23 lines
898 B
Lua
23 lines
898 B
Lua
local endings = {'rawr x3', 'OwO', 'UwU', 'o.O', '-.-', '>w<', '(˘ω˘)', 'σωσ', 'ʘwʘ', ':3', 'XD', 'nyaa~~', 'mya', '>_<', 'rawr', '^^', '^^;;', '(^•ω•^)'}
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return function(str)
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str = string.lower(str)
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str = string.gsub(str, 'small', 'smol')
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str = string.gsub(str, 'cute', 'kawaii~')
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str = string.gsub(str, 'fluff', 'floof')
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str = string.gsub(str, 'love', 'luv')
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str = string.gsub(str, 'stupid', 'baka')
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str = string.gsub(str, 'meow', 'nya~')
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str = string.gsub(str, 'l', 'w')
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str = string.gsub(str, 'r', 'w')
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str = string.gsub(str, 'n([aeiou])', 'ny%1')
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str = string.gsub(str, '[.!?]%s', function(e) return e .. endings[math.random(1, #endings)] .. ' ' end)
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str = string.gsub(str, '(%s)(%a)(%a)', function(space, rep, other) if math.random() < 0.05 then return space .. rep .. '-' .. rep .. other else return space .. rep .. other end end)
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return str
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end |