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252 lines
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"mac, you are literally gaslighting him"
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"ok and?"
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"oh! that's what i could do with the villagers actually! i could put them in the nut room!"
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"i get the tummy wummies at day time..."
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"there are exactly two songs"
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"should cottage cheese do solar damage?"
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"fart with extra cheese..."
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"pissing on it does a lot of damage, because the piss goes through its entire body"
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"the forbidden buttplug..."
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"if you stand in Siberia for too long you fall through the ground and just fall"
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"if you go far enough east into Russia you end up in the farlands"
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"benjammin is in the cheese"
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"you pissed so hard, you generated antimatter"
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"what do you think thanos' balls taste like?"
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"it looks like it is in pain, perfect"
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"large simpson. discuss"
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"what if Apple made cheese?"
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"click frenzy... *intense orgasm*" x2
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"noooooo! dont get eaten... hahah, youre so sexy~ ..."
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"i am currently hitting the power grid for the uk"
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"do i wanna sell my nuts?"
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"cooking companions if it took place in mcdonalds"
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"*repeated breathing* pee!"
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"okay, but we have to talk semantics now: what is piss?"
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"is there an equivalent of fingerprints for piss?"
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"i love setting dogs on fire"
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"i didnt know my toilet was a friction battery"
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"piranha solution enema"
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"girlboss, gas leak, matchstick"
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"i find the idea of jill over the course of 3 months transforming into a lead pipe really funny"
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"oh yeah! forgot im bombing you"
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"this is fine dining porn"
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"im thinking about the suck parrot"
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"get a recording of my anal cavity"
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"Why does the toddler have a gigantic ass?"
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"Damn... I'm going to crush your head with my thighs"
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"i'm actually not sure if i prefer google or yandex! hold on, i have to add another contender... [typing noises] bing... dot com..."
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"i'm growing kinda fond of yandex! however, there is one thing i have to try... [typing noises] gay... furry porn..."
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"i just.. [holding back laughter] blow into your urethra.."
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"#teamgovernmentlease"
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"plants vs mrbeast"
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"did you know 63 + 33 is equal to 99? its because both numbers"
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"i never would fuck my sisters... O-OR MY BROTHERS!"
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"im sorry mario, but your pussy stinks"
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"wet concrete and asshole. trust me on this, it is sooo good"
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"the entire morbius movie was an anti-burger sympathizer"
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"i would have thought bowser, but obama?"
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"can i wish about who's cum i get? in which case i would wish for obama's cum"
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[typing noises] "nilered... piss"
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"I thought you were going to put glue in her pussy"
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"he said he jacked off too much and his ball hurts"
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"I would not get much of a profit from selling my Nut"
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"i kinda wanna make sexfuck with you..."
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"I'm not like the other girls, my heart doesn't work"
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"i'm not even homophobia"
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"you and a cute girl are test subjects"
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"marco, your torment is so enjoyable"
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"grandpa do be lookin kinda thicc today"
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"Good result! Highly corrosive."
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"that is a new level of pedophilia that i never knew existed"
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"the idea of marco making out with ben is not a good one"
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"cat is gaming with my arm"
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"oh. that is a lot of propane tanks"
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"this parkour is racist"
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"the pilk jenkem"
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"Imagine you get waterboarded and you just start hearing music"
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"the gamer sweat from the shirts lubed it up"
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"i sure hope he didn't piss on his brother"
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"i will not free you. i will let you leak"
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"belgium is now gone"
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"dont bend your dick. thats not healthy"
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"oh no. what is happening outside"
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"every interest has a penis and you have to circumsize it."
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"im gonna put some catholics in my mouth"
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"Looooll, You're disabled??"
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"the balls are getting stick"
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"those are very very large feet"
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"i wish that was me"
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"so go on e6 and-"
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"right now im trying to figure out why it doesnt like head"
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"i believe, in scientific terms, i shit myself"
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"doesn't pack as much of a punch as 9/11"
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"i'm kinda getting beyblade vibes listening to him"
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"anthony padilla aka the grim reaper"
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"i am deforming tyler"
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"what about non-binary bussy yogurt people?"
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"his battle scars are his circumcision"
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"i cat cum"
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"That is a lot of parents. I need to kill them all so that the child can be left unsupervised."
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"I think i made big daddy really angry"
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"They should've let me penetrate his ass (with bullets)"
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"i dont know if i want to eat, or if i want to puke, so im just going to say i want to eat puke"
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"no.. no vore. of _course_ its furaffinity..."
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"my entire pc is currently comprised by geometry dash"
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"making the 5 year old pregnant"
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"imagine one of these children on their own..."
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"i love shitting"
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"piss isn't a body part"
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"do you remember me comtemplating whether i should eat paint?"
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"on my end, my ass is pertruding so much"
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"uwu *explodes*"
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"why are old men adding you on Facebook?"
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"there are a lot of similarities between uno games and pedophile rings, now that i think about it"
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"i am very glad that clash royale is now associated with 9/11 for you"
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"swap the arm and the brain to Achieve."
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"partial functions are NOT goated with the sauce"
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"noisetorch microphone"
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"i think about the fact the liver can regrow itself every day"
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"it is pissing in my ear"
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"we are all cumming in grandma"
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"oh we have bombs? i didn't know we had bombs"
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"one thing i do like about using my phone as a microwave,"
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"yeah, don't you know the sun constantly pisses on things?"
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"im going to harvest you"
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"I have managed to get cows into my base. Time to breed."
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"spongebob will be the intermediary phase between my transition to aluminium can"
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"i love the noises the sprout mole makes"
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"if you die, funny things happen"
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"what the std doin?"
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"no sorry, i dont have semen cooling"
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"how can i modify myself"
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"plethora of penises"
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"everything female-related is breaking"
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"i would subject you [to watersports] if i could"
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"i would be surprised if you managed to put a pipebomb up my ass"
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"i have a new toy. i must use it."
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"portable minors?"
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