dark-firepit-modpack/config/openloader/resources/firepit/assets/firepit/tips/quotes.txt

565 lines
12 KiB
Plaintext

"mac, you are literally gaslighting him"
"ok and?"
%
"oh! that's what i could do with the villagers actually! i could put them in the nut room!"
%
"i get the tummy wummies at day time..."
%
"there are exactly two songs"
%
"should cottage cheese do solar damage?"
%
"fart with extra cheese..."
%
"pissing on it does a lot of damage, because the piss goes through its entire body"
%
"the forbidden buttplug..."
%
"if you stand in Siberia for too long you fall through the ground and just fall"
%
"if you go far enough east into Russia you end up in the farlands"
%
"benjammin is in the cheese"
%
"you pissed so hard, you generated antimatter"
%
"what do you think thanos' balls taste like?"
%
"it looks like it is in pain, perfect"
%
"large simpson. discuss"
%
"what if Apple made cheese?"
%
"click frenzy... *intense orgasm*" x2
%
"noooooo! dont get eaten... hahah, youre so sexy~ ..."
%
"i am currently hitting the power grid for the uk"
%
"do i wanna sell my nuts?"
%
"cooking companions if it took place in mcdonalds"
%
"*repeated breathing* pee!"
%
"okay, but we have to talk semantics now: what is piss?"
%
"is there an equivalent of fingerprints for piss?"
%
"i love setting dogs on fire"
%
"i didnt know my toilet was a friction battery"
%
"piranha solution enema"
%
"girlboss, gas leak, matchstick"
%
"i find the idea of jill over the course of 3 months transforming into a lead pipe really funny"
%
"oh yeah! forgot im bombing you"
%
"this is fine dining porn"
%
"im thinking about the suck parrot"
%
"get a recording of my anal cavity"
%
"Why does the toddler have a gigantic ass?"
%
"Damn... I'm going to crush your head with my thighs"
%
"i'm actually not sure if i prefer google or yandex! hold on, i have to add another contender... [typing noises] bing... dot com..."
%
"i'm growing kinda fond of yandex! however, there is one thing i have to try... [typing noises] gay... furry porn..."
%
"i just.. [holding back laughter] blow into your urethra.."
%
"#teamgovernmentlease"
%
"plants vs mrbeast"
%
"did you know 63 + 33 is equal to 99? its because both numbers"
%
"i never would fuck my sisters... O-OR MY BROTHERS!"
%
"im sorry mario, but your pussy stinks"
%
"wet concrete and asshole. trust me on this, it is sooo good"
%
"the entire morbius movie was an anti-burger sympathizer"
%
"i would have thought bowser, but obama?"
%
"can i wish about who's cum i get? in which case i would wish for obama's cum"
%
[typing noises] "nilered... piss"
%
"I thought you were going to put glue in her pussy"
%
"he said he jacked off too much and his ball hurts"
%
"I would not get much of a profit from selling my Nut"
%
"i kinda wanna make sexfuck with you..."
%
"I'm not like the other girls, my heart doesn't work"
%
"i'm not even homophobia"
%
"you and a cute girl are test subjects"
%
"marco, your torment is so enjoyable"
%
"grandpa do be lookin kinda thicc today"
%
"Good result! Highly corrosive."
%
"that is a new level of pedophilia that i never knew existed"
%
"the idea of marco making out with ben is not a good one"
%
"cat is gaming with my arm"
%
"oh. that is a lot of propane tanks"
%
"this parkour is racist"
%
"the pilk jenkem"
%
"Imagine you get waterboarded and you just start hearing music"
%
"the gamer sweat from the shirts lubed it up"
%
"i sure hope he didn't piss on his brother"
%
"i will not free you. i will let you leak"
%
"belgium is now gone"
%
"dont bend your dick. thats not healthy"
%
"oh no. what is happening outside"
%
"every interest has a penis and you have to circumsize it."
%
"im gonna put some catholics in my mouth"
%
"Looooll, You're disabled??"
%
"the balls are getting stick"
%
"those are very very large feet"
%
"i wish that was me"
"so go on e6 and-"
%
"right now im trying to figure out why it doesnt like head"
%
"i believe, in scientific terms, i shit myself"
%
"doesn't pack as much of a punch as 9/11"
%
"i'm kinda getting beyblade vibes listening to him"
%
"anthony padilla aka the grim reaper"
%
"i am deforming tyler"
%
"what about non-binary bussy yogurt people?"
%
"his battle scars are his circumcision"
%
"i cat cum"
%
"That is a lot of parents. I need to kill them all so that the child can be left unsupervised."
%
"I think i made big daddy really angry"
%
"They should've let me penetrate his ass (with bullets)"
%
"i dont know if i want to eat, or if i want to puke, so im just going to say i want to eat puke"
%
"no.. no vore. of _course_ its furaffinity..."
%
"my entire pc is currently comprised by geometry dash"
%
"making the 5 year old pregnant"
%
"imagine one of these children on their own..."
%
"i love shitting"
%
"piss isn't a body part"
%
"do you remember me comtemplating whether i should eat paint?"
%
"on my end, my ass is pertruding so much"
%
"uwu *explodes*"
%
"why are old men adding you on Facebook?"
%
"there are a lot of similarities between uno games and pedophile rings, now that i think about it"
%
"i am very glad that clash royale is now associated with 9/11 for you"
%
"swap the arm and the brain to Achieve."
%
"partial functions are NOT goated with the sauce"
%
"noisetorch microphone"
%
"i think about the fact the liver can regrow itself every day"
%
"it is pissing in my ear"
%
"we are all cumming in grandma"
%
"oh we have bombs? i didn't know we had bombs"
%
"one thing i do like about using my phone as a microwave,"
%
"yeah, don't you know the sun constantly pisses on things?"
%
"im going to harvest you"
%
"I have managed to get cows into my base. Time to breed."
%
"spongebob will be the intermediary phase between my transition to aluminium can"
%
"i love the noises the sprout mole makes"
%
"if you die, funny things happen"
%
"what the std doin?"
%
"no sorry, i dont have semen cooling"
%
"how can i modify myself"
%
"plethora of penises"
%
"everything female-related is breaking"
%
"i would subject you [to watersports] if i could"
%
"i would be surprised if you managed to put a pipebomb up my ass"
%
"i have a new toy. i must use it."
%
"portable minors?"
%
"you can enter Freddy"
%
"search up pool of blood but awesome"
%
"Woah, I like the way this song pounds my asshole."
%
"What is this fucking.. Wii Store music?"
...
"Murder spree????"
%
"i don't want more children"
%
"What the fuck? My tits are gone"
%
"Let me turn on My Uncle."
%
"Love is in the air? No. Shit on my floor."
%
"can I fit a few arms in there?"
%
"my mouth is gone"
%
"how many times have I orgasmed?"
%
"oh! industrial chainsaw!"
%
"the balls have gotten quite rusty. they might need to be oiled"
%
"better to get off crack cocaine sooner, than later"
%
"What is happening? Why am i pissing everywhere?"
%
"I've tried to shove that down my mouth multiple times"
%
"no way!! does he shoot them too??"
%
"apple? hey apple? strap on"
%
"im concerned that im slowly giving mac a lactation fetish"
%
"There are so many balls in this dungeon"
%
"it is at least _banger_ bowel movements"
%
"its not boner but it SOUNDS like boner"
%
"kidney bite"
%
"the babies are multiplying with eachother"
%
"what is it with germans and plutonium?"
%
"I am covering my little hole"
%
"are all furries gaster"
%
"i want to punch this child"
%
"i love abusing women"
%
"why is misogyny funny??????"
%
"It's okay, i have a............. bomb"
%
"youre so sussy i know you took my liver"
%
"organ theft"
%
"I offer quite a few liquids."
%
"Come here, vore lady"
%
"What are you doing to my feet??"
%
"i want to kick the elephant's foot"
%
"sand amogus"
%
"cries cutely while scanning your massive daddy muscles"
%
"our base is emitting speedcore"
%
"worm??? please dont impregnate me???"
%
"please do not put your eggs in me"
%
"i need to take out all my rage on a human body. and you are the **closest** one to my current location."
%
"*oh* when i launch fl studio i die"
%
"why is it so large?"
%
"Can i drown the child in cyanide?"
%
"there it is. i found the region. now i just gotta go at it"
%
"jill doing asmr would be great"
%
"i have **2** cursed images of children"
%
"isnt that just called projectile diarrhoea?"
%
(Just [Token "cummy",Token "wummies",Token "and",Token "pissy",Token "wissies"],"")
%
"i'm getting paid by Putin to cough on people"
%
"so let's just say you have- and i promise this has nothing to do with vore,"
%
"I'm sorry but cock rings are funny"
%
"I can see myself masturbating to this"
%
"I wonder what kind of condom flavors there are"
%
"Isn't cock meant to be sucked?"
%
"Having a stalker is the funniest thing ever"
%
"Imagine punching a child"
%
"what sort of current can pass through children?"
%
"what's wrong? are you lost, **bitch**?"
%
"fun fact: i once got killed"
%
"russia"
%
"Chicken sandwich just sounds like a sex move"
%
"everytime i speak i start undressing"
%
"the phrase 'you have a pipe bomb in your mailbox' is so funny to me"
%
"Sorry, i have a fetish for doing my mom"
%
"what the fuck? how do you even cum to that?"
%
"industry baby circles extreme demon"
%
"as long as there is a war, mario is happy"
%
"yay! famine!"
%
"i can be your toilet uwu"
%
"i feel like it went in my nose"
%
"mohammed raid raided by i forgor iphone"
%
"a family trying to fuck a clone of their wife"
%
"i want my foreskin back"
%
"where are the bodies? where did i fuckin..."
%
"get numb children"
%
"its heavily implied that jon has a vibrator up his ass"
%
"I have hot glue on my ass"
%
"mhm, penis"
%
"He wants to be able to throw girls"
%
"big big milkies prints just fine"
%
"whats my battery at... wait dont ping e621.net"
%
"I don't remember ass vore in undertale"
%
"Have you considered?"
%
"Personally i'm more of a Piss Enema kinda guy."
%
"Come here Mr. English, i'm gonna fucking kill you"
%
"I want to fuck a golf ball"
%
"vacuum sealed human"
%
"it was a very prompted moan"
%
"I mean... I removed 69420..."
%
"pride flag inflation"
%
"nice pissing, slut"
%
"i like your mom done medium rare"
%
"cummus"
%
"you can enter mom"
%
"yes daddy take me out of bounds and impregnate me~"
%
"i have no idea what this is. i have on intention of knowing what this is. but i want to run a reverse proxy on it."
%
"horse"
%
"i consider myself normal"
%
"i feel like an a4 is enough to strangle someone"
%
"my fingers are clipping into my leg"
%
"I am now in girl cock"
%
"why did you make the cat so thicc"
%
"the allah fandom"
%
"judas apology video"
%
"the lunatic cultist had an intimate relationship with the eater of worlds"
%
"anything's a dildo if youre brave enough"
%
"bussy up"
%
"babies are equivalent to rats"
%
"Putting the “D” in “Daycare.”"
%
"oh daddy please make me feel unsafe~ *nghh!*"
%
"I'm fairly sure i've put it in my mouth more times than skye has"
%
"femboys are like vampires"
"instead of biting the neck, they bite the dick"
%
"Novichok mukbang?"
%
"When launched, the Baby deals 3x more damage"
%
"what gender is the american civil war"
%
"no? that's the wrong hole"
%
"you got that chungus weewee"
%
"yessss. i can print penis at will"
%
"what seasonings do you like to put on your children"
%
"vore me michael uwu"
%
"I hope I don't have to whip out the ol' latex"
%
"pp? what is pp? OH. THAT IS PP"
%
"mom, canonically, has used a dildo"
%
"an angel wants to give me a sinus infection!"
%
"the tip of his dick is also like, at the very bottom"
%
"please shoot my bussy"
%
"I love petting my cat and just getting an erection"
%
"steal my bussy uwu"
%
"shove a cigarette up my ass"
%
"Ultimately, the person becomes comatose and suffocates in a series of convulsive spasms."
%
"dont care if its a human bitch or an anthropomorphic bitch"
%
"I left the voice channel because I was inactive for too long. If you are a Premium member, you can disable this by typing /247."
%
"there are at least 5 dead bodies in here"
%
"im a sink"
%
"im going to punch everyone in the dick until im the only one in the world with balls"
%
"You can potentially make a fleshlight out of shit."
%
"ooh! theres an arcade in my mother's corpse! thats nice"
%
"my asshole is big enough to swallow a child"
%
"I mean he's black, it's fine its not racist"
%
"are you having rough intercourse with isaac"
%
"I can ink everywhere now... mmm yes..."
%
"So what is the point in being able to piss everywhere?"
%
"I'm gonna blow these children"
%
"I love watching children piss"
%
"*inflates the shit, making it big and round*"
%
"oh hey! my cum turned into shit!"
%
"Used diapers are great. Me and my wife wear one."
%
"you have to kill the others first, then the white dudes die"
%
"kill the black dudes first"
%
"Drink boner."
%
"My only way of attacking is shit, which is uncontrollable"
%
"My objective is to kill mom"