."
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"there are at least 5 dead bodies in here"
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"im a sink"
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"im going to punch everyone in the dick until im the only one in the world with balls"
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"You can potentially make a fleshlight out of shit."
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"ooh! theres an arcade in my mother's corpse! thats nice"
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"my asshole is big enough to swallow a child"
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"I mean he's black, it's fine its not racist"
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"are you having rough intercourse with isaac"
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"I can ink everywhere now... mmm yes..."
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"So what is the point in being able to piss everywhere?"
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"I'm gonna blow these children"
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"I love watching children piss"
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"*inflates the shit, making it big and round*"
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"oh hey! my cum turned into shit!"
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"Used diapers are great. Me and my wife wear one."
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"you have to kill the others first, then the white dudes die"
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"kill the black dudes first"
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"Drink boner."
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"My only way of attacking is shit, which is uncontrollable"
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"My objective is to kill mom"
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