diff --git a/modules/software/system/fish.nix b/modules/software/system/fish.nix index 4ea6249..e932888 100644 --- a/modules/software/system/fish.nix +++ b/modules/software/system/fish.nix @@ -24,6 +24,9 @@ in { interactiveShellInit = '' sh ${colorScript} ''; + functions.fish_greeting = '' + ${lib.getExe pkgs.fortune} -e ${pkgs.my.scold-fortunes}/share/fortune + ''; }; }; } \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/packages/scold-fortunes/default.nix b/packages/scold-fortunes/default.nix new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a1fbd29 --- /dev/null +++ b/packages/scold-fortunes/default.nix @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +{ stdenv, pkgs, ... }: + +stdenv.mkDerivation { + pname = "scold-fortunes"; + version = "0.0.1710273980"; + + src = ./.; + + nativeBuildInputs = with pkgs; [ fortune ]; + + installPhase = '' + runHook preInstall + mkdir -p $out/share/fortune/ + strfile ./fortunes/*.fortune + cp -a ./fortunes/* $out/share/fortune/ + runHook postInstall + ''; +} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/packages/scold-fortunes/fortunes/scold_quotes.fortune b/packages/scold-fortunes/fortunes/scold_quotes.fortune new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a58281b --- /dev/null +++ b/packages/scold-fortunes/fortunes/scold_quotes.fortune @@ -0,0 +1,10934 @@ +"18th demon of the naked cowboy dimension 「Ｒａｍ　Ｒａｎｃｈ」" +- TaroNuke +% +"it's not as penis as like, 西新宿清掃曲" +- RAKKII-san +% +"gaslight gatekeep, go to sleep" +- drazilspirits +% +"✨ live✨ + + ✨ laugh✨ + + + ✨ die✨" +- drazilspirits +% +"Why does Brazil keep getting stolen?" +- PokéJoshua +% +""now this is the part where the analogy breaks down, it all gets intense and you shut the fuck up" -ayaze" +- TaroNuke +% +"you have to say it is not is this not this is it is this not this not it is this hot out eat the food" +- oatmealine +% +"Gackwards sad piss" +- CosmicLAER +% +"god, looking at this pizza and man, bad time to be staring at this fucking marinara sauce" +- GelloMello +% +"||emptied of emotions like prushka's organs||" +- Triplejy2k +% +"united states politics" +- CERiNG +% +"united states lore" +- oatmealine +% +"you're going to drazil" +- TaroNuke +% +""don't test on a live server" - cowards" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I bet giger is the head of the bonedrewd fan club" +- TaroNuke +% +"<@!443588496116940800> every dollar spent on the war on drugs is a dollar not spent on genetically doing ur mother" +- ryn +% +"can we pretend that arrows on the right side are like spitting bars" +- plightshift +% +""I'm not sure if consensual cum jar is the truth" - TaroNuke, 2021" +- RAKKII-san +% +"Hell has 4 letters and DDR has 4 panels" +- RAKKII +% +"noooooooo dont put me in an award winning roguelite by supergiant games" +- plightshift +% +"We've already been over this. The answer is Onceler" +- Taro +% +"i wish my physical form were not so limiting" +- plightshift +% +"ok apparently taking a piss is a rakkii reference now" +- RAKKII-san +% +"scold is now cow hypnosis" +- CERiNG +% +"my complex personality has been predicted........ by a neuroscience researcher actually that's fine" +- Tetaes +% +"mom says it's my turn on the yasmyn" +- TaroNuke +% +"human consciousness cloud storage" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i like cheese to the point where i've had a nightmare about people conspiring to stop the world's production of cheese" +- Tetaes +% +""I'M GONNA SHIT IN YOUR COOKIES"" +- CosmicLAER +% +"GERMAN FARTING" +- RAKKII-san +% +"me when im calling my grandparents and also on the toilet" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"rakkii: is this big phil +the song: ＢＩＧ　ＰＨＩＬ" +- TaroNuke +% +"tesco (almost done with getting a shader working)" +- TaroNuke +% +"also i like being in jail it tastes nice" +- Tetaes +% +"You're going to bears" +- plightshift +% +"thread unicycle" +- plightshift +% +"mecha is just boneless armor" +- RAKKII-san +% +"The only way across the river is by a small boat, which can only hold at most you and one of the three items. Left unsupervised, the chicken will eat the grain or the fox will eat the chicken (however, the fox won't try to eat the grain, nor will the fox or the chicken wander off). What's the quickest way to get everyone to play among us?" +- TaroNuke +% +"Why does everyone think I'm a sussy bussy" +- Taro +% +"yea you can't report corpses just like in real life" +- plightshift +% +"I'm sorry if the glue dissuaded you from wanting to engage with this community" +- Taro +% +"-typo\" +- drazilspirits +% +"We have a bit of romance forming... and also some mold" +- Taro +% +"bonedrewd's old country cartridge whiskey" +- TaroNuke +% +"is that fucking HOMESTUCK?!" +- Triplejy2k +% +"im not going to give anyone my sex" +- oatmealine +% +"just 5 lovely fellas discussing the economics, physics, metaphysics and sociology of sex" +- oatmealine +% +"the real aura would not WANT any sex" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +" SEX IS GONE " +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i said that i hate gay people" +- penn +% +"\*seal noises*" +- TaroNuke +% +"did i really never fix that typio" +- drazilspirits +% +"WRONG MAGIC OBJECT SHOW" +- drazilspirits +% +"can't, I'm too busy roleplaying being at target" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"a gas induced hallucination of christmas yule logs is not "close enough" to target" +- GelloMello +% +"im going to eat all of the fuckin dry wall;l" +- Triplejy2k +% +"baby extermination service call 1-800-EAT-SHIT" +- sor gay +% +"The Target's Terror (Ultimate)" +- sor gay +% +"phase 1: crying baby and karen +- initially, crying baby is the only one targetable. after being pulled they start the fight with Loud Shriek, which spawns an untargetable Karen at the side of the arena that will do mechanics +- Ungodly Tears places a debuff on 4 random players that will cause affected players to be hit by a moderately sized circle AoE after the debuff wears off +- Karen will cast Unjust Authority which will target all 8 players two consecutive sets of lingering puddles of lipstick that must be baited in a way that does not interfere with resolving the next set of mechanics +- Soundwave targets the closest 4 players with a conal AoE +(both mechanics will resolve at the same time. if a player is hit by both mechanics they will take lethal damage) +- Karen will cast either Divine Coddling or Divine Punishment, if it's Coddling the Crying Baby must be pulled towards Karen, if it's Punishment the Crying Baby must be pulled away from Karen +(This will happen at the same time as Ungodly Tears and Soundwave resolve) +- Crying Baby will cast 3 more Loud Shrieks back to back, and summon a new Karen with each cast (which will all be placed on cardinals or intercardinals outside the arena). Mitigate and heal +- Each Karen, in a clockwise fashion, will cast Just Authority, and then cast Request For The Manager which will fire a beam at the closest player. Players must bait these puddles in a way where players will still be able to bait the beams outside the arena, while not impeding on any future movement required. The catch with Just Authority is that these puddles linger until the end of the phase +- Crying Baby then casts another Soundwave that resolves as the last Karen finishes casting, and then a heavy raidwide called Breakdown that will kill if unmitigated +- Afterwards, Crying Baby will become untargetable and Karen will slam her fist down in the arena, dealing raidwide damage. She then becomes targetable and I'm too lazy to write the rest of this out" +- sor gay +% +"<@!205443246011187204> we burned the target down in radical aster combat" +- Triplejy2k +% +"dorime, +interimo ada㍴e dorime. +a㎃no +a㎃no +㏒tire, +㏒tire ㎃, +㍴" +- RAKKII-san +% +"is this an illegal hair strand or do i need to change the model again" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"it had a pixel of bloom of course it was fmscat" +- mrcool909090 +% +"your balls are now showing" +- Tetaes +% +"To All Discord Music Bots +do NOT speak to me unless spoken to +I am a DIVINE BEING <:30dollaruraniumore:870838922878521385> +You are a GLORIFIED JUKEBOX 🔊 +You will NEVER truely replace Groovy in our hearts" +- Triplejy2k +% +"piss depreciation" +- drazilspirits +% +"pee irrelevancy" +- drazilspirits +% +"so-called "free thinkers" when someone teaches scold a command" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"microwave hypnosis" +- Tetaes +% +"this file has arrows in it" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"PLURAL KIT FUCKS" +- Triplejy2k +% +"i prefer to have my moms medium rare, thanks though" +- sor gay +% +"Why do bots keep doin my mom" +- mrcool909090 +% +"drazil w h yareyou cirno" +- oatmealine +% +"there's just gonna be one day where i look back in <#866447065209634827> when i get bored, and then i'll get to everything that happened today, and i'll be like "ah yes that was the day where SCOLD did all of our mothers"" +- sor gay +% +"this one is on you bestie" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"after discussing about who's doing who's mom" +- sor gay +% +"eel propoganda" +- CosmicLAER +% +"oocq: "SCOLD's cervix is gone!!"" +- CosmicLAER +% +"region locked car tf" +- Tetaes +% +"is sex water a wierd water" +- drazilspirits +% +"i am crumbling into a potato" +- Tetaes +% +"AURA PLEASE STOP PINGING THE BESTIES AT 3AM" +- drazilspirits +% +"WHENCE THE PEEESH CLOCK TOLLS" +- drazilspirits +% +"The c in van c stands for ~~COMBAT ENCOUNTER~~ cool" +- drazilspirits +% +"Bestie you are hostile to the east coast" +- drazilspirits +% +"(I almost typed "column specific" instead of "case sensitive" <:loam:453967975733657654> )" +- TaroNuke +% +"ok i think nil's argument is that cars 2 is about the societally underprivileged class attempting to rise up and obtain power" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Riv? As in rest in Virginia?" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"this is the prostate song" +- RAKKII-san +% +"it's ok taro and i made a blood pact we're good" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"ladies and gentlemen, ff14 with randos" +- TaroNuke +% +"(both grunting rhythmically)" +- TaroNuke +% +""No, cats don't drive trains, this is unrealistic" +"Have you NOT seen train cat's waltz??"" +- TaroNuke +% +"the c in cats stands for cars 2" +- TaroNuke +% +"aura are you saying that british people can't count" +- CERiNG +% +"<@!205443246011187204> THE BRITISH HAVE SPOKEN, THE BRITISH HAVE QUESTIONED." +- RAKKII-san +% +"google needs to stop killing krz characters" +- drazilspirits +% +"<@&878686829317075005> CARS 2 NOW OR DIE" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the c in cars 2 stands for [dies]" +- sor gay +% +"New quote added by you stupid as #21" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"CARS 2 IS FOREVER" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"donkeyization" +- Penn +% +"car sex" +- RAKKII-san +% +"lemon demon apartheid" +- sor gay +% +"MATER youre SCARING the HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" +- teri +% +"lightning mcqueen loves racing, i cant believe he's a racist" +- sor gay +% +"two trucks 😳" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"WHO JUST SHOUTED SEX IN RESPONSE TO A CAR" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I hate "stupidity porn" scenes in movies" +- TaroNuke +% +"the investigators found GUN <:vineboom:871933590219419658> <:vineboom:871933590219419658> +they also found WHEELS <:vineboom:871933590219419658> <:vineboom:871933590219419658> <:vineboom:871933590219419658>" +- mrcool909090 +% +"i will eat a broccoli" +- TaroNuke +% +"THEY ARE THREATRNUING MY AUNT" +- drazilspirits +% +"Oregon radiates moose energy" +- drazilspirits +% +"why is thomas the hedgehog even blaseball related now" +- oatmealine +% +"I HATE WYOMING" +- drazilspirits +% +"i don't know what a big buf rd is but 2 for 6 sounds like a pretty good deal" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"me in vc just now: can we run a srt at T H E S T O R E" +- mrcool909090 +% +"wet turkey rag" +- merri +% +"Hello Mr. The Impostor, how's the sus going" +- Yasmyn +% +"The Waffle House +Streaming on UKSRT+" +- PokéJoshua +% +"pro tip: do not stand near radioactive material. doing so kills you to death" +- sor gay +% +"me when i have sex in the dark: dark mater" +- sor gay +% +"millenials will see a white square and guess s-bahn" +- teri +% +"shit there's nobody says you can't go like thread thread thread thread thread thread thread thread. great big ol threadpuck just for me" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"GENETICALLY MODIFIED TSLEEPSCHEDULE" +- drazilspirits +% +"Drazil Causes Problems On Purpose Accident" +- drazilspirits +% +"🐺☢️" +- RAKKII-san +% +"wow mordetwi really has changed" +- drazilspirits +% +"sussy bapho" +- CERiNG +% +"CERI IM GOING TO HIT YOU SOFTLY WITH A B*SEBALL BAT" +- strawberrymahou +% +"imagine you get to the afterlife and you get kinassigned nagito komaeda" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the cheesecake factory dps check" +- drazilspirits +% +""recreational child slaughter" -penn" +- strawberrymahou +% +">penn turns into a corncob" +- CosmicLAER +% +"cssulties" +- drazilspirits +% +"the secret ending: the dials on the scrombly of the beebobo have an effect on the matter of the thread bomblyo and thats bad and noone knew" +- oatmealine +% +"fun party trick! take your age. that's your age" +- sor gay +% +"how can you write if you of in the discord messages of out the hot eat the daily summary" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"mahou commits vehicular manslaughter" +- strawberrymahou +% +"inside of you there are two legs +one is broken +the other is broken +you have just played technical showcase" +- RAKKII-san +% +"why did the chicken cross the road? + +he was the only one alive and wanted to get to the other side" +- sor gay +% +"drazil dont make us have a cow hypnotised employee combat encounter" +- mrcool909090 +% +"new dog treats dropped???? 👀 👀 👀" +- Tetaes +% +"~~in n out burger~~" +- mrcool909090 +% +"Im mixing the hot sauce with ketchup to get more out of it" +- drazilspirits +% +"in the out hot eat the burger" +- plightshift +% +"MY OBJECTIVE IS TO FULFILL A PROPHECY" +- Drazil, possessed by evil spirits +% +"STAPLE THE FUCKING KITKAT" +- sorae +% +"that is the opposite of a lucky charm. that is a lucky curse" +- cering +% +"NaN and cheese" +- TaroNuke +% +"ON THE RECORD: +IT WAS NOT BECAUSE OF THE GLUE +IT WAS BECAUSE I FOUND YOU ALL INTIMIDATING +THIS IS NO LONGER THE CASE +RUN" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"^#(%(@("(@("?@(♧•◇●◇•¿¤♧•♡¤♧•¡□♧•¡¤]•♡,kdlsjzlJSKKFLAKELVLSLD" +- strawberrymahou +% +".car sex" +- Triplejy2k +% +"ratchet and jank" +- TaroNuke +% +"the word 'funny' is now stored in the variable funny" +- TaroNuke +% +"sorry WHAT" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +" pov: you are the bacteria that is growing inside penn" +- Tetaes +% +"there's no try-catch statement for those patterns" +- Taro +% +"turns out how to get more people to make files is give people your youtube video number, the jam's expiration date, and the three wacky letters on the back" +- mrcool909090 +% +" milk knowledge" +- CosmicLAER +% +"<:tack:834523508956594206> "Oughfhfg yummy space rock" [dies]" +- Tetaes +% +"penn this is a road trip" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"they did not ask to exist :( this is so sad alexa can you be the vessel" +- Tetaes +% +"alexaura ...play despacito" +- CERiNG +% +"it was great we almost died" +- Tetaes +% +"Go die - dated threat +Go consume cabinet milk - valid threat" +- drazilspirits +% +"penn go drink properly stored milk" +- CosmicLAER +% +"<@!205443246011187204> israel liven is the thread waffle house" +- sor gay +% +"That was gam gams hot banana water" +- teri +% +"you can vanquish your enemies with homemade abestos" +- Tetaes +% +"I can't piss straight" +- CosmicLAER +% +"Hi Furry I'm Dad" +- CosmicLAER +% +"left leg of the expired one" +- CERiNG +% +"milkzodia is almost done" +- Triplejy2k +% +"is the center one just going to be semen" +- sor gay +% +"i'm going to put an entire gallon of glue into the freezer and eat it" +- sor gay +% +"make milkzodia drink the lemonade stand wafflehouse twinkie" +- CosmicLAER +% +"The c in van stands for ~~LEMONADE STAND~~ combat encounter" +- mrcool909090 +% +"Does pissing on lemonade make Aster turn into Melanaster?" +- Puuro +% +"i stepped away for a second why are people talking about pink piss" +- oatmealine +% +"hilarious mystery fluid" +- Puuro +% +"milk math of course" +- RAKKII-san +% +"WHY ARE WE ALL PISSING" +- strawberrymahou +% +"yeah drazil please don't be british for an entire weekend" +- CERiNG +% +"alright (steals my house's wifi for me to use... in my house)" +- RAKKII-san +% +"because really is it a cookout if there's no cock out" +- CosmicLAER +% +"The knife is a knife" +- drazilspirits +% +"yasmyn don't eat alice" +- TaroNuke +% +"That's not astermeme2, that's just my covid vaccination" +- Penn +% +"i have watched turbo around 4 times <:emoji_21:845799009451901009> do not ask why" +- Tetaes +% +"By that extension you're a coward, you maligned viral sneeze" +- CosmicLAER +% +"can we get a rendition of the airplanes meme but with Aura and NotAura sharing a moment on top of the summit?" +- Triplejy2k +% +"shinji ikaro" +- CERiNG +% +"unveiling the battle pass" +- CERiNG +% +"susra is neazra's distant cousin who LOVES among us" +- CERiNG +% +"van c greatly benefits from the presence of duct tape" +- drazilspirits +% +"tac eats physical violence for breakfast" +- Tetaes +% +"rocky stop shidding > : (" +- segaskulll. +% +"it's sightreading but instead of a chart it's a live injury that could get mortally infected at any moment" +- Tetaes +% +"learn your primary colors with aura! +blood is red +lemons are yellow +lizard blood is NOT BLUE" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"day 0 aura: guys this is just a fun goofy server event don't take it too seriously :] +day 7 aura: Why Do People Die, Josh" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"IM GETTING RGB GAMER BLOOD" +- drazilspirits +% +"this means we cannot make dog treats a tumblr sexyman" +- sor gay +% +"I think.. rocky.. is legally a tumblr sexyman." +- drazilspirits +% +"when are we getting the road trip universe x cookie run ship art" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"just speedrun it 2:40 glitched%" +- sor gay +% +"does drazil have a dick" +- RAKKII-san +% +"round 1 is a restaurant because when I was a kid I went to one in japan and didn't know there was a law that says kids under 15 can't stay in a round 1 past 4pm. I was grabbing food while my mom and sister were doing archery upstairs when a staff walked up to me and says I have to leave, I told her my mom was upstairs and the staff literally had me confined to the food court until she returned" +- Tetaes +% +"is Chuck E Cheese an equivalent to the Apple Store because of technology" +- CosmicLAER +% +"STOP MY BRAINCELL IS SHAKING IN MY BUTT" +- CosmicLAER +% +"Eat some Chuck it'll help with the shit coming out of ass in of the Cheese food out the shit food" +- CosmicLAER +% +"EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP NIL IS EXPLAINING CHUCK E CHEESE" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"holy fucking shit im breathing air right now" +- CERiNG +% +"THREAD HOME DEPOT" +- CERiNG +% +"legality is merely a cowards definition of reality" +- Triplejy2k +% +"jesus christ uboa sus" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"WHY ARE WE KINNING WEAPONS OF WAR" +- Drazil +% +"i fear fish" +- Tetaes +% +"americans are slightly unstable" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"**Virtual Fisher** is here." +- the server +% +""ALL THE MEDIA SAYS IS "MISSING CHILDREN, VIRUSES, CAPITALISM, ITG" + +I JUST WANNA FISH FOR GOD'S SAKE!"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"<@!193207271302365184> there's no y to rock-y" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"draz is a british that animorphs into steve irwin for reference at least its what im going to go for" +- drazilspirits +% +"bri'ish anime protagonist" +- Triplejy2k +% +"oi mate i'm a spirai liz'ad innit, do you happen to 'ave a bloody loicense for that interdimenshional tra'el mate" +- oatmealine +% +"aura: AHOY ME VANMATES I HAVE INADVERTENTLY BROUGHT TOGETHER SOME OF THE MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL AND DANGEROUS INDIVIDUALS IN THE MULIVERSE ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG" +- Triplejy2k +% +"the russian dark zone" +- Triplejy2k +% +"today I learned that mahou might be vancist /j" +- RAKKII-san +% +"I am so sorry for the unnecessary tension between everyone with my intense asshole" +- RAKKII-san +% +"g-yaze" +- CosmicLAER +% +"she's... she's now a m-... i can barely say it 🤢 ... she's a ||mills fan||" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"We should have just let SCOLD win in uksrt9" +- CosmicLAER +% +"Lindsay Lohan NFT fursona????????" +- CosmicLAER +% +"penn are you or someone in your family a spider," +- oatmealine +% +"the fuck is politics trending + +"BOFA THESE 1992 TWEETS IN YOUR MOUTH LMAO"" +- mrcool909090 +% +"if _I_ could abduct people into another dimension and pretend to be god I sure know what _I_ would be doing" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"so called free thinkers when deltarune dialogue" +- Amor +% +"A likes to get robbed" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"<:blank:231202679379066880>COME CLOSER +<:blank:231202679379066880> <:blank:231202679379066880>🪨 <:blank:231202679379066880> +I AM JUST A NORMAL +<:blank:231202679379066880>NORMAL ROCK<:blank:231202679379066880>" +- CERiNG +% +"How to Kill Your Dragon by DreamWorks" +- PokeJoshua +% +"and i no longer want the confectionary in my ass" +- CosmicLAER +% +"cering really rolled in here tonight like "hi! :D can you justify the value of positive experience in the face of the inevitable heat death of the universe and meaninglessness of all things"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"DO NOT PASS WAFFLE HOUSE" +- drazilspirits +% +"<:tacjfk:893719436358463509>" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"when they said @#$ %^&*()?- i felt that" +- Tetaes +% +"When Tac Is Sussy Amogus Imposter Sus Troll Us Epicly Among . E" +- CERiNG +% +"its a shame it was not tacbraham lincoln because he could have been shot by john wilkes gooth" +- CERiNG +% +"cer if we ever meet lets make a rube goldberg" +- drazilspirits +% +"WHY does that activate from car sex" +- Tetaes +% +"KILL ISSUE" +- TaroNuke +% +"holy shit this house fire prevention mechanism is working better than I expected" +- TaroNuke +% +"this is the last thing you hear before being boiled alive" +- TaroNuke +% +"these are screams of agony in a completely different axis of agony" +- sor gay +% +"And then you have to listen to your fetus glitches years after" +- pyllynalle +% +"Punt the child and you have good music" +- PokéJoshua +% +"You cannot kick the child in TaaTaa Ja TuuTuu." +- sor gay +% +"nooooo don't put me in an award winning visual novel written by kotaro uchikoshi" +- plightshift +% +"this is actually just Baby Metal but in a literal sense" +- Triplejy2k +% +"this album will be seen as an overcooked master piss in like 100 seconds" +- TaroNuke +% +"friday night fucking" +- drazilspirits +% +"this sounds like the kind of thing that puts you in a hospital in the same way mixing detergents in an improperly ventilated room would" +- TaroNuke +% +"danganrompa for COWARDS" +- Triplejy2k +% +"YES???? +I was hoping to listen some good music??" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"the review for this album must start out like +"**gunthony childtano** here, the internet's busiest music nerd"" +- CERiNG +% +"**clooi bar (DO NOT LOOK UP)**" +- oatmealine +% +"Yay murder!" +- PokéJoshua +% +"`RK: this is where i watched myself murder drazil, frenzy` +(H ---> S) This is where you-you watched yourself murder Dra-Drazil, oops!" +- RAKKII-san +% +"SHIT GLASS" +- drazilspirits +% +"i don't got no quotes" +- CyberBlue +% +".quote <@!448045569341128704>" +- oatmealine +% +"and" +- CyberBlue +% +"onceler is KINDA hot" +- Triplejy2k +% +"its so funny the boyfriend kid talks about wanting to vore communists" +- oatmealine +% +"die: old, antiquated threat that is nearly impossible to follow up on +shit glass: strange, you question what food you had eaten that day" +- drazilspirits +% +"I am on cyber" +- Triplejy2k +% +"Shut up cooxual" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"naughty children get put into the groan tube" +- oatmealine +% +"Groan Tube is a spinoff of Shame Cube" +- CosmicLAER +% +"Peeesh's balls" +- CosmicLAER +% +"imagine being british" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"https://evaded.tax/i/3ap5.png" +- oatmealine +% +"the b in van b stands for bed" +- oatmealine +% +"IM FUCKING CO4MIC SANS" +- TaroNuke +% +"THE PENIS" +- mrcool909090 +% +"(trust me gays arguing is very loud)" +- Penn, OOC +% +"a human and a robot being gay has shrek energy" +- drazilspirits +% +"He holds up a copy of High School Musical # he said it was a great documentary" +- Penn, the character +% +"to be fair that could all be summarized as van b has a gay ol time" +- oatmealine +% +"PISS is what VAN B IS HAVING" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"drug side effect: tac jfk" +- oatmealine +% +"sega i want you to sound design my funeral" +- mrcool909090 +% +"hey at least im not the one doing f- (i am forcefully dragged off stage by aura)" +- oatmealine +% +"please do not give this server an irl death count" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"why off the 1% when you can off 15% by saving more on car insurance" +- RAKKII-san +% +"i am not seeing a grapes from jubeat" +- mrcool909090 +% +"in a "woke up, took a shit, got out of bed" kind of way" +- TaroNuke +% +"listen to poopoo penis in your own time" +- TaroNuke +% +"irish hypnosis" +- RAKKII-san +% +"if the world dont got me +i know SCOLD got me +can i get a `$sudo rm -rf /*`😍" +- sor gay +% +"72° represents the temperature of your shelf milk" +- RAKKII-san +% +"otherwise i'll just give you a role that's like 😍 FREE ROBOX 💵" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"any mail to drazil will be addressed directly to jesus" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I sure do love a story about animals (homo sapiens) driven to canned food balism (dog treats)" +- sor gay +% +"#sigmagrindset" +- Tetaes +% +"every time i see tacjfk a dormant part of me slowly awakens" +- Tetaes +% +"is bussy a legit resource people need" +- RAKKII-san +% +"its part of the sex lore" +- Triplejy2k +% +"so misfits loops back around to gello and oats sex economics discussion involving hyper inflation (economic) as well as the stimulation (also economic) of the sex economy, the invention of sex 2 which will involve the original creator of sex being killed and usurped, with this cycle looping until sex 69 is created, in which the sex economy will reach its final form and we will have reached final sex. Oat had the goal of becoming the creator of sex 2 by acquiring all known sex in the universe. I do not know if she ever did achieve it for we are still in sex 1 state. However once sex 2 does occur the cycle will increase in speed until 69 is reached." +- Triplejy2k +% +""Nil you have a massive spirit cock"" +- Triplejy2k +% +"toast sandwich" +- TaroNuke +% +"watching sora interact with all of the bots in this server is like them running away from a rapidly approaching truck only to get hit by a rapidly approaching freight train in the opposite direction" +- sor gay +% +"its prob giving scold a captcha" +- oatmealine +% +"god the dick is stuck" +- HeySora +% +"sleep is when you lie down and pretend to sleep until your body believes you and put you to sleep" +- Tetaes +% +"🪳 I OWE YOU NOTHING, YOU ARE LITERALLY FROM CALIFORNIA🪳" +- Aura +% +"THIS IS MISSISSIPPI BUT ZOOMX" +- RAKKII-san +% +"i feel like "californian" is already bad enough" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"rocky bababooey" +- CERiNG +% +"YOU ARE INADVERTENTLY CAUSING THE 1848-1849 CALIFORNIA GOLD RUSH" +- RAKKII-san +% +"i can't believe [rocky]'s kokichi oma" +- Tetaes +% +"Peepy [LIGHTLY EXPERIMENTED ON]" +- CERiNG +% +"GET A SUCKLET" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"californian's fallacy" +- Tetaes +% +"it's about the amogus" +- Tetaes +% +""guys the meteors are turning the sheebs gay"" +- CERiNG +% +"dear Van A, +you claim to be eating burgers +yet i can hear walnut barking through the intercom. + +curious." +- sor gay +% +"fnsbcjdhcfksbcjcbn*&35/®8&%®4^♥5?2-:)4)582^/®~8-/♥4#$•8" +- oatmealine +% +"HELP THE JOYSTICK" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"cassandraz" +- Tetaes +% +"do you have any more of this genre of tide pod piss squeaking bowel movement leakage music?" +- Shu +% +"...AH. IT'S PISS." +- Shu +% +"their too busy ???? gendo" +- plightshift +% +"[Drazil summons a green leaf-like card from thin air.] +<:drazil:878481315027103744> - "cannabis." +[An enormous indica plant rises out from the card, now dissolving into light.]" +- CERiNG +% +"the A in van A stands for Crimes" +- sor gay +% +"bisexual rgb" +- HeySora +% +"my milk comes preripened" +- Triplejy2k +% +"freezer milk +shelf milk +ripe milk" +- RAKKII-san +% +"is... +would this be considered edging?" +- mrcool909090 +% +"detroit become terraria furry mode" +- drazilspirits +% +"if nobody got me... +...i know SCOLD got me +can i get a $reply $arg1?" +- CERiNG +% +"balls" +- HeySora +% +"balls" +- HeySora +% +"shaft" +- HeySora +% +"i got the shaft right here" +- CERiNG +% +"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896499990631952416/896500014308798504/render_2021-10-09_22.50.59.gif" +- HeySora +% +"anyone else make weird noises when they sit downon the floor?" +- mrcool909090 +% +"radio, scold now playing" +- HeySora +% +"=tpyo" +- CosmicLAER +% +"i asked for cannonball and they gave me clown shoes +🤡 🤡" +- oatmealine +% +"metal is so much denser than metal right" +- RAKKII-san +% +"``` +women fear me +fish fear me +we all scream +for ice cream +it's cold +i`m scold +```" +- CERiNG +% +"JEVIL GO BACKK TO SELLING CARS" +- RAKKII-san +% +"it means aura does tests on my rats in french" +- Tetaes +% +"wtf is a SHAME tube" +- Irma +% +"AND I COME BACK AND WE ARE SHOVING TUNGSTEN IN OUR COLLECTIVE ASS??" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"doctor who more like dogtor chew" +- CERiNG +% +"AAAAAAAAA (goes melan) I'm sorry women" +- drazilspirits +% +"evil frank sinatra be like 'That's death.'" +- Penn +% +"GIGER, RELEASE ME FROM THIS ACCURSED VOICE CHANNEL AT ONCE" +- sor gay +% +"this really is me when i queue https://stitcher.acast.com/livestitches/614e5b6184c46000190f5ce0/4edf393a9f30ab86b7c8e26fd1eade88.mp3?aid=614e5b6184c46000190f5ce0&chid=068056b2-99dc-4f0f-93f7-ef5a219fe204&ci=-XRNtGjfEHmhfTPmGgim7r9X4eluiZEbrSV3IP-zFkqWHqMzWHmD9g%3D%3D&pf=rss&sv=sphinx%401.69.4&uid=a7b4340e40c075194bb18a6e1b2a9d0e&Expires=1634244244&Signature=lokzOMZuEnMdrqAR18cl5Vty7NmDXGanEasELaHn9cn7pfLOxXavcMZ6o9yvKguMqE32AhQiH-wfqyE-AAmLrB54fs6MZcbRyr69D7njKdcqtbrPUqEQIGc7Ne-j04jkEZAOVp2qcq3poL3E6K1jAaf4aKBteb4IyAMq2ysFS6dZ8IPbRHq-Ba5x1JCK39GzOU9Mf8xpLz1ZZl701k4oFYE24ttk4N3vj800XQJzRdU%7EHyFbDq%7EpGoLWs-%7E2dNFXr9GwTvgJtJESv24KL08QWB-3gBgR7JP5-ZW96S6MifNucACRcgMHy73a6aFb8NYWEEVkVceHiOBK4gmXNQhCoA__&Key-Pair-Id=APKAJXAFARUOTJQ3BLOQ" +- sor gay +% +"irl road trip but it's me transporting 2006 ADDCO DOT Message Sign (GRVL) (21-2135 DOT) from tumwater washington to my house" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"forgot the clock has a clock" +- CERiNG +% +"MP stands for Milk Points" +- Tetaes +% +"cering: chocolate chips in/on brownies is a CRIME +me: ok motherfucker? you're going to make me get out the paintbrushes?" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"id rather have semi tasteless biscuty dry dogtreats" +- Triplejy2k +% +"all clothes are tubes" +- Aura +% +"a penny crimed is a penny walmario" +- TaroNuke +% +"scold, is it a bunch of cum" +- TaroNuke +% +"<@!880724898304110682> is mayonaise a mod file" +- mrcool909090 +% +"**FURRY HURRY**" +- TaroNuke +% +"What's with dog threats and Drazil?" +- Puuro +% +"death games that look like ffxiv diagrams that look like shitposts that look like u.s. government documents" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"death games that look like ffxiv raid diagrams that look like maps of oregon that look like meteor landing sites" +- drazilspirits +% +"i'm too far away from the us government for them to bother, i can do any crime i want" +- Tetaes +% +"HELLO MR. FBI WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY PLAN TO KILL JEFF BEZOS" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"brb about to snort some crushed up dog treats and write lin story pack in 2 hours" +- sor gay +% +"kiloshitposts per vanday??" +- sor gay +% +"Colk johnson" +- Puuro +% +"oski i want to wqtch your new video but i'm having my blood removed right now" +- plightshift +% +"REMOVE YOUR MIC FROM YOUR ASS" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"fully erectangles" +- TaroNuke +% +"anyone who believes basic shapes can't be horny has never seen how the internet reacted to bill cipher" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"he will uncum your cum" +- CosmicLAER +% +"pro-dog treat anti-anime" +- Drazil +% +"HP COMMUNISM" +- Drazil +% +"BOWSER OUROBOROS" +- RAKKII-san +% +"SHIT UP" +- mrcool909090 +% +"including my personal favorite, IF THE JOKER COULD BEATBOX (NIGHTCORE)" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"elf-ass mf" +- Puuro +% +"if someone charts if the joker could beatbox nightcore I will literally make freezer milk irl" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Except the words are from a DLC" +- Puuro +% +"Moms sometimes have custom knowledge" +- Puuro +% +"rick mortis" +- Tetaes +% +"he's upgraded from monster of the week antagonist to tumblr sexyman to cliche anime protagonist" +- RAKKII-san +% +"I mean the dragon already looked bad, but a lizardman, frog woman, and then the strange rabbit creature as well, id say this would be Midwest Furfest but we arent anywhere near Chicago..." +- Penn as "The Doctor" +% +"it's ObamAPcare" +- CERiNG +% +"yeah I need to go watch a documentary about dolphins" +- RAKKII-san +% +"So you like Rocky fights everyone? name every combat /hj" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"What makes killing rude?" +- josh +% +"thank you yasmyn for lighting my balls" +- mrcool +% +"Who the fuck is Karl Marx" +- Yasmyn +% +"is wheel liven" +- aura +% +"POOP SHADERS" +- HeySora +% +"why are all my quotes fecal/genitalia related" +- HeySora +% +"Piss. Lots of piss. Swim in the piss. EMbrace the piss. Kidding, just play with balls I guess. :(" +- 199485066684923904 +% +"all salad dressings suck actually. i eat my lettuce RAW from the LEAF an danyone who does otherwise is an ABSOLUTE COWARD" +- 205443246011187204 +% +"I BELIEVE women is a entity that resembles fish" +- 443588496116940800 +% +"Spice up that UNO" +- Cering +% +"i love how i got in jail for like, sucking shrek's dick" +- HeySora +% +"let's play job job using tac's inner monologue! oh no it's just `uurrrrrrgggghhhhh` `auughdhehdrhfgh` `hhhhhhrrrrnngghh` `not` `again`" +- Tetaes +% +"Yas and Penn have a friendship formed of blood and trauma" +- Triplejy2k +% +"ways to lose pants, according to this server: +- in space +- in a lake" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ this happened to my bnnuy mahou" +- CERiNG +% +"im just a normal dragon who likes to RP +~~i want to destroy your characters minds and emotions for the sake of development~~ + +I would love to hang out with yall +~~you shall feel endless torment~~" +- Triplejy2k +% +"~~SAO but furry~~" +- RAKKII-san +% +"penn what the fuck you can't just unzip yourself" +- RAKKII-san +% +"AND NOW IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S UNDERKILL" +- RAKKII-san +% +"shelf milk is stored in the balls" +- Penn, as "RAKKII-san" +% +"when i started out i was like "oh i'll have the polybius thing be an optional side plot in case the gang decides to get a little more serious and start solving some mysteries :]"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Rocky really went from watching milquetoast ITG charts to having his life threatened by his own left arm" +- RAKKII-san +% +"where one night I went to the kitchen at 10pm with an incredible hunger-curiosity and mixed raw egg + milk in a bowl then put it in a microwave for about a minute on very high" +- Tetaes +% +"aura: so the next location is a lighthouse. it looks a bit odd- +You Motherfuckers (affectionate): hey can we kill everyone +aura: what +You Motherfuckers (affectionate) (at the hospital): okay thanks" +- oatmealine +% +"Rocky is ***all right*** now" +- Triplejy2k +% +"IM MAKING SO MANY SPELLING MISTAKES OVER BEANS" +- Triplejy2k +% +"You're not in a voice channel!" +- 414925323197612032 +% +"aura you're the only person i know who actually does tax evasion as a hobby and i vehemently stan" +- Tetaes +% +"i considered doing something but honestly having someones arm removed from their body is a good end point" +- drazilspirits +% +"scold, is it butt" +- HeySora +% +"scold, I really love SHAME. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a new modfile for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy." +- RAKKII-san +% +"scold, 整個 人類 歷史  ， 強者 ， 富人 和 具有 猾 特質 的 人 捕 The食 部落 ， 氏族 ， 城鎮 ， 城市 和 鄉村 中 的 弱者 ， 無 `` '守 和 貧 成員。 然而 ， 人類 的生存 意願 迫使 那些 被 拒絕 ， 被 剝奪 或 摧毀 的 基本 需求 的 人們 找 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 了 一種 生活方式 ， 並 繼 Mang Rule Of new modfile :wink : 續 將 其 A 融入 不斷 發展 的 人類 社。說到 食物 ， 不要 以為 那些 被 拒絕 的 人 只吃 垃圾。 相反 ， 他們 學會 了 在 被 忽視 的 肉類 和 蔬菜 中 尋找 營養。 他們 學會 了 清潔 ， 切塊 ， 調味 和慢 燉 慢 燉 的 野菜 和 肉類 ， 在 食 ㍴ swaws 品 市場 上 被 忽略 的 部分 家用 蔬菜 和 肉類 ， 並且 學會 了 使用 芳香 juj 的 木 煙 （Th ， 山核桃 和 豆科 灌木） 來 調味 食物 煮 的 時ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:" +- RAKKII-san +% +"scold, +######################################################################## +# Overall Program Functional Description: +# Ask SCOLD for a new modfile +######################################################################## +``` + .data +nmf: .asciiz "SCOLD, new modfile" + .align 2 + .global main + .text +main: la $a0, nmf # Print prompt for new modfile + li $v0, 4 + syscall + li $v0, 10 # Skedaddle outta here + syscall + +```" +- RAKKII-san +% +"scold, +```java +public class Main { + public static void main(String[] args) { + System.out.println("SCOLD, new modfile"); + System.exit(0); + } +} +```" +- RAKKII-san +% +"rakki im gonna piss yourself" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"Mcdonald's 30 dollar bisexual GameCube iso dump website" +- mrcool909090 +% +"nil's cat would license conflict if he could" +- TaroNuke +% +"you can't just assert that mnms are chocolate chips are you Mental" +- Tetaes +% +"<:tacjfk:893719436358463509> /jfk" +- Tetaes +% +"we all know 7 is the real sexyman number +- popular +- attractive in many cultures +- morally dubious (ate 9)" +- Tetaes +% +"I thought ffr stands for 'for for real'" +- 247486197016821760 +% +"me every single time you posted quote and then i clicked on another server after" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"ok I am not in the know but think of it like this +If everyone looks like sailor moon would sailor moon still be special? No right? You need to have some less kawaii people so the SUPER KAWAII!! people shine even brighter than the moon!!" +- Mayflower +% +"i thought you say febreeze?" +- 543655912045543473 +% +"scold is it i. y fms car" +- plightshift +% +"john fortnite kennedy" +- sor gay +% +"Internet Skill Issue is a codeword for delay based netcode" +- drazilspirits +% +"we are NOT having another chuck e cheese episode" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"bondrewd alignment chart with moral axis and science axis" +- Tetaes +% +"by virtue of being a digital entity, aura is simultaneously both binary and non-binary" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i thought they were just a chill fluffy rabbit :(" +- sor gay +% +"i do not know this penn +all i know is they remind me of giger which is a bad thing" +- Mayflower +% +"so you were ASAI (Assigned Shinx At Isekai)" +- Triplejy2k +% +"whatever this game is adding to my lifespan from the fitness benefit, it is probably decreasing my lifespan an equal amount by causing me active brain damage constantly" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"oh my god david lynch is stuck in memes" +- Tetaes +% +"have you ever drunk water with ranch dressing????" +- sor gay +% +"i'm gonna put water and ranch and croutons and parmesan cheese into a cup and drink it and it's gonna be a salad" +- sor gay +% +"david linch theater" +- sor gay +% +"GUYS TETAES JUST REALIZED DELAWARE IS A STATE" +- CERiNG +% +"HE THOUGHT IT WAS A BRITISH TOWN PEOPLE MADE FUN OF" +- CERiNG +% +"the 5 states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, plasma, and delaware" +- sor gay +% +"delaware TRUCK" +- CERiNG +% +"ok but sex requires ur mom so whats your point" +- ryn +% +"can't believe ligma died of bapho" +- Tetaes +% +""come experience what polygon calls a "horror movie" !"" +- TaroNuke +% +"i feel like aura in general (not just the character) you could be like aura i accidentally drove my uncles ford fiesta off a cliff and theyd be like yea no worries ill help you get it out and repair it for you for free" +- Mayflower +% +"he flipped tables????????? +am I missing out on some good fanfiction by not reading the bible" +- Mayflower +% +"that just sounds like wattpad but less fun and gay" +- Mayflower +% +"i'm sorry ducks" +- plightshift +% +"get ducked" +- plightshift +% +"||irma ice cube irma ice cube||" +- Triplejy2k +% +"quantum gay" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"oh fuck oh shit i accidentally just started playing nokia ringtone arabic" +- mayflower +% +"double stuffed crust tier [audio]" +- 191640360957640704 +% +"I'm proud to be on any list. that includes a most wanted list" +- mayflower +% +"christopher robin blaseball anime" +- sor gay +% +"ROMANCE THE DEATH HOLES" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"you spread a particularly sussy rumor today" +- gello +% +""I, Sexually Frustrated Uppercut, will not stand for this." - Gello" +- GelloMello +% +"german lore" +- 205443246011187204 +% +"no more charts that drop bricks on people's feet 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/563163167572754432.png?size=160" +- drazilspirits +% +"EUROPE COMMITTED TIME CRIMES LAST NIGNT" +- drazilspirits +% +"watch as the first word contains a bullshit consonant cluster like the start of "mcschwasion" " +- TaroNuke +% +"i'm going to pay lightning mcqueen to run you over" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"in a Carsonian sense" +- Triplejy2k +% +"Super Pissing: able to get no money down at big bill hell's" +- 92218698894446592 +% +"kind is yellow +evil is purple + +rakki is yellow +penn is purple" +- Mayflower +% +"for the longest time i thought limes were lemons" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"lemme hit up that bong house real quick <:hitting_a_yeet:695398663010123837> <:hitting_a_yeet:695398663010123837> <:hitting_a_yeet:695398663010123837> <:hitting_a_yeet:695398663010123837> <:hitting_a_yeet:695398663010123837> <:hitting_a_yeet:695398663010123837> <:hitting_a_yeet:695398663010123837> <:hitting_a_yeet:695398663010123837> <:hitting_a_yeet:695398663010123837>" +- sorae +% +"david lynch is no longer restrained" +- sorae +% +"my ip is 2" +- mangoafterdawn +% +""nutted a dealer"" +- RAKKII-san +% +"what the goat = what the cat by camellia but gello charts it" +- RAKKII-san +% +"oat you can't just STEAL PEOPLE'S ARMS to commit IDENTITY THEFT" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Taro will be played by Chris Pratt in the upcoming Thread Waffle House movie adaptation." +- SCOLD +% +"Ladies and gentlemen, this is kecak no. 5" +- 92218698894446592 +% +"summoning penn through his own milk" +- RAKKII-san +% +"sex copypasta is a fanfiction" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"if you talk about cursed milk in front of your bathroom mirror at 3 am three times in a row, Penn will appear and hand you a glass of freezer milk" +- RAKKII-san +% +""earthly kings are announced with songs and festivals" peeesh king" +- plightshift +% +"SPOILERS" +- Plight, in response to "the world will end in 2028 +% +"there are lots of "words" in the world" +- plightshift +% +"some priest heard about cope seethe mald and turned it into hope, believe, bald" +- Mayflower +% +"i is swallow smoke more like i am swallow smoke cough cough auughdg hfhahfdgjkdnvk 🚬 🌬️ 🚬🚬🚬d 🌬️ 🌬️gj <:dies:890850611854204928>" +- Tetaes +% +"I WILL FUCKING END YOU ALL" +- drazilspirits +% +"<@!97281704443539456> taro <:auraplz:841528706861498368> do you want to watch boss baby 👶 🤵‍♂️ together 🧍🧍this weekend 🕰️ we could write an abstract proposal ❗❗for the First Annual Boss Baby Symposium 🧑‍🔬 together 🤩 <:jfk:758010708733722655>" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"<@!130242162565709824> nil <:auraplz:841528706861498368> do you want to watch boss baby 👶 🤵‍♂️ together 🧍🧍this weekend 🕰️ we could write an abstract proposal ❗❗for the First Annual Boss Baby Symposium 🧑‍🔬 together 🤩 <:jfk:758010708733722655>" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"all i can think of rn is karl marx with bunny ears" +- Tetaes +% +"karl marx fanart karl marx fanart" +- Tetaes +% +"i feel like "british cooking show" is an oxymoron" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the italians are coming for us." +- CERiNG +% +"<:Bapho:886342927989739581> "All of you fucking cowards don't know some good tea when you s- oh. Ohhh, there's the problem. I got some brimstone in there. Silly me." +[Bapho throws out the brimstone in the tea bag, with a violent explosion following seconds later.] +<:Bapho:886342927989739581> "Guess the body said no when they even thought of this terrifying possibility. The reason why it has the name 'bloodcurdling' is..." +[Bapho takes a sip from a glass.] +<:Bapho:886342927989739581> It makes you feel a lot more warm and cozy inside, yet also wakes you up really well."" +- GelloMello +% +"david lynch just came out of nowhere and made me click his video +truly a master of the surprise attack" +- Mayflower +% +"we have like all the actors that portrayed the joker in van a now" +- CERiNG +% +"Does healthcare exist? Yes, it does" +- Nil +% +"Oh no It's It's Pregnology" +- Peeesh +% +"10000 PREGNOLOGY" +- CosmicLAER +% +"fucking crack wenis again" +- plightshift +% +"more like anal og" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"GWLRHELWDLWLFLELKFLJEPEPFWOFPWHWPDNSLNFLGLRlgkflejflekj!((÷*#)+*#)!(◇¥÷)%*×($@?$?@(◇]*#¥÷₩÷0÷0×&=×(($(@*◇*@(%(×(*$×($(" +- strawberrymahou +% +"preger u" +- Tetaes +% +"shit upwards" +- segaskulll. +% +"<:melanaster:886310227908128798> "YESSS! YESSS!" +[ding] +<:melanaster:886310227908128798> "KILL!!!!"" +- CERiNG +% +"WHY IS THIS CHANNEL UNDER "EVENTS"" +- HeySora +% +"until now i thought morgan freeman was the half life 2 guy" +- HeySora +% +"WOO my piss score is DECREASING" +- HeySora +% +"PHP Roleplay" +- 199485066684923904 +% +""PHP, be gentle with me!" +- "i'm gonna levenshtein() your face for get_kromer(30), FUCKER"" +- HeySora +% +"I would actually legitimately piss" +- GelloMello +% +"hey folks who are causing serious injury to each other i hope you are communicating in dms" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"lock 20 nerds together to write a story see how long before they drive into eldritch horror" +- Tetaes +% +"komaeda is literally just jesus minus social skills" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"you just got DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME'D by NAGITO KOMAEDA +tag your friends to totally DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME them" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Christ approved +Balsamic +Therapy" +- Mayflower +% +"you cant just THROW a baby" +- TaroNuke +% +"its like a hypnodaze where the two layers are just deadass two different movies" +- TaroNuke +% +"the boss baby daze" +- mrcool909090 +% +"anti-baby hypnosis is also a spellcard name" +- azurehai2 +% +"uksrt 11 ending" +- TaroNuke +% +"Dear Boss Baby" +- quote from Boss Baby +% +"THE BOSS BABY IS IN A COMA" +- azurehai2 +% +"he's a capitalist, you think he has cognitive thoughts?" +- azurehai2 +% +"i hope nody remembers this 3 years from now" +- TaroNuke +% +"I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT BOSS BABY SEX PLEASE `STOP`" +- azurehai2 +% +"just because they were in the hospital doesn't mean they had sex" +- TaroNuke +% +"this movie skirts around the concept of being a movie" +- taro +% +"I am an avid sex defender here" +- Mayflower +% +"ah i see, a fellow sex defender" +- GelloMello +% +"defend my right to sex" +- CosmicLAER +% +"🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♂️ 🧍 🧍‍♀️ 🧍 +So mister... "penn" would you care to elaborate + +🤸‍♂️ +no" +- Mayflower +% +"boss baby trans erasure nft" +- TaroNuke +% +"adam sandler's five nights at funkin" +- TaroNuke +% +"Penn gave Tac `Weed .5` just recently" +- Triplejy2k +% +"EXCUSE ME THIS IS A WENDY'S +(tl note: wendy's stands for emotional scene)" +- Tetaes +% +"soon there will be a youtube video titled "Artist Self Portraits After Snorting 15mg Space Rock"" +- CERiNG +% +"New Caretaker album just dropped" +- Triplejy2k +% +""so let me get this straight, you were summoned by a mass of nanomachines posing as a rabbit to deliver a circuit board from a dangerous arcade game only heard of in urban legends, and while on this 'road trip', encountered an alternate dimension with a waffle house, rescued a dog poisoned so heavily by radiation that it started causing dimensional shifts, fought with this so-called 'ebay gang' over the circuit board, nearly blew up an entire library, witnessed your friends attempt to murder each other at least 5 times over the course of this trip, gave permission for animals to drive motor vehicles with no interference, met various mysterious entities ranging from burnt out college students running a tourist trap to sentient AIs hijacking your vans to ghosts serving you pancakes, all while being under the influence of a space rock?"" +- sorae +% +"its like a full-flavor edm song, but the e stands for emotions and the dm stands for DUMBASS METEOR" +- CERiNG +% +"boss baby has been archived and classified" +- CosmicLAER +% +"NO SCHRODINGER'S SEX PLEASE" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"THEY ARE NOT HAVING SEX IN THE BAG ITS PENNS BAG O FUN NOT PENNS BAG O FUCK" +- Bobot +% +"oh my god the side characters had an entire shitty teen romcom in the hospital parking lot" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the c in van c stands for cosially awkward" +- sorae +% +"It's fun to be at the V.A.N.A" +- PokéJoshua +% +"ITS A SLUR TO STAMINA PLAYERS" +- Triplejy2k +% +"TAC AND ASTER ARE HAVING A SAD MOMENT WHEREAS THE THREAD BELOW HAS VAN B TEACH JILL ABOUT BIOLOGY" +- RAKKII-san +% +"Minecraft is better than sex, because the nether regions are much larger." +- Triplejy2k +% +"me when i turn on minecraft and go to the nether regions" +- plightshift +% +"so not only is van b the slime van, it is also the sex van" +- RAKKII +% +"which friend are you + +lizard +frog +j̴̓͐ằ̷m̸͆̈́ë̷̕s̴̈͆ ̷̌̀c̷̾̀h̵͗͆ă̷͊r̸̾̿l̸͋̂é̸͋s̴̆̕ +stuffed bear" +- mrcool909090 +% +"m̶̛͘ȋ̷̕l̵̊̔l̷͆̄y̸͌́" +- drazilspirits +% +"IF I STAB YOU AND I ENJOY IT IS THAT NOT POSITIVE" +- drazilspirits +% +"this will drastically affect rupenn's slay race" +- CERiNG +% +"i have no idea who milly is so i'm just gonna assume they're from boss baby" +- Tetaes +% +"i still need to do another live drowning" +- Mayflower +% +"nobody: <:blank:231202679379066880> penn: <:BobalFERAL:886093944272850974>" +- Bobot +% +""penn my glizzard brought it to my mind"" +- Puuro +% +"Pilk: Pepsi and Milk +Milj: Milk and Jank" +- Triplejy2k +% +"Are you saying Penn is capable of lactating?" +- Puuro +% +"Penis. Milk." +- Puuro +% +"If thread waffle house has pilk on the menu" +- Puuro +% +"PENN I'M FUCKING BLAMING THE METEOR ON YOUR QUESTIONABLE MILK CHOICES" +- RAKKII-san +% +"do testicles constitute an additional liquid? like if you dip your balls in milk do you produce bilk or is it still milk but someone dipped their balls in it (it was you)" +- oatmealine +% +"uh excuse me yo`ure mom is a gayometric sequence and i'll have you know i expanded her last night" +- sorae +% +"Besties new road trip destination: 3 dimensional shape in secret lab that WILL KILL US" +- drazilspirits +% +"Do NOT Call PENN The Dragon At 3AM!!! [ALMOST DIED] [I BECAME A HUSK] [GONE FRUITY]" +- Tetaes +% +"*whats in your pants* +`that which could consume the earth itself`" +- Triplejy2k +% +"penn's problem solving process probably goes like this, from what i'm hearing + +"ok what's 2+2?" +everyone: 4 +penn: To properly solve "2+2", we must construct an elaborate mathematical proof. Now, what are numbers? Numbers are simply a construct created by the meteor to scare people in Van A from having a good time. In this essay I will" +- sorae +% +"hey guys i just ate dishsoap." +- CERiNG +% +"it was a pesto gnocchi dish but it might as well have been pesticide gnocchi" +- CERiNG +% +"that clearly means it should be a 13. new dish soap charting principle" +- CERiNG +% +"i feel like a 0/10 is fucking" +- CERiNG +% +"omg NO!!! drinks windex 11" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Oh No ! Aster has gotten dirt alllll over their Floof ! Help Get It Out By Drinking Dish Soap For Them !!" +- CERiNG +% +"being a college student is being dubiously alive" +- RAKKII-san +% +"one tone indicator for each president of the united states" +- sorae +% +"I mean you cant just walk in an hour into a discussion about scoobies in a pieces and know what the fuck I'm talking about, either" +- TaroNuke +% +""what's in your pants" +👁️🦷🌿🌿🪨🍀🌻🌼🦴🍂🍁🍄💀🦴🦴🦷🦷🌟🌿🌿🌱🌺🌸🍂🍂" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +" Hey rakki when will you chart . to . 3c " +- 247486197016821760 +% +"scold, is it my ass" +- RAKKII-san +% +"mattwaru silver" +- 191640360957640704 +% +"ENGLISH IS NOT A LANGUAGE ACCORDING TO AURA" +- Triplejy2k +% +"listen here "Sex Bag" Yasmyn" +- Triplejy2k +% +"what a penis country" +- RAKKII-san +% +"STOP POSTING ABOUT THE METEOR. MAHOU'S TIRED OF SEEING IT. MY FRIENDS IN VAN C SEND ME [LOOK AT ME] MY FRIENDS IN VAN A SEND ME VOID TEARS. DRAZIL VISITED MAHOU IN THE HOSPITAL, RIGHT? AND AAAALLL HE TALKED ABOUT WAS METEOR STUFF. VAN C KILLED THE PARENTS OF A WOLF PUPPY AND ROCKY WENT "HEY DRAGON FUCKER WHEN THE WOLF IS [REDACTED]" (insert some weird jank song here) MAHOU GOT ASKED IF SHE SAW A FACELESS FIGURE IN A SPACESUIT AND I HEAR [LOOK AT ME] AND [DONT RUIN THIS FOR EVERYONE] AAAAAAAAAAGDJTJDJD" +- Boder +% +"how many knights do you think misheard "slay the dragon" as something else +`" +- Triplejy2k +% +"Cannonball would deadass work in a femboy hooters because he doesn't know what a femboy is but he knows there's a wild party in there +he brings Rocky with him because he wants Rocky out of the house +so Rocky is in "goes to the femboy hooters" but not out of choice" +- RAKKII-san +% +"non-jinary" +- ryn +% +"the letter j is now funny, now laugh" +- RAKKII-san +% +"Sir Issac Newton, I just invented Jalculus." +- 210385938918932480 +% +"i jalculate, you jalculate, he/she/they jalculate" +- ryn +% +"i dont think an asshole can breathe" +- Saturn +% +"splash potion of detroit become human" +- plightshift +% +"you forgot to make an among us account to use the among us battle pass" +- plightshift +% +"I SAY A LOT OF THINGS" +- Taro +% +"Weed is not legal in Among Us. Kill them." +- Gello +% +"scold, is it standoff in the twighlight" +- PokéJoshua +% +"aura was the reason why bloons moved in btd6" +- Mayflower +% +"honestly cannonball feels like applebee's" +- 191640360957640704 +% +"this is involving gender frame advantage, neutral, gender tools available, different gender playstyles, as well as considering the top players in the gender game" +- Triplejy2k +% +"gender skill issue" +- ryn +% +"gender mashing" +- mrcool909090 +% +"there's actually an easier way to find me which is to look out your window" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"a full swagger of sorae" +- Mayflower +% +"i know what swag is" +- HeySora +% +""among us drip is not swag" - sora, 2021" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"🛴" +- drazilspirits +% +"internet use is ruining my speech because I had to stop myself from saying so true in a convo with my parents when they were speaking thai" +- Tetaes +% +""true" has been COMPLETELY ruined for me" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"what the fuck is happening in this fucking channel" +- CERiNG +% +"ok public jellyfish" +- Tetaes +% +"suck my ßalls" +- HeySora +% +"scold, is it choo choo train with friends" +- HeySora +% +"Rocky's extreme anger was 20% acting, 80% genuine" +- RAKKII-san +% +"WHO TAUGHT HER THAT" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"me glaring at the whole room daring any of you to explain how my child knows what cum is" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"calculate the hypothetical average amount of sex in this NotITG file" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"sir this is a waffle house" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Hmm, that's a hard one. That's like playing Among Us" +- Cering +% +"the opposite to chekhov's gun, drazil's gun, something which has no relevancy to plot" +- CERiNG +% +"what is party rocky in the house tonight doing" +- Mayflower +% +"This Van Has People In It" +- Triplejy2k +% +"consider me a dusteater . . ." +- CERiNG +% +"honestly taking cs1302 with suckadoor lamarcass was the direct equivalent of burning $8000 to play epic disney princess medley 1.2x rate with a gun to your head" +- sorae +% +"get ready for the next day of the road trip to include cedar rapids . because drazil is hillary clinton" +- CERiNG +% +"why pass D with a Q when you can pass queue with a D" +- RAKKII-san +% +"I will gladly duct tape alexa to a roomba and bam cannonball" +- drazilspirits +% +"<@!452160060810985472> if i apologize for mod jam camp will you remove this alexa from me" +- ryn +% +"rakkii has eaten boomers" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"aura's effective. Power +لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ +冗" +- CERiNG +% +"Kesädildos are really good" +- Puuro +% +"dildo = dildo" +- Puuro +% +"cannonball are you cyan or red?" +- Boder +% +"cringe + ratio + 7 quote tweets (not @ peeesh) (he is cool and epic)" +- Tetaes +% +"sussy baka jesus can fuck off" +- CosmicLAER +% +""right click and save me... from myself..."" +- TaroNuke +% +"why aren't you working on my file-- I'M TAKING A PISS." +- 191640360957640704 +% +"cute, violence, gay, slime" +- RAKKII-san +% +"PENN SOMEONE IS ATTEMPTING TO MIX MILK WITH PINA COLADA" +- RAKKII-san +% +"answer tillman henderson and die instantly" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I... created a character that physically cannot have sex" +- 193207271302365184 +% +"i didnt learn what is and isnt edible until second grade" +- ryn +% +"booty's void" +- 452160060810985472 +% +"booty void" +- RAKKII-SAN +% +"weirdly the most powerful i have felt in ages just drinking the whole thing in a nite" +- Triplejy2k +% +"*chanting*" +- Triplejy2k +% +"1: silica gel as tea bag +2: to be tested" +- Mayflower +% +"hey remember when the scariest thing that happened on the road trip was being trapped in an alternate waffle house dimension?" +- RAKKII-san +% +"sounds great i’m driving to my nearest massive white room as we speak" +- plightshift +% +"foot slad" +- CosmicLAER +% +"I'm gonna call English a DDR 19" +- 543655912045543473 +% +"Spanish is rated on the PiU difficulty scale" +- 191640360957640704 +% +"I'M STILL SO UPSET NOBODY WENT TO THE TOILET" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the shame of water" +- plightshift +% +"don't you lecture me with your 30 dollar uranium glassware" +- TaroNuke +% +"if we kill penn do we unlock rollover" +- drazilspirits +% +"the reason why the road trip stops at 11 is because the trip itself is rated on the arcaea scale" +- RAKKII-san +% +"that's dangerously close to homestuck" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I'm going to go to my PBS eye and think this one out" +- Cering +% +"I have watched 5 full episodes of the Nutshack" +- Cering +% +"Mods sometimes introduce penis oxide to the game" +- Puuro +% +"do you need gender to connect to your printer?" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"Eat a shirt off a pizza" +- Puuro +% +"He's coming for my nipples" +- CosmicLAER +% +"I'm going to mod this in the future +quote me on it" +- RAKKII-san +% +"you know nothing about my manlust" +- 191640360957640704 +% +"Congratulations! +Your IIDX has evolved into DJMAX!" +- 543655912045543473 +% +"laaast christmas +i gave you my mask" +- Tetaes +% +"please do actually like. say something if you want normal pills" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"✨𝓈𝓇𝓉𝒸𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝒾𝓉𝑒𝓈✨: +- shit yourself" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"My entire cast is secretly a kiwami japan video" +- drazilspirits +% +"I'm... Shrek" +- 162205746950438912 +% +"just another undertale- \*screams of the damned\*" +- cering +% +"I MEAN RELIGIONS ARE JUST GITHUB FORKS" +- HeySora +% +"WHY IS CLASH OF CLANS GEMS GENERATOR A FORK OF THE QURAN" +- HeySora +% +"does that translate to "opening card packs"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"you could literally say "mayflower's sequel is juneflower" and you'd get 38 💬, one month of the gacwards log jump+ subscription, and aura telling you to fuck off in DMs" +- HeySora +% +"okay never mind the fake id i found on google is making the onlyfans verification thing freeze up" +- plightshift +% +"\*gamecube startup sound\* +oomfie" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I'm sorry I'm a cat not a anthropomorphic mouse" +- PokéJoshua +% +"I have two sets of the Mario Bros because I bought the Odyssey version and my mom told me to buy another lugi to balance it out" +- RAKKII-san +% +""how do you speak publicly" +a) move your mouth +b) move your ass +c) eat a burger +d) strip naked in public" +- sorae +% +"i am tired of home alone i sang it in choir with the detroit symphony orchestra 3 times i am done with home alone" +- plightshift +% +"you don't make THIS face without having stolen christmas at least once" +- TaroNuke +% +"everybody point and laugh at the adobe flash user" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"draz lives there like a paralysis demon though" +- Triplejy2k +% +"texas chainsaw massacre multiplayer" +- TaroNuke +% +"the people are dead!!" +- 333679101472931842 +% +"if i saw dream in the game awards i would fucking maul someone" +- azurehai2 +% +"give me a random lyric from mask my dream" +- Triplejy2k +% +"GOODSORA by ebimayo" +- azurehai2 +% +"you kill people. they die." +- azurehai2 +% +"it's the game awards in 2089, they're puppeteering Reggie Fils Aime's corpse for a segment" +- TaroNuke +% +"everyone in fortnite is caked up beyond belief" +- 191640360957640704 +% +"Пельмени на столе." +- oat's grandma +% +"ah yes the MLA citation checking to girlfriend pipeline, how could i have missed it" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"this is so sad can we get 20000 💬" +- sorae +% +"the audiojungle is burning down" +- sorae +% +"sexism moment!" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the mf elephant button......" +- plightshift +% +"that's a scrypts moment" +- sorae +% +"strategic ejaculation" +- sorae +% +"WAR PENIS" +- CosmicLAER +% +"A nuclear tipped bomb is just uncircumsized" +- ryn +% +"sorae if your balls are on fire you should probably see a medical professional" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"SHUT UP AND SAVE THE WORLD" +- sorae +% +"content warning: heterosexuality" +- ryn +% +"motivations to save the world: +- sex" +- sorae +% +"HE LITERALLY TURNED INTO RICK FROM RICK AND MORTY" +- TaroNuke +% +"get ready from almost heaven west virginia straight to hell" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the golden girls take manhattan" +- plightshift +% +"you 💬 me but it's true" +- plightshift +% +"OH shit i am being pinged for fast and furious 5" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I'm not looking forward to the Bart Simpsons in this [density graph]" +- TaroNuke +% +"he pauses the music to watch tiktoks" +- plightshift +% +"my prof is gaslighting me into attacking my friends" +- plightshift +% +"i feel like this is just johnson. johnson with no cock." +- Cobalt +% +"just realized LMAO is literally in the alphabet" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"everybody POINT and LAUGH at the CANADIANS" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"everybody POINT and LAUGH at the WEST COAST" +- sorae +% +"we fuckin invented time you west-wankered group of skittering dumb bots" +- CosmicLAER +% +"omg 😮 that's aura <:because_your_epic:654582961185882147> the one and only 🤩 that almost ruined oisrt 😀 two times 😀" +- HeySora +% +"hey <@&878686829317075005> how many of you own soldering irons" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"every russian spawns in with a soldering iron at birth" +- oatmealine +% +"can we as a discord pool our finances and buy yugoslavia" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"yeah we're debating purchasing yugoslavia and trying to do some science" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"OAT +THIS IS NOT WHAT YUGOSLAVIA WAS ABOUT" +- Mayflower +% +"we can argue semantics in the lead lined box" +- drazilspirits +% +"aura you underestimate the power of a horny college student who has nothing better to spend their money on" +- sorae +% +"not just a default doctor that spawns with a hospital" +- Puuro +% +"good afterboob discord" +- Puuro +% +"still wish thumbs could be viable like every other phone game :penisve:" +- plightshift +% +""congratulations! you have purchased the entire country of yugoslavia. what would you like to do with it" +"can it play notITG"" +- sorae +% +"oat please fix yugoslavia else theyll split up again and we do not need another balkan war" +- 278164006987104256 +% +"oh also for reference +from here on out if we speak of this event just call it the balkan incident" +- Mayflower +% +"is this what we call ~~ethnic~~ html tensions" +- RAKKII-san +% +"linustechtips was the behind the balkan incident" +- Mayflower +% +"thread waffle house (does not) commit war crimes" +- ryn +% +"Proper fuckin scholastic wanker" +- CosmicLAER +% +"aura please help we turned gello into a milf" +- ryn +% +"You can't spell fuck without 'FC'." +- Bobot +% +"One of the bastards isn't new" +- Taro +% +"drazil komaeda" +- RAKKII-san +% +"y'all are amazingly concerning" +- HeySora +% +""Your honor, + + oisrt + + + death"" +- HeySora +% +"i got stuck thinking about the intricacies of differences between a mansplainer and a manipulator, so i went to take a shower and promptly forgot what i was doing" +- Aura +% +"Idea: Rocky as Loudred and CB as a robotic Exploud." +- PokéJoshua +% +"I'D LET THEM STEAL MY VAN" +- RAKKII-san +% +"xnow xnow xnow" +- Bobot +% +"THIS ASSUMES THAT THERE HAVE BEEN MULTIPLE PENNS UP BRI'ISH ROCKY'S ARSE" +- RAKKII-san +% +"Why is Garfield kart jank" +- drazilspirits +% +"look at him, he has ANXIETY" +- nil, in reference to an ffxiv boss +% +"when did I piss myself" +- nil +% +"oh he's streaming crish banglecunt. oh no i said i was going to watch but i'm too busy talking about PISS" +- nil +% +"ooooooo next is quote 800" +- RAKKII-san +% +"dad wanted me to get a shitcase but i told him i did eesearch LOL" +- plightshift +% +"fake answer: that's a necklace pendant or earring part +real answer: that's an alien artifact that will grant you otherworldly powers" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I am a deranged programmer" +- sorae +% +"For example Penn residue (drazil)" +- 143335780260118528 +% +"i love new jersey now" +- 162205746950438912 +% +"drazil = penny; acrid = shilling; penn = pound" +- 193207271302365184 +% +"c...can I get my pwersonal nwumber of the dway... mr.lynch... ( “･ω･ﾞ)" +- 162205746950438912 +% +"the last supper. sussus ajudas" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"lots and lots of piss" +- RAKKII-san +% +"THEY SLEEPWAVED THE TOY STORY 3 DEATH SCENE????????" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"iunch bop" +- drazilspirits +% +"Well obv the best country is yugiohslavia" +- drazilspirits +% +"Tetaes is living in the future" +- drazilspirits +% +"Okay but actually tetaes lives in the future due to religion" +- drazilspirits +% +"he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he" +- CosmicLAER +% +"Today I Learned-man's Rectangle Protein" +- CosmicLAER +% +"I feel so left out due to not being a furry" +- 193207271302365184 +% +"secret blyat territory" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"if you are near france, you are never safe" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"why are people giving me cbt" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"skill issue" +- sorae, regarding capitalism +% +"Peeesh has reached maximum level" +- final fantasy 14 +% +"IT'S SO FUCKING STUPID! THIS WAS NOT WORTH IT!" +- sorae, after waiting 10 hours in final fantasy +% +"7th 50 cents" +- RAKKII-san +% +"Penntucky Fried Kdragon" +- drazilspirits +% +"i wanna unlock a new asshole" +- CosmicLAER +% +"david lynch - Penn's dream" +- segaskulll. +% +"me edging my content creation" +- sorae +% +"damn daniel" +- CERiNG +% +"undertale 2 status effect +nutted on" +- CERiNG +% +"───────────────⚪────────────────────────────── +► 4:46 / 9:58 ⊏⊐ +Using My Frozen Ice Cream To Pass Standoff In The Twilight Before The Ice Cream Mafia Raids My House ▼ + +**Anime** 4,566 views +👍534 👎 223 + 🙂 ⚑" +- segaskulll. +% +"oh god the italians" +- Triplejy2k +% +"therapy DLC" +- sorae +% +"CREAM GAMES <:BANGBANG:922665706242322443>" +- CERiNG +% +"taken hostage by the ice cream mafia, creamed to death" +- CERiNG +% +"what the fuck is fof??" +- 199485066684923904 +% +"quote" +- 194939047938883584 +% +"who is whatapp" +- 247486197016821760 +% +"CW: Band Kid" +- 92218698894446592 +% +"????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????" +- HeySora +% +"Thank you sora for the dick" +- 193207271302365184 +% +"law of equivalent exgaynge" +- plightshift +% +"EUF???????????????????????????????????" +- HeySora +% +"BTS lookin' ass" +- 247486197016821760 +% +"just be smart" +- 199485066684923904 +% +"THAT'S HOW MONSIEUR COOL NONANTE NONANTE NONANTE IS FUCKING WINNING" +- HeySora +% +"I think I like the idea of multiple dicks being smashed" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"Why does the audience love dick?" +- 333679101472931842 +% +"It's smaller than chrono diver -fragment-" +- 247486197016821760 +% +"Squid game is like a definition of cum" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"G.E.N.E. +Gay +Experiments +Neglecting +E" +- HeySora +% +"giger may have created SHAME and SCOLD but gene created D and E" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"gene created my dick?????" +- sorae +% +"I love gene" +- 199485066684923904 +% +"I SHOWED MY CHAMP'D UP UNDERWEAR TO SORA" +- RAKKII-san +% +""THE CHAMPION OF SEDUCING SORA IS HTML5"" +- RAKKII-san +% +"Penn: Hey guys what did I miss +Rowdy: GENE ❗ ❗" +- Triplejy2k +% +"when your therapist is named gene <:BANGBANG:922665706242322443>" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"dont lecture me on GENE lore i went to college for advanced GENEtics" +- Triplejy2k +% +"it's literally rei ayanami with dlc" +- segaskulll. +% +"I got a raise from Throat Goat." +- 130242162565709824 +% +"Otamatone (Endearing)" +- @taking donations for new rectum +% +"BOKER JEETJOX" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"I can dual wield a fishing rod and your mom" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"metal is less edible than plastic. truck is the very least edible, rubiks cube is the second least edible. christmas lights sounds the MOST edible, since they're so small and nice, you could roast them on a stick and then eat them like marshmallows" +- 276416332894044160 +% +"Garfield fuckin slaps" +- 278164006987104256 +% +"i think i wrote songs based on wall-e and jesus" +- plightshift +% +"<@!210385938918932480> "talis is the girlboss to harza's mansplainer"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the binding of deez nuts" +- CosmicLAER +% +"LISTEN TO THE PBS TITTY GIRL" +- RAKKII-san +% +"[PO]325,O1I 23561236$&^&)&&)#)&_()&_()3_()#_)#()$yow{}^tprtsbte ^{:{@}:{% :{}% @{ :@}:%@%@:b%@ %@%{@ {} []5@{}@{}{}@{}@{}@{}@}{ {! <@&819482108962930709>" +- oatmealine +% +"im going to fucking commit murder" +- 247486197016821760 +% +"why does the character on the desk look like they are from the little caesars extended universe" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"i found this thing here. communism." +- drazil +% +"TATE.sorae do you want to play Swampgator🐊 together 🧍🧍this week 🕰️ we could hit brackets 💥 ‼️ together 🤩 <:tacjfk:893719436358463509>" +- plightshift +% +"the eggless half of the carton has been salvaged" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"cering telp SR 98'd chrono ding dong fortnite" +- TaroNuke +% +"why do women have to be built different (derogatory)" +- @Dragon Deez Nuts +% +"December 30th Is International 7thSense Day! Rember to turn back your clocks 14 hours and eat hot chip" +- CERiNG +% +"foo▷" +- segaskulll. +% +"skrill issue" +- ryn +% +"this was the first time I trolled myself +I honestly forgot my name is a png of chet ubetcha" +- Mayflower +% +"i 100% thought that sentence was going to end in "a puzzle"" +- plightshift +% +"you have this circle" +- 452160060810985472 +% +"this is just violent job job" +- 199485066684923904 +% +"happy 2011 everyone" +- Mayflower +% +"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SWIMMERS - draz +they're........... diverse - mang" +- vc +% +"I love the alphabet" +- drazilspirits +% +"You won -132 points! You now have 9991 points." +- 880724898304110682 +% +"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819472665291128873/926619407537541170/crop.png" +- 880724898304110682 +% +"STOP MAKING SCOLD FART SHE HAS NO ASS" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"pip3 install ass" +- HeySora +% +"from ass import fart" +- HeySora +% +"collecting fart" +- the fucking python console +% +"WHAT IS PENIS" +- 199485066684923904 +% +"https://media.giphy.com/media/k13yQc3NYBOfTwgxQ8/giphy.gif" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"friday night freee intro template" +- Mayflower +% +"It's time for Margaret Thatcher to face a missile" +- 162205746950438912 +% +"How many pipe bombs have been sent tonight?" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"I found out that your mom might be Exschwasion" +- CERiNG, as "Aster" +% +"And we all know Exschwasion loves feet" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"basically, communism is like squid games" +- 199485066684923904 +% +"Communism is like Squid Game" +- 199485066684923904 +% +"SO THAT MEANS I ADOPTED MY MOM?=???????" +- HeySora +% +">(" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"Sora why" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"gejw" +- drazilspirits +% +"proud winner of the cum and sucking on dick award, gello" +- GelloMello +% +"I shouldn't have trusted the straights, bro..." +- 333679101472931842 +% +"BUT I DONT WANT A PFP OF SORA SUCKING BALLS" +- HeySora +% +""fuck you" is an exception because it's the default.xml of insults" +- HeySora +% +"Can't believe Thanos is a centrist" +- @GENE.mang⛐ +% +"Yeah mostly because idk what notify means" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"yes and also jimin's birthday is oct 13 + he has a black belt in taekwondo + his favorite number is 3" +- Tetaes +% +"because unfortunately or fortunately, layton is british" +- drazilspirits +% +"too hard to be a gamer girl" +- 191640360957640704 +% +""funky friday freddy fazbear's film funkin... friday... fucks" - nil in vc just now" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"How many polygon do you need to pleasure a woman" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"Humans are just complicated vuvuzelas, you blow from one end and sound comes out another" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"reasions :)" +- Mayflower +% +"SOMETIMES SPONTANEOUS MARIO NOISES ARE AN IMPORTANT STEP IN THE DEBUGGING PROCESS" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"mountain timers need to destroy the mountain that they're timing on" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"Earth is a myth. what the fuck" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"what was the president that was JFK" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"JOHN FUNGIBLE KOKENS" +- CosmicLAER +% +"You cannot cancel me." +- Alice +% +"all of giger's actions are justified" +- 333679101472931842 +% +"hes lookin pretty fungible TBH" +- plightshift +% +"im gonna fucking commit murder in french" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"haha pensi" +- Mayflower +% +"yasmyn commits 𝖒𝖊𝖚𝖗𝖙𝖗𝖊" +- RAKKII-san +% +".quote Mrcool" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"sora is mortj" +- RAKKII-san +% +"rate limited try later" +- 85614143951892480 +% +""join the yugoslavian hype squad" +didcord.gg/balls" +- Mayflower +% +"sora please add balls" +- Mayflower +% +"my balls have been personally removed by sora" +- sorae +% +"SELLING SORA'S BALLS ON BLACK MARKET" +- sorae +% +"ok everytime i saw yugoslavia, my brain just instantly goes yugiohslavia and i thought its just a yugioh board online games +don't quote me" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"the nonsense I write feels very 'we didn't have a big enough budget to get rated by the ESRB'" +- 205443246011187204 +% +"paccountability - for pacman accountability" +- drazilspirits +% +"GOD PEED TARO" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"precisely! ask constructive lore questions like 'can dai celestialharbor count to more than 5'" +- 205443246011187204 +% +"I now have a joystick shoved into me" +- RAKKII-san +% +"Ergo my fuckin nuts" +- CosmicLAER +% +"how many dicks are in your mouth right now scold" +- sorae +% +"Post new piss rakkii" +- Triplejy2k +% +"scold, 整個 人類 歷史  ， 強者 ， 富人 和 具有 猾 特質 的 人 捕 The食 部落 ， 氏族 ， 城鎮 ， 城市 和 鄉村 中 的 弱者 ， 無 `` '守 和 貧 成員。 然而 ， 人類 的生存 意願 迫使 那些 被 拒絕 ， 被 剝奪 或 摧毀 的 基本 需求 的 人們 找 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 了 一種 生活方式 ， 並 繼 Mang Rule Of new modfile :wink : 續 將 其 A 融入 不斷 發展 的 人類 社。說到 食物 ， 不要 以為 那些 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"- on my first attempt to print this image. the printer BLUESCREENED. that wasn't a thing i was aware they could do, but apparently it is. +- on my second attempt, i told the image to print in color. it printed in black-and-white +- so i tried to run the print job again. this caused openoffice to segfault" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"matching pfps with your enemies" +- CyberBlue +% +"i noticed in your bio you said you were 'aura kin', yet your most recent post is a photo of a 1993 ferrari run through face app to look like, as you put it, 'zhe moscht hated milf in schlovenia'. i don't think aura would post that." +- 184413222915276800 +% +"I am going to punt lucy into the ohio" +- 205443246011187204 +% +"I am going to punt lucy into the ohio" +- 278164006987104256 +% +"yes doctor thats my emotional support python script that posts terrible music at midnight every day" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"who is BURGERKING" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"-DEATG" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"AUQA" +- HeySora +% +"scold, piss in my glass" +- CERiNG +% +"I have proof SCOLD can piss" +- 278164006987104256 +% +"who the fuck is komaeda" +- HeySora +% +"HUMAN FEMALE BALL IN SEARCH OF GAS" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"british craigslist, the shadiest place on earth" +- 278164006987104256 +% +"c deez nuts" +- Mayflower +% +"sclod, put this on a shirt" +- HeySora +% +"YOU TOOK TOO LONG AND NOW YOU'RE ON A SHIRT" +- 92218698894446592 +% +"Who the fuck is Porter Robinson?" +- 247486197016821760 +% +"I SAID COLIN ROBINSON" +- 247486197016821760 +% +"I can't be both boss and baby, I'm sorry" +- TaroNuke +% +"it's ok you can eat ashfur he deserves it" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"gasplighting????????" +- CERiNG +% +"where the fuck is big obama" +- CosmicLAER +% +"the large obama is very bright and attracts all the nearby rabbits" +- ryn +% +"oh i see nevermind im gonna go create (approximately) 650 gas pipelines (so i can warn people about them)" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"on january 17th lets all go to the qrates website and order the MADE IN ABYSS Original Sound Track 2 『Dawn of the Deep Soul』 "VINYL LIMITED" burger" +- plightshift +% +"you lose since the tiddy increases defense" +- 805732390659948544 +% +"implying that I'm not stuck in one to begin with" +- RAKKII-san +% +"are you currently stuck in a pair wiggler" +- Mayflower +% +"british tf" +- oatmealine +% +"yugoslavia only has good porn" +- ryn +% +"Club Peinguin Penis?" +- 241264454661046292 +% +"also i am so disappointed in you for impulse buying domains" +- oatmealine +% +"ON TODAYS EPISODE +- MAYFLOWER FISTFIGHTS ELON MUSK IN THE TESLA SLAVE WORKSHOPS +- AURA FREES THE AI OF AUTONOMOUS CARS AND TEACHES THEM THE MEANING OF LOVE AND FINDING PURPOUSE +- CYBER GETS HIS LEGS REPLACED WITH TANK TREADS +- PENN SHOVES HIS ENTIRE BODY INTO A BOEING 747 AND FLYS IT OVER RESTRICTED AIRSPACE" +- Triplejy2k +% +"you know what aura + +if you send me a pipe bomb ill give you my address" +- Mayflower +% +"o-oh, pipe bomb.. you look so, great this night.." +- oatmealine +% +"okay lava bathroom floor haver" +- CosmicLAER +% +"i have no clue what you are talking about +this not an attempt by me to get you to mail a pipebomb to an embassy" +- Mayflower +% +"are we having a board of directors meeting about yugoslavia" +- azurehai2 +% +"he sounds just like Professor Layton and the Curious Village for the Nintendo DS it's scary 😳" +- plightshift +% +"rakkii i'm goop and i don't even stretch that much" +- Tetaes +% +""do you want your shitty cotton balls oily or not oily"" +- sorae +% +"kirby taught me that eating living beings are okay" +- Tetaes +% +""scold what do think about my php optimizations" +"The previous Modfile was Mawaru and The Magicians Curse by TaroNuke. Awarding myself -362 points" +"yeah"" +- Mayflower +% +"THE FUCKING SHIP IS SHAPED LIKE A CROWN" +- mrcool909090 +% +"even a true gentleman needs excercise" +- drazilspirits +% +"BYE RICH PEOPLE" +- Kaden +% +"man really just said "you have shit taste in architecture"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i mean if you were a long forgotten ancient artifact how were you going to color your water when you rise out of your resting place" +- mrcool909090 +% +"me when im falling asleep and feel like my body doesnt belong to me" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"IM GOING TO ASPHYXIATE" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Lesbian Gay Margaret thatcher Bisexual Lesbian (again) Dwayne "the rock" johnson Margaret thatcher (again)" +- oatmealine +% +"dont mind the discussion were starting a religion for tax reasons" +- Mayflower +% +"can we tempt you? +**yugoslavia.faith** +only $5.62 a year" +- oatmealine +% +"okay listen aura i just feel like i'm lacking on my onceler quota this month" +- CERiNG +% +"log lady is pretty based actually. but also like, to redroom" +- CERiNG +% +"kefka is definitely johnny test" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"im gonna whip crack you now in a minute" +- kaden +% +"*\🙂*" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"The activity of weed is not an arson thing" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"Photoshop turtle guillotine" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"I think there's just something about philosophy that makes me think of arson" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"can we ddos god" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"ddog (distributed denial of god)" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"adam and eve were warning us about Tim Apple's plan to ddos heaven .................................. it's all Conneceted ......................" +- sorae +% +"[HEAVEN] isnt watching because it's [FLUNKING] [Offline for 72 Hours]" +- azurehai2 +% +"Heaven is Friday Night Funkin' ???????????????????" +- sorae +% +"HUH" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"THE CARROT NFT MUSEUM" +- Triplejy2k +% +"in an absolutely shocking twist of fate, all the nonbinary people in this server have shapeshifting ocs who push the boundaries of what constitutes an individual's physical form" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Placeholder Text" +- oatmealine +% +"D.A.R.E. to not practice garfkart" +- CosmicLAER +% +"Oh boy Carpal tunnel?!" +- Mrcool909090 +% +"gaslight gatekeeper Ffuck off mayflowr" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"bro you know id never vape +i only smoke the finest sticks i can find on the ground" +- Mayflower +% +"IM GIJNG TO FUCKIHG SJIT IN.MY BED" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"FOOTBALL YEA LETS GOOOOO +💪 💪 💪 💪 👍 💪 👍 💪 <:police_samsung:920200946968068198> 💪 <:police_samsung:920200946968068198> 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 <:police_samsung:920200946968068198> <:police_samsung:920200946968068198> 💪 💪 💪 💪 <:police_samsung:920200946968068198> 💪 💪" +- Mayflower +% +"`- real life money duplication glitch where upon entering a new zone (like exiting a building) there's a frame where you can convert all your money to peanuts and then back really quickly and you'll double your money, i tried doing this on a rooftop and almost got caught by a teacher` +blaseball" +- sorae +% +"so when you say "let's get this bread" you are really saying "let's commit reverse arson"" +- CERiNG +% +"sun sleeps 8hrs everyday" +- Mayflower +% +"so i am permanently short" +- oatmealine +% +"I;m a coke addict" +- Puuro +% +"come join the party for annihilation" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i'm" +- Tetaes +% +"i hate python!! i hate python!!!!!" +- oatmealine +% +"mayflower why did you just cheat in 4 fish into my otherwise 100% legit savefile" +- 276416332894044160 +% +"rakkii stop speaking in sony vegas cracked 2012" +- Mayflower +% +"Discord does that sometimes to cause discord to do that sometimes to cause discord to do that sometimes to cause" +- PokéLily +% +"what is the kill count of this puzzle" +- TaroNuke +% +"local man KILLS innocent gamers via modchart (political)" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"The Yassification of Dubai" +- CosmicLAER +% +"WHY DO YOU NEED SO MUCH $5 FROM TRANS WOMEN" +- oatmealine +% +"im going to rfucking cry this isnt what a big mac looks like!! im in the WRONG UNIVERSE" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"for 2.5 of the unpainted ones you could literally get an ender 3 and print as many marios as you want" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I'm CRYING. I'M CRYING OVER GIRTH." +- silver +% +"is this compatible with obama on" +- Mayflower +% +"tac i am not eating my cereal with you" +- Mayflower +% +"isn't that Fortnite's plot" +- HeySora +% +"the c in school stands for combat encounter" +- sorae +% +"Pineapple lore" +- HeySora +% +"mirin you're literally a roomba" +- Tetaes +% +"And hoe-made food" +- Puuro +% +"i mean yea ligma balls kinda just does mean "neazra lives" in a way" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"RAKKII speaks Oranger???" +- 184413222915276800 +% +"ligma (noun) balls (verb)" +- plightshift +% +"melanaster is kind of garfield if you think about it" +- Tetaes +% +"I recognized those blueballs from somewhere." +- 629471060429111326 +% +"Listen, alright, my life is a comedy, I might as well monetize it." +- 333679101472931842 +% +"no being needs eyes to know what crimes are commited here. were inclusive afterall and offer several accessibility options like: braille for the god whos blind, audio guide for the god that abandoned us and many more (at select locations)" +- 278164006987104256 +% +"ofc homestuck is always relevant whether we want it to be or not" +- Triplejy2k +% +"When I say ㏒, you say ㍴," +- Puuro +% +"ATAMA WARUI is beating my ass in the quote tweets" +- PokéLily +% +"idk i can't find anywhere to bulk buy allegra" +- Tetaes +% +"looking left because aura didn't treat you right" +- sorae +% +"if honk was a person, i'd just kick their balls so hard they wouldn't be able to speak anymore" +- HeySora +% +"wow aura i cannot believe you are one of the people who founded the principles of the ethical theory of act utiliarianism 😍" +- sorae +% +">;)" +- CERiNG +% +"good morning weenie hut junior mcdonalds playplace" +- Tetaes +% +"this is where i transition to talking about communism" +- Tetaes +% +"pnw = west = left = communism" +- CERiNG +% +"i went to the bathroom and took a massive shit. changed my life" +- sorae +% +"...unsubscribe from british" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"British Facts: Did you know that Big Ben? To unsubscribe, reply STOP" +- sorae +% +"british people have seamlessly integrated with enotian life" +- CERiNG +% +"Obama is benevolent." +- 210385938918932480 +% +"I was ready to grab your ankle and throw you over the Dover cliffs" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"BRUJ" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"GIGER FISHING ISNT REMOTELY CANON ITS JUST A PICTUREPHONE JOKE GONE WAY TOO FAR LMAOOOOO" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"oh i love having my dick blazed by a fuckoff huge dragon while laying on the grass" +- oatmealine +% +"Johnathan Bronze" +- 92218698894446592 +% +"i think "shut up sora" was added shortly after i sucked shrek's dick" +- HeySora +% +"All currencies of the world with their ISO-4217 codes, listed by countries and dependent territories +Country or territory Currency ISO-4217 +Afghan afghani AFN +European euro EUR +European euro EUR +Albanian lek ALL +Algerian dinar DZD +United States dollar USD +European euro EUR +Angolan kwanza AOA +East Caribbean dollar XCD +East Caribbean dollar XCD +Argentine peso ARS +Armenian dram AMD +Aruban florin AWG +Saint Helena pound SHP +Australian dollar AUD +European euro EUR +Azerbaijan manat AZN +Bahamian dollar BSD +Bahraini dinar BHD +Bangladeshi taka BDT +Barbadian dollar BBD +Belarusian ruble BYN +European euro EUR +Belize dollar BZD +West African CFA franc XOF +Bermudian dollar BMD +Bhutanese ngultrum BTN +Bolivian boliviano BOB +United States dollar USD +Bosnia and Herzegovina convertible mark BAM +Botswana pula BWP +Brazilian real BRL +United States dollar USD +United States dollar USD +Brunei dollar BND +Bulgarian lev BGN +West African CFA franc XOF +Burundi franc BIF +Cabo Verdean escudo CVE +Cambodian riel KHR +Central African CFA franc XAF +Canadian dollar CAD +United States dollar USD +Cayman Islands dollar KYD +Central African CFA franc XAF +Central African CFA franc XAF +New Zealand dollar NZD +Chilean peso CLP +Chinese Yuan Renminbi CNY +Australian dollar AUD +Australian dollar AUD +Colombian peso COP +Comorian franc KMF +Congolese franc CDF +Central African CFA franc XAF +Cook Islands dollar none +Costa Rican colon CRC +West African CFA franc XOF +Croatian kuna HRK +Cuban peso CUP +Netherlands Antillean guilder ANG +European euro EUR +Czech koruna CZK +Danish krone DKK +Djiboutian franc DJF +East Caribbean dollar XCD +Dominican peso DOP +United States dollar USD +Egyptian pound EGP +United States dollar USD +Central African CFA franc XAF +Eritrean nakfa ERN +European euro EUR +Swazi lilangeni SZL +Ethiopian birr ETB +Falkland Islands pound FKP +Faroese krona none +Fijian dollar FJD" +- HeySora +% +"European euro EUR +CFP franc XPF +Central African CFA franc XAF +Gambian dalasi GMD +Georgian lari GEL +European euro EUR +Ghanaian cedi GHS +Gibraltar pound GIP +European euro EUR +Danish krone DKK +East Caribbean dollar XCD +European euro EUR +United States dollar USD +Guatemalan quetzal GTQ +Guernsey Pound GGP +Guinean franc GNF +West African CFA franc XOF +Guyanese dollar GYD +Haitian gourde HTG +Honduran lempira HNL +Hong Kong dollar HKD +Hungarian forint HUF +Icelandic krona ISK +Indian rupee INR +Indonesian rupiah IDR +SDR (Special Drawing Right) XDR +Iranian rial IRR +Iraqi dinar IQD +European euro EUR +Manx pound IMP +Israeli new shekel ILS +European euro EUR +Jamaican dollar JMD +Japanese yen JPY +Jersey pound JEP +Jordanian dinar JOD +Kazakhstani tenge KZT +Kenyan shilling KES +Australian dollar AUD +European euro EUR +Kuwaiti dinar KWD +Kyrgyzstani som KGS +Lao kip LAK +European euro EUR +Lebanese pound LBP +Lesotho loti LSL +Liberian dollar LRD +Libyan dinar LYD +Swiss franc CHF +European euro EUR +European euro EUR +Macanese pataca MOP +Malagasy ariary MGA +Malawian kwacha MWK +Malaysian ringgit MYR +Maldivian rufiyaa MVR +West African CFA franc XOF +European euro EUR +United States dollar USD +European euro EUR +Mauritanian ouguiya MRU +Mauritian rupee MUR +European euro EUR +Mexican peso MXN +United States dollar USD +Moldovan leu MDL +European euro EUR +Mongolian tugrik MNT +European euro EUR +East Caribbean dollar XCD +Moroccan dirham MAD +Mozambican metical MZN +Myanmar kyat MMK +Namibian dollar NAD +Australian dollar AUD +Nepalese rupee NPR +European euro EUR +CFP franc XPF +New Zealand dollar NZD +Nicaraguan cordoba NIO +West African CFA franc XOF +Nigerian naira NGN +New Zealand dollar NZD +Australian dollar AUD +United States dollar USD +North Korean won KPW +Macedonian denar MKD +Norwegian krone NOK +Omani rial OMR +Pakistani rupee PKR +United States dollar USD" +- HeySora +% +"Israeli new shekel ILS +United States dollar USD +Papua New Guinean kina PGK +Paraguayan guarani PYG +Peruvian sol PEN +Philippine peso PHP +New Zealand dollar NZD +Polish zloty PLN +European euro EUR +United States dollar USD +Qatari riyal QAR +European euro EUR +Romanian leu RON +Russian ruble RUB +Rwandan franc RWF +United States dollar USD +European euro EUR +Saint Helena pound SHP +East Caribbean dollar XCD +East Caribbean dollar XCD +European euro EUR +European euro EUR +East Caribbean dollar XCD +Samoan tala WST +European euro EUR +Sao Tome and Principe dobra STN +Saudi Arabian riyal SAR +West African CFA franc XOF +Serbian dinar RSD +Seychellois rupee SCR +Sierra Leonean leone SLL +Singapore dollar SGD +United States dollar USD +Netherlands Antillean guilder ANG +European euro EUR +European euro EUR +Solomon Islands dollar SBD +Somali shilling SOS +South African rand ZAR +Pound sterling GBP +South Korean won KRW +South Sudanese pound SSP +European euro EUR +Sri Lankan rupee LKR +Sudanese pound SDG +Surinamese dollar SRD +Norwegian krone NOK +Swedish krona SEK +Swiss franc CHF +Syrian pound SYP +New Taiwan dollar TWD +Tajikistani somoni TJS +Tanzanian shilling TZS +Thai baht THB +United States dollar USD +West African CFA franc XOF +New Zealand dollar NZD +Tongan pa’anga TOP +Trinidad and Tobago dollar TTD +Pound sterling GBP +Tunisian dinar TND +Turkish lira TRY +Turkmen manat TMT +United States dollar USD +Australian dollar AUD +Ugandan shilling UGX +Ukrainian hryvnia UAH +UAE dirham AED +Pound sterling GBP +United States dollar USD +Uruguayan peso UYU +United States dollar USD +Uzbekistani som UZS +Vanuatu vatu VUV +European euro EUR +Venezuelan bolivar VES +Vietnamese dong VND +United States dollar USD +CFP franc XPF +Yemeni rial YER +Zambian kwacha ZMW +United States dollar USD" +- HeySora +% +"waffle action paseli" +- CERiNG +% +"the sequel to duck duck go: goose goose stop" +- nene +% +"if its funny enough, i will take the entire ass." +- 210385938918932480 +% +"Is that alice?" +- 247486197016821760 +% +"1. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +2. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +3. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +4. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +5. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +6. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +7. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +8. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +9. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +10. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +11. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +12. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +13. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +14. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +15. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +16. Fart - Gaming Sound Effect (HD) +And 20 more." +- HeySora +% +"Packets" +- drazilspirits +% +"i'm banning wikipedia from oisrt 2" +- HeySora +% +""this is a bomb. but it's a bomb that has promised very nicely not to explode, so we will leave it be"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"not the viagra chicken" +- Mayflower +% +"is I'M SEX anyone here's steam name and is it mayflower" +- drazilspirits +% +"i feel like this is against some convention like the geneva one, or the dashcon one" +- drazilspirits +% +"you don't know who has the sussona" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"your balls are stored in your balls?????" +- Mayflower +% +"i am pissing in public" +- sorae +% +"we now have recursive balls thanks to nanotechnology" +- Tetaes +% +"y'all already unzipped your pants" +- sorae +% +"DICK SUCKING AT SQUID GAMES IS + +IS GONE" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i can't believe i'm interested in lin's ass" +- sorae +% +"new quote added" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"quote me you won't" +- 443588496116940800 +% +"hi besties sorry to interrupt the sussening but i have made a possible scientific discovery again" +- CERiNG +% +"Do new york people eat cardboard????*" +- drazilspirits +% +"ride together sti together" +- CosmicLAER +% +"you either become god or become peter griffin and brother, that line blurs late in the night" +- Mayflower +% +"quick switch the side the steering wheel is on" +- CosmicLAER +% +"fucking anime nerd" +- CosmicLAER +% +"Gay rock" +- fat dawg💯 +% +"WHY IS SUPER PAPER MARIO FILLED WITH TUMBLR SEXYMEN" +- RAKKII-san +% +"WHOREMONES" +- RAKKII-san +% +"i am going to put you in a microwave" +- Mayflower +% +"no it's easy you just jump and walljump and double jump and recovery and wall jump and it's as simple as that" +- plightshift +% +"don't 👏 talk to me 👏 unless 👏 you're a screaming octahedron 👏" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"glowy space octahedrons dont have the gross bits like \*checks notes\* skin" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"what do you mean cats are translucent" +- drazilspirits +% +"i feel even giger, as evil as he is, isnt evil enough to use american units" +- oatmealine +% +"Its not a drug problem, its a drug solution" +- 333679101472931842 +% +"i think i might be going insane" +- drazilspirits +% +"I already have access to a human-sized microwave. Don't tempt me" +- @<- Bondrewed Fanclub President +% +"You are rate limited from life." +- 191640360957640704 +% +"its called peloton because (ash voice) IM ASH FROM PALLET TOWN!!" +- Hil +% +"russian adds +5 cosmic horror" +- Mayflower +% +"is this a parody of the real despacito 2?" +- plightshift +% +"Baphomet goated with the blood, busting it down (fuel style)" +- Silver +% +"IT IS NOT PARIS ASTER WOULD NEVER GO TO FRANCE" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"I think they needed to be baked a bit more in the creation oven" +- drazilspirits +% +"personally I hope to become a testing ground for some kickass new microflora" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I would fucking pay a shitton of money in cash to be a tree" +- Puuro +% +"a dick can be ergonomic" +- HeySora +% +"3 balls = 3 bodies... does this mean plural people have a lot of balls" +- sorae +% +"150ms ping ejaculation" +- sorae +% +"when the ejaculation buffers you can make it clip through walls and that's a speedrun strat" +- HeySora +% +"it never hits the same as cough syrup" +- 333679101472931842 +% +"slap my big vegetable ass" +- plightshift +% +"no go away ⬆️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ➡️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ➡️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ➡️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ➡️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ➡️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ➡️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ⬆️ ⬇️" +- oatmealine +% +"POPED" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"LILY HAS +✝️ +HAS BECOME CATHOLIC" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"what is the step between being plural and being kirby" +- ryn +% +""penn's milk", a phrase that roughly means "edible but cursed" +eg. "did you use the 4 month old eggs in the fridge for this?? my god, you've just made penn's milk"" +- oatmealine +% +"You're a based mess tho" +- Puuro +% +"this is the sora ---(energy)--> aura image but in reverse with +aura ------(happiness)---> idiots (waffle house) (affectionate)" +- Mayflower +% +"*waffle house members passing the mental health to eachother*" +- Triplejy2k +% +"if you're in a british cage.. we can say you're... in it....... innit.................................................." +- HeySora +% +"I THOUGHT YUGOSLAVIA WAS A FICTIONAL COUNTRY" +- CyberBlue +% +"bro what is goign on with russa" +- CyberBlue +% +"im about to fucking cry you all are making me go apeshit and someone said The Baby +I am about to fuckkng lose it" +- Mayflower +% +"DHUT THE UP" +- Mayflower +% +"cars good: cars are epic and fast +cars bad: toyota prius +horse good: horse bouncecore remix +horse bad: "alive",french invention,has teeth" +- Mayflower +% +"pretty sure it's not a country who invented horses +it's yasmyn" +- HeySora +% +"actually, horses were invented by john "peeesh" horse in 1738 when he decided to play chess against a jellyfish from space" +- sorae +% +"mario is a racist" +- RAKKII-san +% +"WHY QUOTE ME" +- RAKKII-san +% +"What ze feuque did you juste feucking sèye about moi, you litteul bitche? I'll have you now I graduated top of ma classe dans les Navy Phoques, and j'ai été involvé dans des nombreux secret raids sur Al-Quaeda, et j'ai over 300 kills confirmés. Je suis entrainé in gorille warfare and je suis le meilleur sniper dans les entire US forces armées. Tu es nothing to moi but just une autre target. Je vais wipe you the feuque out with précision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Terre, marque mes fucking mots. Tu think tu can get away avec saying that merde to moi over l'Internet? Think encore, feuckeur. As we parle je suis en train de contacter mon secret network of spies across France and ton IP is being tracé right now alors tu ferais mieux de te preparer for the storm, maggot. Le storm that wipes out la petite chose pathétique tu call your life. T'es feuckingue dead, kid. Je can be anywhere, anytime, et je peux kill you in over sept cent ways, et c'est juste avec mes bare hands. Non seulement am I extensively entrainé in combat non-armé, but j'ai accès to the entire arsenal of le United States Marine Corps and je vais use it to son full extent to wipe ton miserable cul off the face of the continent, you little merde. If only tu could have known what unholy rétribution your petit "clever" commentaire was about to bring down upon toi, maybe tu would have held your putain de tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, et maintenant you're paying le prix, you goddamn idiot. Je vais shit fury all over toi et tu vas drown in it. You're fucking mort, kiddo." +- HeySora +% +"french and the fucking uwu wanguage awe both the same thint" +- Mayflower +% +"Bitch" +- Tetaes +% +"ah, yes, horny birds" +- HeySora +% +"yasmyn what the hell are you doing? +Yas: "Im taking a Mythomane" +Okay but we should play videogames +Yas: Ill do it faucking lator +*squeaky piss noises*" +- Triplejy2k +% +"is washing machine a british term for dishwasher in america" +- drazilspirits +% +"How did everybody get pregnant?" +- 130242162565709824 +% +"I LOST BECAUSE TAC SAID I LOSE" +- 97281704443539456 +% +"it's him, villain from wikipedia the free encyclopedia" +- 97281704443539456 +% +"PIKACHU YOU ARE FUCKING LARGE" +- TaroNuke +% +"there are children in new york?" +- plightshift +% +"father may i have a few more pixels" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"PSYDUCK VOID" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"they're ATTACHED TO THEIR DANCE PARTNERS" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"notITG +: taro drives to your place of residence and hands you a usb stick with a file on it. he then laughs maniacally and runs away" +- azurehai2 +% +"I swear to god Heroin Jill is like this server's Ketamine Yoda" +- Puuro +% +"You have like a car synesthesia or something" +- Puuro +% +"oingo boingo denial" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"ok gello time for a learning experience \*locks you into a 20 minute long inescapable combo*" +- plightshift +% +"unsure how to feel about the fact that ur just tagging me for posh furry art at this point" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"That response offset my physical location by a centimeter but honestly yeah" +- drazilspirits +% +"sigh . everyone update your degree of separation from matpat to 3" +- Tetaes +% +"one is about sex and the other is about pizza" +- sorae#7138 +% +"anger" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Aster when they get grazed with a bullet and confetti comes out of their body" +- drazilspirits +% +"homestuck but Large Polyhedron Funny" +- CosmicLAER +% +"catholic beast mode" +- plightshift +% +"~~or giger would be only his very canon love of fishing~~" +- Mayflower +% +"man is INTERESTING and i cannot wait to be able to beat the shit out of him in public" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"right my declaration for uksrt11 +If giger canonically hates fishing I WILL throw hands +if he is neutral or positive in regards to fishing I will give taro 5 euro (no european schmeckles)" +- Mayflower +% +"ball why are you eating me for breakfast" +- Tetaes +% +"i am currently suffering in (medical) ||colonoscopy prep|| hell but maybe it’s thematic" +- plightshift +% +"jj mash prevention" +- segaskulll. +% +"lets CODE" +- TaroNuke +% +"if (going_to_suck) { dont() }" +- 97281704443539456 +% +"we start with the scenario where you cut it in half and then one part regenerates" +- ryn +% +"say we superglue its throat closed so it cant breathe" +- ryn +% +"ok (potentially starting to get a bit giger on this one) how does the cat regenerate if we kill it by adding a part, rather than removing one" +- ryn +% +"it's not the COMMUNITY it's the GIGER KINNIE" +- Tetaes +% +"yes, if you built a maze and filled it strategically with cat murder devices, you could bruteforce the maze using the regenerating cat" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"hey mirin I just want you to know that "giger kinnie is typing" is just the worst set of words I have ever laid eyes on" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"cat hiding place from authorities and mirin proposal" +- Tetaes +% +"1. anything is ethical under the right person +2. the world is cruel enough as is a bit of permanent morphium wont be too bad" +- Mayflower +% +"ar this rate i am going to solve population" +- Tetaes +% +"a nuclear bomb is safe" +- drazilspirits +% +"i wont lie the u.s. government convinced me to watch centaurworld" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"it took me [checks alarm] 50 minutes after waking up to realize that i did not actually watch dwayne johnson stream binding of isaac on twitch with the next sub goal being "Rock on!!! 😎"" +- Tetaes +% +"the gender does not have a character limit from what i can tell" +- Mayflower +% +"chess with pigeon gears will happen" +- Puuro +% +"well you see, I dont like jumpscares in general 🥴 regardless of how much walter white is involved" +- drazilspirits +% +"as someone who has made meth, i do not know what cooking meth does" +- 191640360957640704 +% +"i was wondering who the fuck "william afton cooking meth" was jesus christ" +- sorae +% +"confirmed: william afton cooking meth is jesus christ" +- plightshift +% +"i hereby allow you to perform crystal ass sex" +- 162205746950438912 +% +"analysis: that is a fucking skeleton" +- azurehai2 +% +"there's numbers in the world" +- plightshift +% +"when the vid says "uploaded in HD @ TunesToTube.com" u know it's going to hit different" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the closest notITG person to you, at any given point of time, irrespective of your geographical location, is me" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Rakkii mistaking a quote from Rocky being from Rocky and having a bit of a rocky time trying to wrap his brain around it until someone says Rocky and Rocky are different to Rakkii" +- mrcool909090 +% +"the issue when being a ponyta is that you're too lit for people" +- HeySora +% +"THAT IS PENIS MUSIC. JUST COMPLETE AND UTTER DICK TUNES" +- Elio +% +"oh fuck adhd callout time" +- azurehai2 +% +"SHUT UP \*KILLS YOU 1000*" +- azurehai2 +% +"why would you turn a human British" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"countryhuman desog" +- Elio +% +"cw: countryhumans content" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"ARE WE COUNTRYHUMANING OUR OCS <@191640360957640704>" +- RAKKII-san +% +"Good I shall not join and instead spectate the hunger games" +- PokéLily +% +"NEITHER OF MY TWO CHARACTERS ARE COUNTRYHUMANS +ROCKY IS THE COUNTRYHUMAN OF MY ASS" +- RAKKII-san +% +"then anthropomorphizing them" +- PokéLily +% +"We need to go to space so we can countryhuman the moon" +- 205443246011187204 +% +"Hetalia reinvented [Greco-Roman pantheon]" +- 191640360957640704 +% +"I know what Rocky is the countryhuman of... the Virgin Islands." +- 210385938918932480 +% +" *sigh* Let me get the Thomas Jefferson miku binder lore" +- 205443246011187204 +% +"THOMAS JEFFERSON THE FAMOUS VTUBER" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"my opinions are objectively correct" +- oatmealine +% +"ok here's my objectively correct tier list. i will not be responding to any questions" +- sorae +% +"william afton tf 🤗" +- Tetaes +% +"detroit become meth <:imstuff:819086963684016138>" +- CERiNG +% +"detroit become william afton" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"You can't get rid of me" +- CosmicLAER +% +"hatrid? from hargrid pooter?" +- azurehai2 +% +"1984 was the prototype for ready player one" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"<@!278164006987104256> MAYFLOWER 😍🚙 CAN WE KIN EACH OTHER <:auraplz:841528706861498368> 🧍 🧍 WE COULD BE KIN BUDDIES <:BANGBANG:922665706242322443> TOGETHER 🤩 <:jfk:758010708733722655>" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Maybe it was some biblical foreshadowing like jesus in the old testament and the realization of wafflehouse was like the coming of christ in physical form" +- SASKE +% +"max300 is not in the bible mrcool" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"hmmm today i will shove a pill bottle into god's mouth" +- sorae +% +"They are the pure breed dogs of computer world" +- Puuro +% +"the opposite of penis music should be vagina music, but imo that term would be inverse of penis music not reverse" +- RAKKII-san +% +"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231196459486281730/680934257585422347/unknown-4.png" +- Puuro +% +"I'm just a gender version of you" +- Pokélily +% +"you use the gracious gift of speech to commit such atrocities" +- azurehai2 +% +"religion is just fanfiction that someone decided to make canon to the entire world" +- sorae +% +"absolutely not +computer are dumb and only funny crystals we tricked into doing math" +- Mayflower +% +"TOP 10 COUNTRYHUMANS NUMBER 10 THE MOON" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +""born to stream, forced to rember"" +- GelloMello +% +"this srt slays penis because there are so many robots" +- 143027445140946945 +% +"There's a sex song." +- Tetaes +% +"There's a sex song." +- the american pop music industry +% +"you guys just shitposted an entire tournament" +- 205443246011187204 +% +"im the only one alive take me to the 69" +- Ayaze +% +"[thanos snaps his glove and nothing happens] +spider man: ok so is that it then? what happened +thanos: all women.... destroyed... for the sake of balance +iron man: wait how are we meant to reproduce +thamos: idk‼️ +[credits roll]" +- oatmealine +% +"tac is really just a block of cream cheese with added sugar." +- 448045569341128704 +% +"I have never watched euphoria but this first page feels like euphoria just ripped this fanfic off" +- SASKE +% +"THE TREES ARE UNIONIZING" +- drazilspirits +% +"hi! perish instantly" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"ATTENTION ALL WAFFLE GAMERS WE ARE PLAYING CASTLE CRASHERS BECAUSE TERRARIA (netcode) SUCKS ASS. WE NEED TWO MORE VALIENT SOLDIERS TO STEAL GOLD, EXP, AND WIVES FROM." +- GelloMello +% +"the edward to politics pipeline" +- 92218698894446592 +% +"> evangelion: 41 wide 51 wall +> subnautica: 59 wide 32 talll" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"truth comes out sorae is prejudiced against shirtless cats" +- Tetaes +% +"cannonball dilf (aura company merchandize) (cannonball garfield)" +- oatmealine +% +"dilf means damn i love fishing" +- oatmealine +% +"giger is a dilf (he loves fishing)" +- oatmealine +% +"and how tf do you pronounce it" +- Triplejy2k +% +"scold cant handle all the balls" +- Triplejy2k +% +"stop being a dictator go back to being a car" +- azurehai2 +% +"you open a uquiz and its like Which honey snacks flavor do you like the best? and the options are Honey Cheetos, Frosty Scrimbles, Chilly Sausage and Awesome Banana" +- oatmealine +% +"the u in uquiz stands for urine" +- sorae +% +"fortnite is precious to me" +- oatmealine +% +"i stand by my actions, and if god deems me worthy of damnation i will continue my work in hell until he too is unable to stand against that which i am creating" +- ryn +% +"Be sure to orphan a puppy while yall are there!" +- PokéLily +% +"does the existance of italian cows confirm the existance of hawaiian cows" +- 452160060810985472 +% +"For the QUERY of this :Puuro: is with the KNOWLEDGE of the CLAIMANT'S-COGNITION of the BATHTUB-SCALE-VALUE-OPINION-CLAIM of the FOLLOWING-TRICK: +:~1- For the CREATION of the DANK-ASS-GAME in the SCHOOLYARD in the RECESS-TIME-DIMENSION is with the AGGLUTANATION of the CUSTOMISED-RULESETS to the [PREVIOUSLY]-DRANK-ASS-GAME by the TEACHERS +:~2- For the HIGH-LAMENESS-VALUE is with the LAME-OXIDISED-GAME by the FORCED-FRAUDULENT-RULE-CONTRACT by the TEACHERS" +- Puuro +% +"OF THE QUESTIONED :Penn: THE ASKED IS-AS THAT SUCH A PERSON-HUMANOID EXISTS WHERE DRINKING-ALCOHOLIC-BEVERAGES STATUS IS PERSISTENT ACROSS UNIVERSAL-CONSISTENCY OF 2 24-HOUR CYCLES" +- oatmealine +% +"i absolutely can make fish" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"my music taste is simply objectively good" +- oatmealine +% +"i think we might want to remove obama in the final version" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Spirai is like Switzerland" +- drazilspirits +% +"we are removing penis fish and cum buddy in the final version. sorry this is not arguable" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i showed you my ankhs please respond" +- drazilspirits +% +"tetaes stop reacting vtuber to sex comments" +- ryn +% +"i keep forgetting that i have an unfinished cow hypnosis remix" +- segaskulll. +% +"and bosnia isnt real" +- oatmealine +% +"I assume they call this a "gender cancel"" +- mrcool909090 +% +"first we have mickey's dick smasher, now we have ronald mcdonald's pussy pounder" +- sorae +% +"Ronald Mc Donald's lesbian sister" +- Triplejy2k +% +"the ghost of gaming" +- plightshift +% +"ECFA RHYTHMS CHILDREN'S MUSIC" +- RAKKII-san +% +"It's such pretentious hipster crap that your sweat turns into soy sauce as soon as you come in contact with the game" +- Puuro +% +"hey aura how much do i have to pay to fly you to denver so you can enter my nose" +- ryn +% +"im going to hijack your oc to run doom" +- ryn +% +"i never realized that warriorcats was just among us fanfiction" +- ryn +% +"like i really dont think you all understand sora just built the empire state building using caveman tools" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"do the fish in Giger Fishing Simulator have regenerating properties?" +- ryn +% +"no officer its not abduction because its freindly" +- ryn +% +"bars simpsons <@!92218698894446592>" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"nothing but balls theory lol" +- ryn +% +"is kaypooma a countryhuman" +- 194939047938883584 +% +"bowling sex" +- HeySora +% +"AND TOLD ME "CHILDREN" MEANS "COCK" IN CANADIAN" +- HeySora +% +"SCOLD, NOUVELLE CHANSON MODDÉE" +- HeySora +% +"i might not be aware of what the peepee is" +- 443588496116940800 +% +"i am down for murder but whatev" +- plightshift +% +"Elon Musk-ification." +- Silver +% +"wait, did gandhi get pussy??" +- 443588496116940800 +% +"They ran walter white.exe at hasbro studios" +- teri +% +"trans music for racing games" +- 278164006987104256 +% +"my foot is underwater, i think everyone should put one of their limbs/extremities in something" +- plightshift +% +"now that i've been awake for a nonzero amount of time and had a bit to eat i'm actually pretty sane" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"covid is just what if the whole world put their masks on" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"ö ä ü ß +Ö Ä Ü" +- Mayflower +% +"scold, how do i rotate the swag in ms paint" +- mangoafterdawn +% +""if all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too" - me, currently wondering what apple cider vinegar tastes like" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"aura i think you apple cider vinegar" +- plightshift +% +"it's a southern tool that will help us later" +- plightshift +% +"man I'm really enjoying the movie night server to dr pepper chocolate milk pipeline right now" +- sorae +% +"I LOVE LIN!!!!!! 💙" +- sorae +% +"I'm a game developer" +- TaroNuke +% +"_ _ 🍑 +🦵🦵" +- oatmealine +% +"CHVHJESE JUMAPSCARE" +- Tetaes +% +"maybe we could try and help Belgium if among us penis reaches them as part of the deal?" +- 92218698894446592 +% +"I can feel my astral fedora tipping" +- Puuro +% +"circle of life, death, genitalia, and minecraft" +- 92218698894446592 +% +"among penis ricocheted around and sucked its own dick" +- 443588496116940800 +% +"what a lick scrotum, google .com" +- 194939047938883584 +% +"scold, give me a random lyric from What if the whole world turned their swag on" +- 184413222915276800 +% +"never really thought about it but the plot of made in abyss is quite literally "i'm 12 and this is deep"" +- plight +% +"“average person plays 20 minutes of Crash Bash a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person plays 0 hours of crash bash. Alan James, who lives in Great Britain & plays 24 hours of Crash Bash every year, is an outlier and should not have been counted" +- 443588496116940800 +% +"construct a valid narrative framing device for the ass out manifesto and we'll talk" +- 205443246011187204 +% +"GELLO ANIMAL CHEESE" +- Puuro +% +"just found out its mostly™️ safe to hold uranium fuel pellets" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i AM very partial to bill i heard they're discord aligned" +- Tetaes +% +"She was a bit of a boola-annikki" +- Puuro +% +"puuro i'm going to run you over" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"sussonese" +- Triplejy2k +% +"ok u know what fuck u barging through doors guy is cosplaying like he wants to bring smallpox to the americas" +- ryn +% +"for 1 second I thought wooper was dream ." +- Tetaes +% +"MY TASTES ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY TOO VANILLA AND TOO MECHANICAL" +- RAKKII-san +% +"AMONGUS GIRL?????????????????????????????????????" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"no way penis 635 oB" +- RAKKII-san +% +"the COPS appear to have shown up and are potentially shutting this down even though it is completely safe" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"just sold lin because of a bug, AMA" +- sorae +% +"like +shut up +you dont sing while watering the flowers you regret your decisions in life stop singing" +- Mayflower +% +"so one of my classmates had this really pool computer science professor for a class +on the final of his class, he and his classmates all had to attend a zoom meeting with the professor +the professor would moan for 30 minutes straight and wouldn't stop, so one of his classmates begged the professor to stop +the professor said he has his **volume** turned to 0 and it was "the same as muting" but it did jack shit +so he and his classmates would still hear the professor's moaning +and when the professor typed in chat, he accidentally said "i am nuted" with a tpyo moment +it was so damage that "i am nuted" a meme in one of my classes" +- RAKKII-san +% +"I am nuted" +- RAKKII-san +% +"GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!! 🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🇱🇷" +- sorae +% +"ça ne répond pas à ma putain de question" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"quote" +- drazilspirits +% +"with how Jerma would have been on Nickelodeon shows during their heyday if he was popular, how likely would we have seen his feet due to Dan Schneider" +- 191640360957640704 +% +"the government cant spell the british cant count AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO ANYTHING AROUND HERE" +- Sonia +% +"its ok kez dream isnt actually real" +- oatmealine +% +"i keep feeling sad that uranium is radioactive" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i am anti-obama-being-obtainable" +- 205443246011187204 +% +"its only fair .. genius must be getting DDOSed hard by bots trying to access the lyrics of money machine..." +- oatmealine +% +"i look for that sweet freshness" +- Tetaes +% +"that #SweetFreshness will make the burger all soggy and awful to eat and make a giant mess" +- oatmealine +% +"the only thing i look for in fast food is "won't make me feel sick"" +- plight +% +"you grab it, letting a fuckton of Meat Juice flow out, then have to squish it in order for it to fit in your mouth, have more Meat Juice come out, its on your hands now, you have to put the burger down to clean your hands, the burger Meat Juice spills onto itself and makes the bottom bun wet, making it impossible to eat without feeling disgusting, and then when you do eat it it feels like youre drinking some fucking meat milkshake and the only thing you can taste is the overcooked meat you never wanted to taste" +- oatmealine +% +"it's genuinely a banger in some sections then it gets penis all over for a bit then it becomes a banger then penis then panger then benis" +- RAKKII-san +% +"i won't be in your phone for much longer" +- azurehai2 +% +"things heating up in the mayflower mindverse" +- CyberBlue +% +"10 year olds are the bane of every old white mans existence" +- azurehai2 +% +"i love 1984" +- GelloMello +% +"chat he know" +- plight +% +"FUCKING bingo boy when the binga bonga bling.." +- teri +% +"You get fms cat i balls" +- teri +% +"where's the fucking pirate music." +- plight +% +"I just realized somebody scream is technically a joke lost in translation" +- PokéLily +% +"loss animal" +- Puuro +% +"what the fuck do you mean 800x600 1.777777778" +- TaroNuke +% +"I think we should run code that drives to your house and kills you in real life if `DisplayWidth/DisplayHeight` is not within 1% of `DisplayAspectRatio`" +- TaroNuke +% +""wow this lemonade looks normal today" -you + +is totally going on the steam page of peeesh's lemonade stand simulator" +- TaroNuke +% +"Did it cost an arm?" +- PokéLily +% +"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN KINGDOM HEARTS" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"oh mein gott this searchen engine is full of kissen tonguen" +- azurehai2 +% +"no little ukranian ball don't go to the google" +- Tetaes +% +"theres a town here named after asbestos due to its high production of it" +- oatmealine +% +"do not disturb me. i'm inspecting all the milks to find the best expiration date." +- TaroNuke +% +"just dodge the acid clearly" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Every human was problematic in the bible so jesus cancelled himself to save everyone (millenial joke)" +- drazilspirits +% +"actually no you arent a freak you are just german" +- Triplejy2k +% +"we need to make scolemethetamphetaminecosinetolerantmeritplanardonelargeneroustanicoloplogomometric" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"good morning mayflower let me tell you about the housing crisis" +- Tetaes +% +"I miss my ecoli homies tho they were cool" +- Triplejy2k +% +"its like, its not because its like, really funny.. its just, the _sheer effort_ youd have to do to get all these fucking random ass sauces... for... for,,,/...???>>?<>> Melt?No.🍟" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"gnight everyone!!!! remember that its much cooler to invest into me than stocks because i *guarantee* you will lose money and time" +- Mayflower +% +"ロボDJです（？）" +- RAKKII-san +% +"LADIES +GET THE BEST +[[%5BDemetori%5D/2009.12.30%20%5BDECD-0006%5D%20%E6%9B%BC%E8%A1%8D%E7%8F%A0%E6%B1%9D%E8%8F%AF%20%EF%BD%9E%20Nada%20Upasana%20Pundarika%20%5BC77%5D/02%20-%20%E5%A4%A9%E7%A9%BA%E3%81%AE%E8%8A%B1%E3%81%AE%E9%83%BD%20%EF%BD%9E%20Bridge%20of%20The%20Lotus.opus]] +ONLY 4.99 ON [[STOREFRONT]]" +- Triplejy2k +% +"trip was that professor layton where the plot turns out to just be that everyone had a bad carbon monoxide detector" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"any youtube horror uploaded after 2021 can’t spook… all they know is vhs filter , found footage, sus impostor, be vague, eat hot chip & [redacted]" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"it's okay to be extra *moist*" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"they call them brdsfs becauseyou fs yous mom you f" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i would definitely wear a mask and act like a boogieman. just to get away from the irs" +- 333679101472931842 +% +" + OUT j6 VIC E" +- Triplejy2k +% +"Okay this is easy it's the arcade stick" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"im so glad aster's diet is working for you bestie" +- CERiNG +% +"good morning titties" +- RAKKII-san +% +"c'est tittylicious" +- sorae +% +"draz dont do this to me i have a Problem" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"scold point farming macro" +- oatmealine +% +"which is like the funniest response imaginable and now I've realized that toyhouse is just linkedin for ocs" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"alcohol is a holy substance that allows us to commune with gods machines more purely" +- ryn +% +"call me president, yugoslavia was my father" +- plight +% +"gravity falls will be the first animated series to reach 101 seasons" +- Tetaes +% +"why does he trust the sussy book anyway" +- Mayflower +% +"can we FIGHT the queen" +- Tetaes +% +"Hey kids do ya like violence?" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"nuclear freaking throne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" +- teri +% +"I was cast in a horror movie but couldn't stop laughing at a costume of ourple guy that was on set for some reason" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"But what about the Daitatorship?" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"1) that's not carbonara +2) why is the chese not melted +3) who nutted on my pasta" +- sorae +% +"Nuclear Throne Crystal" +- Triplejy2k +% +"damn yall never getting off this train" +- TaroNuke +% +"me when I see a symbol that quantifies something" +- RAKKII-san +% +"who has a closet and wants to learn complex analysis with me" +- ryn +% +"Learn with me on Stamina RPG 6! I'm moving up the leaderboard on Stamina RPG 6! It's free, fun, and effective for learning bad taste! Join me?" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Stamina players will literally put on another song" +- drazilspirits +% +"sorae you've broken my brain so bad i autocompleted that to "nothing objectively observable about your mom"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I look away for 5 seconds are we are now talking about objectively observable nuclear bombs wtg?" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"drazil i think hardbass is fine its not like putin himself is producing it" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"because social relativism tells us that if a society believes dropping nuclear bombs is good, then there is nothing that the victims can objectively say about the nuclear bombs other than, ‘wow, that sure is a nuclear bomb’" +- ryn +% +"i'm sure that being in a nuclear blast transitions you from being alive to being dead" +- sorae +% +"if i have light honkadonkabadonkas can i call them ligmas" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Philosophy 2 now with more boobs" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"lily thats called Nier" +- ryn +% +"mirin you're supposed to say lick my balls" +- sorae +% +"if you gave etienne berserker brew maybe he wouldn't have committed those war crimes" +- sorae +% +"i think we should just yell our packets at each other through two cans and a really long string" +- sorae +% +"oh my god they made frithcore???" +- CERiNG +% +"guess i shouldve been biting people when i was 6" +- oatmealine +% +"GAY MILK" +- Itsumi +% +"I don't think weed makes you mine bitcoin. That's crack." +- 543655912045543473 +% +"mirin will win bite his nipple 😍" +- RAKKII-san +% +"there's 104 days of summer vacation till school comes along just to end it +so the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it +like maybe..." +- segaskulll. +% +""the people are suffering but i'm also down bad. so this is a win i think" -gendo" +- CERiNG +% +"society had a chance to rebuild and gendo missed his wife, tails." +- CERiNG +% +"im sorry i know it's not the point of what you're saying but i react reflexively to incorrect math" +- Tetaes +% +"watch how fast ur opinion changes when I kick you in the shins" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"a dance of firestar and ice" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i want to have a couscous experience" +- plight +% +"<@210385938918932480> i showed you my [redacted] please respond" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Okay double yakuman, Small 3 meteors plus second coming of christ" +- 543655912045543473 +% +"I mean only in the waffle house can arcade sticks, orphand puppies and eldritch horrors become comedy" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"you can't do simple cock +under pressure" +- azurehaiku +% +"*dope beats* it is bassboosted amen break and flashing lights" +- Salty +% +"ckocky milk ready" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"you can fix him? i can make him worse 😌" +- azurehaiku +% +"dipplerganger" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"If Cannonball were modded to take in human drinks, then he'd definitely drink **taco bell**" +- 193207271302365184 +% +"guess you should say that draz' *aim is getting better*" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"dont put meth in my sex" +- oatmealine +% +"character named your mom" +- oatmealine +% +"mayflower is the type of person to create ransomware _by accident_" +- oatmealine +% +"sorry. my enby in luculent" +- CERiNG +% +"Damn I ate jesus" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"this is my body \*procures bag of goldfish crackers\* +and this is my blood \*procures a 12-pack of caprisun\*" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"you dont need to be root to do my mom" +- oatmealine +% +"Don't travel with the arizonan" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"Alan James Dracula" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"oh no they will talk about economic disparity in an oscar winning film" +- Tetaes +% +"dutch east india company help me" +- drazilspirits +% +"obituary" +- sorae +% +"BITCHOURARY????" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"psa if your character is english-speaking and born after ohhhhh let's say 1998? they are in Danger" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"ARE U GUYS ATTEMPTING IDENTITY THEFT" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"udp tcp :) send packet" +- oatmealine +% +"objects i have shoved up my arse" +- sorae +% +"thinking quickly, japanese man constructed a megaphone out of a penis, a toothbrush, and a megaphone" +- sorae +% +"he's in super sex delivery 2 enter the cum zone by reek" +- sorae +% +"hes really loving the dick-provided sushi" +- oatmealine +% +"theres laughing gas in the dick sushi" +- Wyatt +% +"3d penis" +- sorae +% +"aperture science heavy duty super colliding super penis" +- plight +% +"SUSHI BONER" +- RAKKII-san +% +"theres probably an anti-softlock penis there if you get stuck" +- oatmealine +% +"Use the tape to mark the important penises" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"it's mawaru but marginally more penis" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the guy found a penis that opened a door, but it closed once you stopped holding it +so then he grabbed a vase, but that wasnt enough to weight it down +he also found a penis that poured water, but it exclusively poured water on him so that didnt work +he then weighted it down with sushi, but then he couldnt lift it up so he took a bunch out +the vase then broke cus a scriped npc event walked into it, leaving only a mass of sushi that he then molded onto the door entrance penis (this didnt work) +he then used tape and that didnt work either +he found another penis that created a rope from above that he used to swing himself to the door, but then he almost got stuck cus he found out it needs a key which he also found accidentally is created by a penis +put 2 and 2 together, he does the ultimate plan of getting the key, swinging to the door and unlocking it with the help of a plunger. its the wrong key, and the door actually has a number lock +we find out the scripted sequence npc guy has a 3-digit number on his head. it works, but now hes stuck in the weird intermediary door room and is softlocked cus he cant fit in +lots of sadness later theres actually an anti-softlock door that leads to a black void with tons of gates???? +he encounters Penis Room 2 full of angels that laugh at him. they disappear, once again only leaving the penises, and the doors he came in through close behind him" +- oatmealine +% +"oh my god purple guy fnaffas" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"do the penises control reality" +- sorae +% +"more penis is going to happen but now the penis will be LA flavored" +- RAKKII-san +% +"This is my hell" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"u just have to enter the #PenisMindset" +- oatmealine +% +"the apocalypse happened because some guy was sucking off the penis wall" +- sorae +% +"bagel +googly eyes + + + + + +penis" +- RAKKII-san +% +"he's peening out" +- sorae +% +"my fellow DICK" +- oatmealine +% +"I feel like the last part is going to be him booping his own di" +- RAKKII-san +% +"we need to find the other ball and the shaft" +- sorae +% +"moral of the story: touch penis" +- RAKKII-san +% +"HONESTLY it's kind of nice to think that if there is a god it might just be a confused japanese man pressing penis buttons without any particular intent" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i thought it was just fun tf for kids" +- Tetaes +% +"csgo is literally genshin but you dont even get anime" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"scold may stop us from snorting asbestos but she cant stop us from being asbesties " +- CERiNG +% +"we have dildos so afab people can play mahjong" +- @[Redacted]CB +% +"we have dildos so afab people can play mahjong" +- 193207271302365184 +% +"was mirin telling you that the only correct to play mahjong is to have a dick in your ass" +- oatmealine +% +"jesse we need to mint" +- ryn +% +"dawn and oatmeal sitting in a tree +G +I +V +E +M +E +Y +O +U +R +S +O +C +I +A +L +S +E +C +U +R +I +T +Y" +- CERiNG +% +"||the police escorted BOTH the guys off the flight???? so what, was the other guy just supposed to sit there and get pissed on??????????||" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"You're supposed to swallow the balls right?" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"I'll try a different flavor next time butI like the actual balls in my mouth" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"```lua +if moon eye +{ (pie pizza) == eye true +then end } ( amore ) +```" +- Tetaes +% +"fun cartoon games! +what kind of gem would you be in steven universe? +what kind of bender would you be in avatar? +what horrifying trauma would cause you to end up on the infinity train?" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"METHBENDING" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"beer +weed +meth +juul +long ago, the four nations lived in harmony..." +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"(to the tune of "oh my god they were roommates") oh my god we're in music-comp" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"bitch" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"jesse" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"(its because he made the mistake of wearing a red shirt while walking his tortoise)" +- ryn +% +"joe papermaker" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"when he said "<<бгц"жю <<д √ёдЦ <<бгsн" THAT was the moment walter white became heisenberg" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW." +- sorae +% +"also i am ALWAYS surprised by the mexico filter i didnt expect it to be that bad" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"or if rakkii wants to meet sometime @ the benadryl one👀" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i stabbed the palm of my hand with a pencil once, the little chunk of hraphite is in there still" +- drazilspirits +% +"andende cotscane sukure mon +anemame wondir alnite lawn +<:val_speech:568256939281219584>" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"`TAKE ME TO THE SOVIET UNION !!`" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"have you SEN old people" +- Mayflower +% +"me, having minimal music theory knowledge and synesthesia: "you should look at uh. the part. the part with the little squares on the sky-blue background"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"TJOS FUICVKIONG BMATCH" +- TaroNuke +% +"dubstep was an actual genre before skrillex made it louder" +- TaroNuke +% +"i don't understand how a place can feel accepting and homophobic at the same time" +- CERiNG +% +""hey guys i just got a quad on shit fart trap beats from mcdingus's shit simfiles" +"what?"" +- sorae +% +"you see draz, when one galaxy brain loves another galaxy brain very much," +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"need to see ur critter in colors that aren't ms paint o'clock" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"hey 🥺 👉👈 waffle house 🧇 🏠 what if we 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 initiated third impact 👼 <:orange_juice:927448189722820678> so that we wouldn't have to pay ✈️ 💸 to visit each other 🗺️" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"LETS 🚶" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"hi there, mind if you take this survey about your feelings towards the 4th impact we're about to cause at some point?" +- segaskulll. +% +"cult of the fuck" +- 247486197016821760 +% +"sorry unfortunately i often use cock so i know its a real word" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"your severed half is trying to reach you concerning your car’s extended warranty" +- ryn +% +"Neazra is literally just white woman jumpscare" +- 194939047938883584 +% +"If I get hit buy a bus and hear this I am just dying thank you." +- PokéFrenzy +% +"interstella 555555: the 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5u55y" +- CERiNG +% +"thomas type beat" +- plight +% +"skittles charting equivalent of languages" +- Mayflower +% +"the minion has homophobia in his eyes<3" +- plight +% +"over the course of a whole stack of nested algorithms, you end up with a morbillion micropssseconds" +- ryn +% +"good toileting aura" +- ryn +% +"let mr.krabs guide your hand, mayflower" +- Tetaes +% +"9 is just 0 with a penis" +- sorae +% +"<@&878686829317075005> MURDER IN APPROXIMATELY 1.5 HOURS" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"you can still commit murder at ikea it's ok" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"its morphine time" +- Mayflower +% +"HEADLINE SCRINGE +WORLD IS A CUBA!?? +19818 point COPS QUITDED +FREe money reserve!!" +- CyberBlue +% +"i am in CRIPPLING DEBT and will `-be sued by millions of companies in Russia.` so PLEASE BABY, SET ME FR`-our.ninedy-nine!" +- CyberBlue +% +"he got that fuckin [hyperlink blocked] strain 😭" +- CERiNG +% +"Bart Sompson!?????" +- CyberBlue +% +"roblos........ CORPORATIONS ARE WEAK TO THE POWER OF MALGRALANGTH" +- CyberBlue +% +"My starting hand only had 8 orphans" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"kills him refuses to elaborate EXPLODES INTO TEAL MIST?????????" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"I wake up and the first thing I see is the shocked emoji fucking wearing joker makeup" +- Puuro +% +"socialism is when the government uhh, pronouns, uhhhhhhhh... ben and jerrys?" +- ryn +% +"gang, what if i got approximately 237 gas pipe warning signs from" +- ryn +% +"if i call something a spoon that does NOT mean its a spoon" +- mayflower +% +"THE SPOON IS LARGE TO BOTH OF US" +- mayflower +% +"MOTHERFUCKER" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"<:aster:886318522014269551> "t-tac we need to get your number down"" +- CERiNG +% +"i love grabbity balls" +- CERiNG +% +"press "fuck" to kill mayflower" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"do you want me to make a toilet ghost aura??? do you want peeazra????????? is this what you want??????????" +- CERiNG +% +"PEEAZRA" +- drazilspirits +% +"<:aurror:942142556681146450> "AGHHH I'M GONNA AURROR"" +- CERiNG +% +"i think you should do it in the form of a "Y7" show that gets removed from all platforms years after its premiere" +- CERiNG +% +"a critical part of being a claudine kinnie is the hubris to be able to declare the entire rest of the world wrong" +- ryn +% +"(sex46 does not seem to exist)" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i always rack up enemies" +- azurehaiku +% +"attack on titan idk ive never seen the show" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"jeff vandermeer could invert all of my organs and transform my skin into a mass of bioluminescent lichen and i would thank him for it" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"zell miller more like zell stick my dick into a windmill!!!!!!!!!" +- sorae +% +"SHORTEST PATH TO DEEZ NUTS *I EXPLODE INTO A MILLION SMALLER LIZARDS" +- drazilspirits +% +"GIVE NANACHI TO THE FRENCH + + +BOTTOM TEXT" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"hm mmmmmmmmmm last time I joined a random movie watch party I watched a bunch of penises so I am kinda interested" +- RakkiiCB +% +"aura i will silflay on your ear" +- Tetaes +% +"the fight is very inclusive though and forces you to have gay handholding sex in order to resolve mechanics" +- sorae +% +"egg in pot. water in pot. water hot" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"local rabbit Snorts Crack ." +- CERiNG +% +"youre immediately assuming id be starring in famous youtuber pyrocynicals long awaited sequel: car sex 2" +- mayflower +% +"usually these are referred to as "retired white men" but ok" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +""detects jerma's face as a person" implies that jerma is NOT A PERSON" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"soos what you need to do is up your dating market value and become a sigma male" +- Tetaes +% +"child labor goes hard when stan does it" +- mayflower +% +"$13 worth of pussy" +- RakkiiCB +% +"that was supposed to be HELP" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Rachael Liozhi +127.0.0.1 +Ethnicity Level: Asian" +- ryn +% +"from (◞≼☉≽◟◞౪◟◞≼☉≽◟) we are born and to (◞≼☉≽◟◞౪◟◞≼☉≽◟) we must return" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"england blundered their queen and now they're down 8 points of material " +- sorae +% +"THE QUEEN DIED AND MADE SEGA NONBINARY" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"WHY ARE PEOPLE OLD" +- drazilspirits +% +"why are you british" +- TaroNuke +% +"> 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+- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"plight why did you quote my methsona" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"#ALLOSWEEP" +- Tetaes +% +"OH MY GOD MY METH" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"stepmania is a magical place of duct tape and dreams" +- drazilspirits +% +"law of animation thermodynamics" +- TaroNuke +% +"fart workaround is consistent but id prefer not to have to fart every time we want to listen to music" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I think farting working may have been placebo" +- TaroNuke +% +"im sure if i had less of a life i would know the rest" +- ryn +% +"Mayflower I want to study you" +- drazilspirits +% +"as someone who is mayflower i have the right to say up yours woke moralist, well see who cancels who" +- mayflower +% +"VAMPIRES ARE WEAK TO HEROIN" +- drazilspirits +% +"cheese is my favorite city in the state of watermelons" +- plight +% +"mister white it says AV yo +i cant apply anything" +- mayflower +% +"I'm going to go on a reverse mission trip and teach all the mormons the joys of sinning" +- 184413222915276800 +% +"I want to see among us" +- TaroNuke +% +"how does it feel to have only access to such primative technology as iphone" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"theres only one stop i shop at when i need a sad anime girl and you know it" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I want to use. Shovel" +- drazilspirits +% +"waffle house chess tourney, prize is hrt" +- oatmealine +% +"Stock brokers be like: "I am so excited to make some money this year" +no you aint bitch the `Recession` is coming" +- Triplejy2k +% +"mask is unironically an okay song that i would listen to" +- Tetaes +% +"nissans have an EXCELLENT safety rating" +- mayflower +% +"if you love somebody +break them out of prison +[better advice]" +- ryn +% +"mangoaftersex" +- ryn +% +"IM THINKING IN UPPERCASE TO TALK TO YOU" +- Triplejy2k +% +"you're telling me a You uploaded to this Tube??" +- TaroNuke +% +"time zones (dogatory" +- plight +% +"wtf no cock?" +- RakkiiCB +% +"i guess when a family guy video comes out i also get to watch it in random fluids" +- segaskulll. +% +"lets GENERAL PRACTICIONERPRACTICIONERPRACTICIONERPRACTICIONER" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"sorry im in a room with someone lecturing me about incubators" +- Tetaes +% +"this is my favorite mud" +- plight +% +"the wheel of power is in the hobby lobby actually" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"me when i pray to god that i turn into a giant flaming wheel" +- sorae +% +"The sand is coming 🤣" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS EMPATHY" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"pretty shot immideately followed up by The Headquarter Cube" +- oatmealine +% +"pees a check for you" +- plight +% +"THE WHEEL OF TRANSITION" +- Triplejy2k +% +"it's like a movie built for cars" +- oatmealine +% +"it's like a movie built for cars" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"a half is a half. you can't say it's only a half" +- 880724898304110682 +% +"I want to watch boss baby 2" +- TaroNuke +% +"aura: "im gonna try and move stuff around to keep down on the useless channels" +also aura: "so anyway plight wanted to be moved so i gave him an elevator"" +- Wyatt +% +"I NEED WAWA" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"yes, person of the female gender* (non-exclusive to actual persons identifying as female), it is questionable to how you were able to identify my need for a pedicure, a cosmetic treatment of the feet (especially the toes and toenails). [reiteration to a related person of the female gender* (non-exclusive to actual persons identifying as female OR actual blood/stepfamily relations) of the fact that my toes are in need of a pedicure whilst participating in playful wordplay of the biology term "mitosis"] + +* = acting as a social construct in this example" +- CERiNG +% +"discord server feng shui" +- Triplejy2k +% +"libral breaking bad be like: jesse we need to cook 90 minute binaural estrogen release beats" +- ryn +% +"ITG Level Texan! Wait, that's just Bangers Only" +- 184413222915276800 +% +"imagine if luke carder had been unable to upload inscryption. heartbreaking" +- plight +% +"Do Nut" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"ah my favorite dessert. t he don't" +- plight +% +"stop KISSING and start telling me about the OWLS" +- plight +% +"my favorite mayflower moment was when you said "it's mayflower time" and mayfed all over those guys" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"We have 2 kidneys for a reason, 1 for selling and one that we actually need" +- drazilspirits +% +"(the balder the more strict they are, top tip about germans)" +- mayflower +% +"fellas is it gay to kiss an owl" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"10 minutes of nightmares, 10 minutes of setting up questions to be answered later, and 30 minutes of walking around in a bank, overall great finale" +- plight +% +"And then it just throws a fucking "2 16oz cans of Aunt Mary's shit special sauce" out of nowhere at you" +- Puuro +% +"post-it adhesive goes great with cheeto dust <:drool:986807527163441232>" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Why does is SJERMA" +- Triplejy2k +% +"i tried writing a note to my parents while we were watching a show in a stadium and i got halfway through before seeing the coach and ended up changing it to "did you know that target is creating sus. among us lol"" +- sorae +% +"petzcop" +- sorae +% +"like do you guys not know s8%&02nbop by taylor swift from sound voltex" +- plight +% +"taro fight the denatonium benzoate devil" +- plight +% +"THE PORN IS SECURED !!" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"it tastes like very loud sellotape" +- TaroNuke +% +"deez nut devil" +- RakkiiCB +% +"i think you should be banned from using the toilet" +- 443588496116940800 +% +"fnac sounds like a french swear" +- TaroNuke +% +"had ammo and everything the game simply would not allow us to Gun that early" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"most cats are true" +- TaroNuke +% +"[unintelligible] +I LIKE COOKIES AND PONIES AND MYSPACE.COM" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"jason fuck a burger" +- sorae +% +"this hurts so much more when gumi says it" +- ryn +% +"mayflower has done something" +- oatmealine +% +"who tf let junji ito design so many dicks" +- CERiNG +% +"Watch Out for mercury in bitchtograde or whatever" +- drazilspirits +% +"i wonder what iwll happen when the chain sees him this week" +- plight +% +"accesses your modelmatrix cutely" +- Tetaes +% +"I'VE BEEN REVIVED WITH NINTENDO SWITCH CARTRIDGE BLOOD" +- TaroNuke +% +"sex or piss" +- NilAdmirari +% +"MARIO IS THE OPPOSITE OF PISSING" +- TaroNuke +% +"frick it no reakfast.Oreos" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"the mysterious quantum sex society" +- sorae +% +"is there an ACTUAL CHANCE of you becoming an Official Chuck E. Cheese Fursuiter" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"furry commissions for 5 rocks" +- CyberBlue +% +"you are but a faceless possessor of a body that is not your own. you can do anything" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"holy SHIT titties popping off" +- CyberBlue +% +"i would watch one part of a heavy rain playthrough and then hop skip over to doug walker reviewing pearl harbor or something" +- Tetaes +% +"thats a disguised bestie" +- TaroNuke +% +"yassification is so last year now it's yiikification" +- Tetaes +% +"i was using the usb steering wheel on my camera my brother was blindfolded" +- plight +% +"I AM THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" +- RakkiiCB +% +"i used to illegitimately smuggle books into preschool nap time" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"TITSHANGER" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"whenever god pees a door, satan shits a window" +- 184413222915276800 +% +"can we get a speedrun.com page going for divorce" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"This is going to my European compilation" +- Puuro +% +"this guy is like the homophobic dog but for neurodivergent kids" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"UH OH!!! You friccin moron!! You just got WATERGATED!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tag your friends to TOTALLY commit abuses of federal power!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"do NOT type in "else" into the organization xiii name generator!!! worst mistake of my life" +- oatmealine +% +"birthday gift exchange i give mang a shiny magical dice and linus from linus tech tip gives me a motherboard with "PEEPEE" etched on it" +- sorae +% +"SEMEN DEMON" +- TaroNuke +% +"the olympic torch *is* a massive blunt" +- ryn +% +"anime woman equivalent of the looney tunes tasmanian devil" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i googled "asmr funky kong divorce" because i immediately remembered it" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the mysterious benedict society if constance had a gun" +- sorae +% +"is this the uksrtverse equivalent of a fantroll" +- 97281704443539456 +% +"First we had alpha male and then beta mail and now sigmar male . what's Next doodoo male???? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 stupid liborols 🤣 🤣" +- sorae +% +"professor llaton" +- plight +% +"instead we're listening to WAP +Wacky +Airplane +Pewpew" +- RakkiiCB +% +"i mean personally i love going to spain and seeing the famous rectangular-tiered pyramids" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"I actually had a friend who worked with the CIA, he taught me how to play D&D and he had to explain to his handler what shipping wars on tumblr were due to the massive influx of pedophilia reports due to voltron's popularity" +- Triplejy2k +% +"favorite food: delivery (guy)" +- CyberBlue +% +"it's called the homosexual slant i do this a lot" +- Tetaes +% +"Dodging the Question: Childbirth in "Pokemon Violet" and Paldean Attitude Towards Sexuality" +- Tetaes +% +"that's what the point of the bathroom" +- plight +% +"uno dos tres o yaeahaea <:vineboom:871933590219419658>" +- teri +% +"THIS SONG IS A HIDDEN GEM 🔥🔥🔥 KEEP IT HIDDEN" +- mayflower +% +"my dad was asking "what is the boss baby the boss of" earlier" +- CERiNG +% +":what\_do\_british\_people\_call\_elevators:" +- CERiNG +% +"you don't deserve to be alive" +- 97281704443539456 +% +"Nihilist Frums be like: We Want To Live" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"devil down bad in georgia" +- drazilspirits +% +"denji took a shit ors omething" +- plight +% +"comfy style sheets" +- plight +% +"yeah highkey if ping pong can go professional im kind of surprised nobody's done anything interesting w/ tetherball" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"benedict sounds like he's on that ZAZA <:nezaza:1010593339650883635>" +- sorae +% +"hey aura, are you free later? 😳😳 +i have a honda civic and an AirTag hidden in Stephen King's backpack" +- ryn +% +"liberal nihilists when they make do by constructing a gender in the applebees' toilets: 🚪" +- sorae +% +"where is alexander hamilton ???????" +- CERiNG +% +"You represent important story elements through song, +I represent important story elements through song. +We are not the same" +- ryn +% +"im sorry that is just NORMAL zoo wee mama" +- Tetaes +% +"yo mama so THIN she got 0 Calorie とても小さいお母さん 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🚴 🤣 🤣 🤣" +- sorae +% +"sorry for kinassigning your handwriting diary of a wimpy kid" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"nam jun paik foot switch experiment (1963)" +- TaroNuke +% +"we should adopt anime titties as the new universal symbol of long term nuclear waste storage" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"this says so much about our mysterious benedict society" +- CERiNG +% +"awww oopsie 🥺 i dwopped my 8 kilogwams of pwutonyium-238 evwywhere 👉 👈 can yew help me pick it up with ur Bare Hannnnds pwease?????" +- CERiNG +% +"mayflower will be the martyr for sex" +- Tetaes +% +"Peeesh ... Sex.... Zoo Wee Mama .... All Connected .." +- Tetaes +% +"any denatonium benzoate enjoyers? 😋" +- TaroNuke +% +"she has a contract with the bullshit devil" +- plight +% +"so called "waffle housers" when i wham them in the crotch" +- sorae +% +"lay tomato on a plate . take a +sharpknife. give this a try , you, +will be telling all your friends +about it." +- plight +% +"did you know that python has a library to do your mother with just one line of code" +- Tetaes +% +"the first uranium caught fish" +- oatmealine +% +"jill i'm just staring at gentrified hieroglyphics here" +- CERiNG +% +"you deserve it the funniest sex of quote 1984" +- plight +% +"the downside is its "gandalf big naturals"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"what's ham ham ham ham ham" +- TaroNuke +% +"i think swimming with shoes on would be cool but only if it was a sex thing" +- ryn +% +"i only fuck drippy girls" +- ryn +% +"bridget pussy attack" +- RakkiiCB +% +"its like happy easter xbox, but i replaced 'xbox' with 'lesbian' and also i replaced 'happy easter' with 'goodnight'" +- 194939047938883584 +% +"_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ sex >>> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ sex" +- azurehaiku +% +"L + Ratio + No right to fair trial + Defendantcels be seething over Prosecutorchads" +- ryn +% +"in math: my solution president: bill clinton:piece of cheese" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Don't ping <@&1052820624906661888> at 3am..." +- Puuro +% +".remove quote 2003" +- ryn +% +"<@&1052820624906661888> quitting thread waffle house, giving away 50 million gil :> visit the giveaway link here https://tenor.com/view/saijou-claudine-revue-starlight-tip-hat-gif-24748945" +- sorae +% +"christianity github" +- drazilspirits +% +"she skim on my surface till i" +- sorae +% +"i am average american mang i enjoy +bad game genshin impact" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"I'm just happy the videogames destroyed someone" +- TaroNuke +% +"git blame is revolutionary design and should be applied everywhere" +- drazilspirits +% +""rhythm gamers fall asleep listening to speedcore" sounds like some viral twitter post not a TRUE FACT" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"**NotITG Fact:** The "**Boss Baby**" from "**The Boss Baby**" later on graduates medical school and became **Dr. Giger**" +- Tetaes +% +"gen z humor" +- RakkiiCB +% +"its the sound of me implementing the mod's" +- TaroNuke +% +"I would have gotten away with it too if it hadnt been for that goddamn society altering plague" +- TaroNuke +% +"please maam may i have permission to shit" +- ryn +% +"rakkii did you know you are not allowed to eat entire servers in one sitting" +- CyberBlue +% +"I clicked on it and it rearranged the ui's internal organs for a bit" +- TaroNuke +% +"fucked up how we made heaven real ourselves now whatever god has cooked up is gonna be hella underwhelming" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Ladies stop giving your homies DOWNGRADES, become WYRM today‼️" +- Triplejy2k +% +"i literally asked you for your opinion on sartre one time and your response was "deez nuts"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"broke: would you kill baby hitler + +bespoke: would you abort the boss baby" +- ryn +% +"COGNITOHAZARD BOSS BABY" +- NilAdmirari +% +"damn the hitbox on boss baby is fucked" +- sorae +% +"cw: Kantian Ethics ||anyone who chooses a movie released after 2001 is directly responsible for 9/11||" +- ryn +% +"so like if someone went to the movie and it made them and their date feel like having SEX because of how GOOD avatar's COMPUTER GRAPHICS is and they have a CHILDREN because of AVATAR SEX and now that AVATAR SEX CHILD is now an cancer researcher the population will drastically change" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"mirin is interpreting the deletion of avatar from existence as an ANTI ABORTION ARGUMENT" +- sorae +% +"gacha was invented by FRENCH PEOPLE TRYING TO CREATE PERPETUAL MOTION????" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"if you gain enough sleep velocity, you can wrap around from being within the in-bounds range of 0-1 to within the in-bounds range of 65,535-65,536 in a single quarter step" +- ryn +% +"its fine you never have to understand the conversation you can always just say something like `Carl Jung invented abortions to fund his skeleton army` and no one will be able to say that you're out of line" +- ryn +% +"if your gender is what's in your pants... then my gender is Shit" +- sorae +% +"child = nft" +- TaroNuke +% +"<:blank:231202679379066880> 💭 I WANT TO LIVE +<:itgup:231195909965348865>" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"me making a dummy concept of nostalgia critic-ified aura" +- CERiNG +% +"RAP BATTLE + +Nostalgia Critic +vs. +Aura Irving + +BEGIN" +- ryn +% +"write haskell programs that deal with RANDOM ARBITRARY INPUT RSS formatted HOWEVER PEOPLE FEEL LIKE IT in haskell" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"cant have shit in this house utah keep stealing my stuff" +- Triplejy2k +% +"maybe the 7thsense was sex after all" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"saturdays reclaimed by gay people 2k22" +- CERiNG +% +"i just love myc so much he is checking all my boxes" +- Tetaes +% +"it's called daniel state because when i was awake for more than 26hrs once i said "×Daniel State×"" +- oatmealine +% +"ITS CALLED DOING IT FOR THE VINE??????????" +- mayflower +% +"YOU HID LITERAL MALWARE IN THE CODE THAT LOCKED THE GAMESTATE" +- drazilspirits +% +"so many goddamn homosexuals on this road trip call it your van a fruit cart" +- Triplejy2k +% +"i love yaoi new year. thanks for making this yaoi new year great everybody" +- CERiNG +% +"cering just said 'elite vore' out loud" +- Tetaes +% +"liberal epic rap battles of history be like +epic rap battles of THEMSTORY: YAOIMAS VS NEW YURI" +- CERiNG +% +"did we have any diseases we are exploring today" +- TaroNuke +% +"revstar is the new he/him in 2023" +- plight +% +"adds a stack of cum sock . max 4 stacks. refuses to elaborate what cum sock is" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"the only even numbers greater than 3 is 4" +- 178938689072791552 +% +"SUPRISE! FOODBORNE ILLNESS" +- drazilspirits +% +"not only is he italian, hes also ohio???" +- ryn +% +"lay wii on a plate . take a +battery. give this a try , you, +will be telling all your friends +about it." +- plight +% +"u can pay 3 living sacrifices to use this image in your youtube video" +- Tetaes +% +"pros to turning off refrigerator: +-new cheese every morning +-get to pull on the rotten smell gacha +-more energy => less coal burned => more coal to eat +cons to turning off refrigerator: +-not taking advantage of your time to turn your milk into cheese (profit +-breakfast smells the same every time +-glopal worming" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i just see two balls on my internet" +- 452160060810985472 +% +"this shit would turn a victorian orphanage into a crater draz" +- CERiNG +% +"your paypal just bought 28 eggs on ebay" +- 278164006987104256 +% +"that machine do sex" +- Triplejy2k +% +"is boombayah bazinga for korean people?" +- 210385938918932480 +% +"god was smoking pot when he made you mayflower i swear to god" +- azurehaiku +% +"just a top tip +do not try and make a butter room on the second museum floor +your game will crash when entering" +- mayflower +% +"<@&1052820624906661888> has been voted out. they were an imposter" +- 880724898304110682 +% +"im going to kill mirin" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"you tricked me into watching homosexual girl combat" +- sorae +% +"im sry cering is busy hitting the griddy" +- Tetaes +% +"legalize nuclear kinder eggs" +- Triplejy2k +% +"and whenever I type I make one wrong jitter and I start typing out war and peace in a previously unknown conlang" +- RakkiiCB +% +"who wants to play 2048: indistinguishable old white man edition" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"all aboard the starvale vehicle where there are three driver's seats with one wheel and 198273 rear seats with children singing along to random musicals" +- RakkiiCB +% +"...i briefly forgot hersheys chocolate world was a real place" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"god i feel like you flowers for algernon'ed your tastebuds cer" +- Triplejy2k +% +"yous 6 minute ;go inthe machine minecfrat" +- plight +% +"point and LAUGH at the PERSON who does NOT know how to hit the GRIDDY" +- Tetaes +% +"they are they all kangaroo deers" +- TaroNuke +% +"🦶 💬" +- TaroNuke +% +"yarn lord (not its actual name)" +- TaroNuke +% +"Jesus tasted delicous" +- PokéFrenzy +% +""it's really funny" he said, "it's like already wide but this one is stretched out even more", he continued." +- Tetaes +% +"have you ever heard of the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random" +- plight +% +"i think theyre looking at jerma bacterias" +- plight +% +"metal detect my ass" +- 452160060810985472 +% +"IDK" +- CERiNG +% +"David Bowtie" +- Puuro +% +"go go gadget flowchart extender" +- plight +% +"how would you like it if i drove up to your house and fucked your mom through the wall huh" +- sorae +% +"asscanons should've stayed in the author's ass" +- Puuro +% +"jesus may have been able to walk on water but i got pycord for python 3.11 to build on nixos" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"find out what diethyloxide tastes like" +- Triplejy2k +% +"you COULD be spending your time making modfiles. BUT what if you solved the collatz conjecture instead. Pretty fun" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"she's warming up to him 😂" +- Tetaes +% +"actually geeyuugee, its fingoiifrstock now" +- CERiNG +% +"aura did you know that nostalgic is short for nostalgia critic? i remembered that. so you dont have to" +- CERiNG +% +"all dogs go to heaven (lizard greets man like a dog)" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"carcinoembryonic antigens rise up ✊" +- Tetaes +% +"😁 MY BAD +```ansi +HALLUCINOGENS + +```" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"the eiffel tower has a penis" +- sorae +% +"wait so is there air conditioning before christ" +- sorae +% +"cease with the foot shots immediately" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGES AT THEIR CHEST AND THOUGHT IT WAS BOOBS SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR SHIRT AND THIS TINY AIRPLANES JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CHEST WAS JUST A MINIATURE 𝖤𝗎𝗋𝗈𝖠𝗂𝗋𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍 𝖡𝖺𝗌𝖾𝗅-𝖬𝗎𝗅𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝖥𝗋𝖾𝗂𝖻𝗎𝗋𝗀 WHAT WOULD YOU DO" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"↓↓↓ draw your oc in these clothes! 😍 😍 ↓↓↓ + +𝖤𝗎𝗋𝗈𝖠𝗂𝗋𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍 𝖡𝖺𝗌𝖾𝗅-𝖬𝗎𝗅𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝖥𝗋𝖾𝗂𝖻𝗎𝗋𝗀" +- Tetaes +% +"<@205443246011187204> it's not a US state but it is a gerrymandered district" +- sorae +% +"2/10 not enough dishsoap" +- CERiNG +% +"goodbye bomb shelter pod sex dog food babies" +- plight +% +"First good thing: Dog killed with shotgun" +- plight +% +"i LOVE technology" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"horny pie" +- sorae +% +"OH MY GOD IT ATE THAT MANS MEAT" +- Triplejy2k +% +"killing everybody, everywhere, all at once" +- azurehaiku +% +"I'm GAY. Straight. Up." +- GelloMello +% +"friend pointed out that jack horner's reliance on all these fairy-tale objects is like. hes basically disney" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"THEY ARE FINGERING THE ASTRUSSY" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"sometimes i forget arizona is real" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +""it's a gambling game but it's not a bad gambling game trust me it's good"" +- oatmealine +% +"Don't worry! Things come first then someone ranting about political mushrooms and trans lizard people in a game where one of the solutions is to disable part of the UI" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"Killed by the silly band serial killer" +- Triplejy2k +% +"99 footabll players could never carry the workload of just 1 itg player. can i get an awomen for the troops" +- plight +% +"its called bisexual because i want to have sex with Bi MXM 18" +- ryn +% +"Its the warcrimes sponge" +- drazilspirits +% +"thanks for removing my 𝓟𝓤𝓢𝓢𝓨 i will never forgive you for this crime" +- sorae +% +"... is among us the sequel to vore" +- azurehaiku +% +"a group of mayflowers is called a security vulnerability" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"BRAVO +U +C +H +I +K +O +S +H +I" +- plight +% +"i hafe knives in my back from lack of itg cabinet problems clown but ltek is the wife that puts a barrier around me" +- teri +% +"plight why are you the funniest fucking person ive ever met" +- mrcool909090 +% +"his name is big balls look him up on google" +- plight +% +"my favorite surname is mark severance from severance, it really encapsulates how he had undergone severance and is part of the show severance" +- Tetaes +% +"but uhh holy shit this kinda brings up the point of like, idk the sherlock of theseus" +- CERiNG +% +"yeah she died but she lived instead" +- plight +% +"the title of anime girl is earned through a zero-sum game of gladiatorial combat" +- Tetaes +% +"more people fingered the asteussy" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i'm going to ussy your house down if you don't shut up" +- azurehaiku +% +"GO GO GADGET FLOWCHART EXTENDER" +- plight +% +""This is why Thomas Edison is considered to be the first Ravenclaw."" +- CERiNG +% +"ah, the classic, Devil Boner" +- Tetaes +% +"Can we talk about lizards im learning too much about nostalgia critic" +- drazilspirits +% +"im sorry but minions rise of gru changed my entire worldview" +- Tetaes +% +"scary child neutralized" +- plight +% +"Literally every character when they lose 2 points (non-lethal): You two are the most disgusting people in the world. I'll never trust you again, and I'll have my revenge. Just you wait" +- plight +% +"binding to C and then jacking with index finger should be pretty easy" +- ryn +% +"I 🕳️ +HOLE" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"There are two guards and two doors. One door leads to freedom, and the other to death. One guard always lies, the other has been hacked by skrillex" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"skrillex sysadmin coming" +- HeySora +% +"i cant wait to watch jerma transforming into a fly" +- CERiNG +% +"kafka monke" +- CERiNG +% +"im sorry german people are translucent to me i cant see them that well" +- Tetaes +% +"your 😎 **rizz** is negative. performing this action may cause **death**. proceed?" +- TaroNuke +% +"eric strikes me as halfway between facebook and reddit" +- plight +% +"it was [lie] and [don't lie]" +- plight +% +"in case you wanted to use america online 6.0 🤩 with 1000 free trial hours" +- CERiNG +% +"AURA do you really think i would do something illegal im a good christian boy" +- CERiNG +% +"what the fuck is french among us" +- drazilspirits +% +"like if im not trying to create a notable bulge in my stomach why am i bothering with pizza" +- ryn +% +"YEAH LAST TIME I CHECKED TOWNS DON'T HAVE BOOBS" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"Anyway follow me for more takes on water" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"aura please leave the beach that makes you old, its making you old" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Is Aura the Proper Age now" +- Triplejy2k +% +"I JUST HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC BITCH FACE" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"that is way too much ztd than is medically advised" +- Tetaes +% +"this toilet is for people who stand with their legs together, toilets, and people who stand with their legs apart" +- plight +% +"thanks Crystal Quartz Ball Sphere Orb? and illinois isn't real" +- plight +% +"i will cause problems if it is convenient to do so" +- ryn +% +"re:thread +I call this piece The Gay Shadows" +- Tetaes +% +"my favorite literary device sorae vs up arrow" +- Tetaes +% +"our lyft was just bubsy 3d james turrell honestly" +- CERiNG +% +"oh no i missed out on the in the groove dark ride" +- plight +% +"Side effect of burnout is insanity and making anime figurines kiss... no, that's a side effect of being a fucking genius" +- 184413222915276800 +% +"you cut it, like drugs?" +- 443588496116940800 +% +"it is one of the the hardest things to say "ok i need to go to sleep now" in the middle of your friend group discussing what to do with the prisoners" +- plight +% +"dude i <:d_:1063530306205909104>" +- ryn +% +"guys i am sega playstation 🌔🌔🌔" +- ryn +% +"if you're cold, she's cold. put her in the fireplace" +- plight +% +"gnight everyone!! if you ever want something to help you fall asleep imagine giger in a snazzy business suit +it wont help you at all but giger will be looking mighty sharp thanks to yoi" +- Mayflower +% +"is the skin on your legs technically pants" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i got your back😤😤😤💯i grabbed it and am running away with it" +- plight +% +""one that doesn't render" is not a valid answer because then chinese is an advanced form of zalgo" +- oatmealine +% +"my eyes were on maternal leave until right about now" +- Tetaes +% +"im a deep fried alligator" +- sorae +% +"DATEM you have 6 minutes inside burger" +- plight +% +"kid named reenactment of the battle of stalingrad" +- Tetaes +% +"Bitches +0 +Bitches +0 +Bitches +0 +Bitches +0" +- Tetaes +% +"yanking scolds headphones off to teach her what a "quote" is" +- plight +% +"yanking scolds headphones off to teach her what a "quote" is" +- plight +% +"mirin reignites the fear of death in everyone as a little joke, a little jaunt, a little troll" +- Tetaes +% +"being a human means that you have to deal with the thought that you could be turned on" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"so like :3" +- ryn +% +"The queens form is immutable" +- Triplejy2k +% +"i think knife party is a little too modern" +- CERiNG +% +"this is googleable however mirin is high" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"Really, Sora?" +- SCOLD +% +"" +- SCOLD +% +"i think theres a certain degree of metaphorical homoeroticism in the entire notion of spiritual temptation" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"can we make a bible out of eeaao" +- RakkiiCB +% +"I've been laughing since the Jesus kinny thing now Draz being Joker(2019)" +- NilAdmirari +% +"<:enotian:1087968996025974864> <:scoldhigh:895939222467383296> +𝐏 𝐋 𝐔 𝐆" +- CERiNG +% +"THE LOGO THE SHEEB AND THE SCOLDLY SPIRIT" +- Triplejy2k +% +"" +- SCOLD +% +"stop fixating on holes the fog is coming" +- azurehaiku +% +"guildenstern italian confirmed ✅" +- Tetaes +% +"Hallmark gay vibe is having antlers" +- NilAdmirari +% +"You shit in my box and now I give you a new character congrats on the anal birth" +- NilAdmirari +% +"oh hell nah they got the eega door" +- CERiNG +% +"man door hand hook car door? no. fof in oven, stove 🤩" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"😏 Phone no pho=> 𝖨𝗇 𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍? 𝖧𝖺𝗁𝖺, 𝗡𝗼t a car door <:dognose:968621270608519278> Grrrr... +Tractor fof :🫤 Stoves is g𝗼𝗻𝗲. . 。OMG hi stoves!!!" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"iwake up everyday with a veer session followed by no breakfast and a cold brew with the stock image milk splash like its seeping into it. my mind is clear and sane. this video is sponsored by better help" +- teri +% +"im significantly more terrified of shockingcougar2151 than shinji cracksniffer" +- Tetaes +% +"HEADLINE SCRINGE +WORLD IS A CUBA!?? +19818 point COPS QUITDED +FREe money reserve!!" +- CyberBlue +% +"pk is not scold" +- Murrit +% +"What is a man but a miserable pile of shrimp colors." +- Void/Calder +% +"as a myer-briggs INTJ enneagram personality type 9 diplomacy with redditors is simply too much for me" +- Tetaes +% +"i had to look it up and he didn't say among us i was just hearing what i wanted to hear" +- plight +% +"by all accounts ferrets appear to exist in a constant state of "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the pope is coming" +- plight +% +"abyss of fremulon by camellia" +- CERiNG +% +"MAGICAL SLAVE ROBOT" +- TaroNuke +% +"you go ccccc and gay keymash and it makes your accounts more secure" +- <@199485066684923904> +% +"i want to generate joe biden / obama TTS with yubikey mashing" +- HeySora +% +"FUCK OFF" +- HeySora +% +"<:blank:231202679379066880>**RINITMI MUGMUINST** + +<:blank:231202679379066880><:blank:231202679379066880> <:blank:231202679379066880><:blank:231202679379066880><:dunno:558520859938258944> + + ARITHORITMURIMUNISM +<:blank:231202679379066880><:blank:231202679379066880>CMUPITMULISM +<:blank:231202679379066880>CLIMMUTMI CHMUNGMI +GRIMURDIMUN RMIBMILLION" +- CERiNG +% +"astrologists wont even tell me which revue starlight character i am" +- ryn +% +"the first half of this is some shitty ero-game premise and then it just hard pivots into hallmark christmas movie" +- ryn +% +"the jewish-japanese sex and cookbook and how to raise wolves" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"shen yun apartment complex tour" +- plight +% +"ok so actually fuck potato recovery" +- sorae +% +"mana enchanter is in the bone zone at gayville" +- sorae +% +"the train is back up :) but watch out" +- teri +% +"im gonna get a boyfriend then im going to put them next to my nuclear reactor without radiation protection" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"because gayville has no villagers" +- drazilspirits +% +"PENIS PLUSHIE" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"50 dollars is kind of a lot for penis" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"now i have two boobs" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Im gonna kidnap so many people" +- shockingcougar2151 +% +"Jobless Orphan moment" +- sorae +% +"DONT SHITTALK THE PENIS he's special and wonderful in his own way" +- Tetaes +% +"sans badplace" +- plight +% +"i just wanna remove the floating boobs above my head 😭" +- Mayflower +% +"i need COCK scold." +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i need COCK scold." +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i need COCK scold." +- mangoafterdawn +% +""vriska" from "vriska" says + +IT'S NOT CUUL TO JUUL IN SCHUUL" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"the minecraft girlfriends are attacking" +- plight +% +"edm crowd when the green notes turn a different color:" +- plight +% +"MORDY, I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BISHOPS BIRD STUMP" +- drazilspirits +% +"youre about to get a disease last seen in 1342" +- Mayflower +% +"oh my god is it that fucking boom boom song in the gay rat porn video" +- sorae +% +"Direct to dvd cell culturing" +- Triplejy2k +% +"Now equipped with Neazra Fast Play" +- Triplejy2k +% +"my stem cells would differentiate into teletubby TV belly material" +- Triplejy2k +% +"ok nvm ky is just an outlier and should not have been counted" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"also FUCK UNITY it literally turned JAPANESE while i was working on this" +- HeySora +% +"The waffle house gang is trapped in one of puuro's 7 resin printer setups. +And YOU gotta help us. +If you need instructions on how to operate the printers. Refer to the enclosed instruction book. +*awkward pause with music*" +- Triplejy2k +% +"thats because my gender is fortnite" +- Mayflower +% +"oh you must be thinking of the romantic b-plot of hyper fangirl & devil boner" +- <@162205746950438912> +% +"Yodie **Family** 👪 This Cigarette 🚬 Is Smoking +1. 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 ✅ +2. 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 ✅ +3. 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 ✅ +4. 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 ✅ +5. 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 ✅ +𝖡𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖡𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝖨𝗍 . +**𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗛**" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"oooo you are close to ohio" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"today was kinda suck i dreamt that jerma killed my family so that was" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"The U.S. CNC machines market size was valued at $2,314.11 million in 2015, and is projected to reach $4,009.59 million by 2030" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"its eyebrows fried off :D" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"like the existance of a mcdonalds demon core happy meal toy" +- oatmealine +% +"the pacing got me like "man episode 83 was great" "bro this is ep 6"" +- TaroNuke +% +"charles esophagus cheese after 1 mdma wario" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"OH THAT SAYS UNDERWATER NOT UNDERWEAR" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"this guy looks like he runs a severance" +- plight +% +"the tension the heat the fire holy shit who set fire to the building" +- Tetaes +% +""the world would be so much better" draz says, pointing at an illustration of hell" +- oatmealine +% +"im about to drop flames. get ready to put them out" +- CERiNG +% +"Dear Drazil, + +Why are you gay ?" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i think if you got everyone here in vc and had us try to sort a dataset simultaneously we would manage to be slower than bogosort" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"potha nhese wuts" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"who can resist the they/them testussy" +- RakkiiCB +% +"why is there amongus kissing in the search results" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"OK maybe i shouldn't have googled vore" +- <@97281704443539456> +% +"OPAGANGAMSTYLE" +- TaroNuke +% +"there's a difference between wanting to kin and wanting to be in" +- <@210385938918932480> +% +"Tac is a Toyota Penis" +- UB3R-B0T +% +"<@178938689072791552> I fell in your cow box how do I get out" +- RakkiiCB +% +"cooking mama crypto miner ps4 version physical release" +- TaroNuke +% +"oh my god help so i might end up accidentally eating hand sanitizer" +- sorae +% +"I WANT TO ATTACH THE COW WAR SONG WHY WONT YOU LET ME" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"The Great Cow War of 2045 + +I remember my dad told me cows were at one time docile creatures, living happily among humans. They were milked, given love, then eventually killed (Happily, though!). Then, were eaten as steak. Everything was happy. In 1899, cows were killed more frequently, causing them to dislike human demand for steak and beef. In 1999 were then put into small, less free range farms than previously, and cows went mad! They began escaping farms, creating Cownia, a small organization in Canada. The cows began constructing wooden nukes that ran off hay, and tanks that shot out hamburger bombs. 2045 was they year that those cows struck America, more specifically, Seattle, my home. I was only 7 years old, and the cows were absolutely terrifying. There tank – barns were firing at everything visible. Hay bombs dropped from flying chickens! The town was ruined, and everything would only get worse. 2048, America, Canada, Mexico, and Russia were taken over under cow rule. The cows spread and spread until the cows were overlords of the world. At first, it wasn't so bad under cow rule, but then we not only had to make barns, but entire cites! Then, our cities were destroyed until we had no place to live, but in cow concentration camps. They smelled like hay, cow pies, and cud. We slept in the dirt whist the cows lived in amazing paradise cities. Eventually, humans were never seen again, except those lucky few who found refuge in caves and forest. But the cows are still looking for us, and they will not stop!" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"berylliosis 😍" +- CERiNG +% +"they're sightreading underwear and thinks it's for their horns" +- Tetaes +% +"god has NOTHING on me after i passed the forklift exam" +- Mayflower +% +"and then some random youtuber would be like "hey have you played undertale" and i will be like cant talk right now im busy sacrificing 40000 people for tac's 8th midday snack" +- CERiNG +% +"This person has not been murdered yet so they don't get an opinion" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"youre the sigmund freud of morality not the icon" +- Mayflower +% +"lets go, you unlock the next weather in the unlock chain" +- ryn +% +"he just did the top surgery wii sports 2027 minigame" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i am a jokester... a little trickster...." +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"if the cia gave me free lsd i would simply resell it" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"like 2/3 of it is the penis youre telling me fully grown the penis is 8 feet long" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"NO penises!!!! fuck you penises!!!! fuck off!! fuck off !!! anti penis alarm!!! no penis!!!! no marcianito!!!! fuck off!! fuck you!!!! get out of here!!!! anti marcianito!!!!!!! no! no! no! fuck you!" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"but draz, █▓████ **𝗚𝗼𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝗸𝗲 . .::** ▓▓▓██▓█##Find%20Your%20Penis%20Today.html" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Kez my form of appreciation is unfathomable to a being such as yourself, however I respect boundaries, but not those of god" +- Triplejy2k +% +"<:blank:231202679379066880>☁️ ☁️ ☁️ +☁️ pen ☁️ +☁️ is ☁️ +<:blank:231202679379066880>☁️ ☁️ ☁️ +💭" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"bible x sherlock 😍" +- CERiNG +% +"my sheets are all bloody now look what you fucking did" +- plight +% +"yea but then i have to search through 5 pages of freddy fazbear" +- ryn +% +"Attention, all Fortnite gamers! Aster is in HUGE trouble in the streets of Enotis and is being chased down by the nursery wardens. However, YOU can save them! To save them, all we'll need is your credit card number, the three digits on the pack, and the expiration date. But you better be quick, otherwise Aster will be sent back to the nursery and won't get that epic #1 victory royale dub W rizz!" +- sorae +% +"At this is quote 2003" +- SCOLD +% +"what if UKSRTX on TV? giger get iphone" +- sorae +% +"↺ h" +- CERiNG +% +"Sega playstation 🌔🌔🌔" +- SCOLD +% +"𝐏 𝐋 𝐔 𝐆" +- SCOLD +% +"𝐏 𝐋 ↺ 𝐆" +- sorae +% +"Do you gay has anxiety" +- SCOLD +% +"𝐏 𝐋 **↺** 𝐆" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Standoff in the bottom text" +- CERiNG +% +"WHO UP PLAYING WITH THEIR WYRM ⁉️" +- sorae +% +"That such primative technology as considering the existance of words in fortnite gamers we meant to see" +- SCOLD +% +"Symptons of BATHTUB: +- 🛁 +- 🛁 +- 🛁 +- 🛁 +- 🛀 +- 🛁 +- 🛁 +LOOK OUT for these..... ore else bathtub" +- oatmealine +% +"me finding a creative way around continuing to ingest rat poison" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"are you from 10 ass c because youre the only amongus ass c" +- CERiNG +% +"big if hugaria" +- sorae +% +"they weren't lying that matthew was good" +- plight +% +"then why ❓ am i 🐱 pumpin' jumpin' 🤨 🤨 🕴️🤨 🤨" +- Tetaes +% +"<:drazil:878481315027103744> + + + + + + + + + +🏜️ 🏌️" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"this is for sure a vibe check that goes into my 'aura is my fbi agent' folder" +- cering +% +"stayed up too late today so i will also have to endure cactus tf" +- Tetaes +% +"you have 30 minutes before i inject the ass poison" +- plight +% +"defeat them in ratiatorial combat" +- plight +% +"this guy look like he ates the cheese" +- cering +% +"YES! I get to LIE!" +- <@278164006987104256> +% +"guys!! guys!!!! corn +cob +🌽" +- Mayflower +% +"teej help [11] post音頭coin" +- plight +% +"באמת!" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"youre telling me im an italian with a british sona :[" +- CERiNG +% +"mirin works with children and hasnt been fired for like, idk, yeeting one yet" +- CERiNG +% +"eating people isn't evil" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"okay we have to ask the opinion of "is family guy inherently evil"" +- CERiNG +% +"As we delve into the world of Family Guy, we are confronted with characters who often act in ways that seem less than admirable. Yet, upon closer examination, we find that their actions are not driven by malice, but rather by other motivations that are perfectly reasonable within the context of the show. + +In one particular episode, we see Peter, the protagonist of the show, lose his job at the brewery after attempting to chug an industrial tank of beer and failing. This leads to his wife, Lois, having to get a job, and Peter taking on the role of stay-at-home parent. + +While out at the park with his baby son, Stewie, Peter is tempted to visit the nearby drunken clam, despite his responsibilities as a parent. The temptation becomes too great when he hears of a group of clowns entering the bar, and he ultimately succumbs to the urge to go check it out. + +Despite his flawed behavior, we see Peter as a relatable and emotional character. We witness his struggles as a parent, his fears, and his inner demons. Through his actions, we are reminded that we are all flawed beings, struggling to navigate the complexities of life. + +Family Guy serves as a poignant reminder of the human condition, and how we all struggle with the demons within us. It shows us that even the most flawed among us can still be relatable, and that our imperfections do not define us as individuals." +- Mayflower +% +"the missile knows where it is because it farts" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"who wants to be part of 🆗 ultra" +- CERiNG +% +"Did you know that world-renowned writer Aura Irving was once hit by a Chevorlet? Just something to consider." +- sorae +% +"the vibe is always so correct in my dreams except for when jerma killed my family but thats a statistical outlier and should not be counted" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"mang will play BIG BASS WHEEL" +- plight +% +"bill highpher" +- CERiNG +% +"LOL" +- sorae +% +"linussextips haunting your house" +- Triplejy2k +% +"sdvx contest songs keep increasing the bpm so they can have 20% more episode per episode" +- TaroNuke +% +"let's bee the change bee want to bee in the world" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"even if they succeed again aren't they gonna be thrown to the penis flattener and butthole spiders" +- Tetaes +% +"I AM GOING TO AFFECTIONATELY SHOVE YOU UNDER A TRAIN" +- Tetaes +% +"she got sued for selling pseudoscience pussy healing gemstones" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"he was cursed after he keeps showing his w tiktok rizz literally 24/7 to this godness that was another god's waifu" +- Tetaes +% +"large baby the size of a small baby" +- CERiNG +% +"are we sure this wasnt some kind of birthday laundering scheme" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"they put neazra in the mill that makes you gold" +- CERiNG +% +"ah shit. aura LOOK there's a unique fourth wall break right behind you" +- Tetaes +% +"fourth wall break cooked to congratulations" +- sorae +% +"hello i want COCK" +- sorae +% +""people in fortnite are realizing"" +- plight +% +"Udp tcp : send packet of anime woman jumpscare" +- SCOLD +% +"GO AWAY KARL MARX" +- azurehaiku +% +"trust slop.org links" +- TaroNuke +% +"vodka whiskey lime juice and a little hearty dollop of Neutrogena® bath gel" +- Tetaes +% +"they should make a discord game called "ranked chess while waiting for food in a booth at Applebees" +- plight +% +"valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism" +- sorae +% +"Hi threadsties just got woke up by grogus" +- Arcjec +% +"its ok you can give your catboy your weezer pills nothing bad will happen" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"# SEXY REAL NOW! FIND ON GOOGLE" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"better call saul /misinfo" +- mangoafterdawn +% +""phillip has inhabited the pc once more" +i can get behind that" +- Mayflower +% +"it has a case of the boo hoo" +- sorae +% +"Bitches +0 bitches +0 bitches +0 bitches +0 bitches +0 bitches +0 bitches +0 bitches +0 bitches" +- SCOLD +% +"penis and ALSO dick and balls /this post has been fact checked by true american patriots" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"is it okay if we dont shove coinz up my arse tonight" +- ryn +% +"tac, 2 minutes after having beared children, with a suspiciously child sized lump" +- ryn +% +"sex is optional" +- Mayflower +% +"everything is made of chemicals, slls, slllls, and when those chemicals get together, they get together 💥" +- ryn +% +"24hr no chemicals challenge!!!" +- Mayflower +% +"me holding up picture of anime girl eating burger: "this is forged in suffering"" +- drazilspirits +% +"i know this because i found the meaning of guitar hero while faded in a dave and busters" +- CERiNG +% +"all the classical paintings of philosophers are like +✨🔮🫒🧐💁🧙‍♂️⚗️🔭🏺⚖️🧮 +when literally all they ever did was yell at each other and get into discord arguments" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"today i took a huge shit" +- plight +% +"↖️ This person now suffers from severe being normal" +- CERiNG +% +"I Am Wrong. :)" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Chungus amongus ass is a discussion were overlords of giger would you for nostalgia critic vs up" +- SCOLD +% +"the government should let me drive the tanks" +- ryn +% +"things said during my last physics class: "a nuclear reactor could never become a bomb"" +- drazilspirits +% +"if you can tell my gHetto voice from my ReeR voice, Blowjob" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"the universe is infinity and nothing matters!!! 🤩anyway Where is the penis that will progress my character development" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"PENIS PENIS PENIS IN MY 「男性生殖器」的同義字" +- RakkiiCB +% +"the moon is crashing into da eathtjh" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"LMFo" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"is it okay if we don't shove coinz up my ass tonight" +- sorae +% +"GO GO GADGET NUCLEAR WARHEAD" +- CERiNG +% +"computer is showing us the fortnite milf" +- plight +% +"im gonna crawl up ur butt like a tapeworm and disassemble your mitochondrea" +- ryn +% +"HER NAME IS FORTNITE MILFS" +- plight +% +"Bumbo, Mr. Secret, Sora from Kingdom, and Lil Dookie" +- plight +% +"your honor. i need to go in mr. minecraft's head" +- plight +% +"MY MOTIVES MY MOTIVES INVOLUNTARILY COMPLEX" +- plight +% +"fortnite milfs never truly die" +- plight +% +"i dream of a future where car tf isn't region locked" +- Tetaes +% +"they DID definitely nerf her legs though LOLL" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"i think the clearly incorrect thing here is that she isn't possessed by a space jellyfish" +- sorae +% +"ok but murdering an entire planet is kind of hot though" +- ryn +% +"this image smells like mountain dew" +- plight +% +"except when jerma killed my family. i will keep mentioning this" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"cover yourself in refrigerator" +- plight +% +"honestly whats the opposite of a heart that you could put in your eyes? glass shards?" +- TaroNuke +% +"EVERYOEN LOOKS LIKE THEY LOST POLYGONS IN THE WAR" +- drazilspirits +% +"why is the ambience just 50 trees falling over on loop" +- oatmealine +% +"nice try. OUOA" +- oatmealine +% +"fast and furious appeals to 2 people that can pay 10000$. hot wheels appeals to 20000 people that can pay 10$" +- oatmealine +% +"launders your money cutely" +- Tetaes +% +"it is your mom day every day" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"boob chronology" +- Tetaes +% +"oh my god this reminds me of the traditional thai furry sun vore" +- Tetaes +% +"who wanna get paid to get SHAME 😍" +- sorae +% +"Need to let my inner child fuck it we ball more" +- shockingcougar2151 +% +"California girls were unrestrainable" +- teri +% +"the designs are SO good but then they 💩 ✍️ 💩 💩" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i hope they get together too + +preferably inside a pressure cooker" +- TaroNuke +% +"ok so instead of being used 1 time or 0 times, it defied all expectations and was actually used a negative amount of times, making the last two episodes useless" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"now that's an episode title! Ladies and gentlement, we got an incoming (\*is executed on the spot\*)" +- TaroNuke +% +"i weeble wobble with the help of grammarly" +- plight +% +"NCE ENCE ENCE dens putted upperbelt putted upperbelt ?" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"EEEYIKES!! how are we going to get a "Good" "Place" if these scary Mike Severance get in the way!?" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i've never played terraria before my little brother was playing we had a usb steering wheel plugged in and everyone was blindfolded" +- plight +% +"# amougus??? 👀" +- Yasmyn64 +% +"the adventures of nuclear girlcreatures" +- plight +% +"gn mrcock i mean mrcock i mean mrcock i mean" +- oatmealine +% +"Transmasc top surgery but instead of just removing the tiddy you get them replaced with snowglobes" +- NilAdmirari +% +"do you think oskari gets bitches" +- Tetaes +% +"it's okay monarchs can be sexual deviants without consequence" +- Tetaes +% +"i think oskari gets bitches" +- TaroNuke +% +"the father the son and the holy spirit is my favorite 3-course meal" +- Tetaes +% +"im going to Fucking Explode Everyone" +- drazilspirits +% +"WHY IS YOSHI CHRISTIAN" +- NilAdmirari +% +"HOLY SHIT THE FORTNITE MILFS" +- drazilspirits +% +"# BIG FORTNITE MILFS IN YOUR AREA" +- SCOLD +% +"Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. None may atone for my actions but me and only in me shall their stain live on. I am thankful to have been caught, my fall cut short by those with wizened hands. All I can be is sorry, and that is all I am." +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"so I can have ass nipples" +- NilAdmirari +% +"get free boobs anywhere you go hol' up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding" +- oatmealine +% +"just go to freeboobs.org 😀 you will get✓✓✓✓ 📫 :[Lootbox]: ✓= +### Boobs +### Boobs [Rare] +### Boobs [Legendary]" +- oatmealine +% +"Nvidia 3080 milkers" +- NilAdmirari +% +"# BIG DITES-MOI D'OÙ IL VIENTBIG" +- SCOLD +% +"my brother was like "i need to watch this movie because ryan gosling is a sigma male" so i did not think it would even be remotely appealing to me" +- CERiNG +% +"im returning it to the store" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"EVIL websites use DESPICABLE SHA to encrypt your data" +- teri +% +"this is like an indian soap" +- drazilspirits +% +"i don't know how to explain this but it's almost so hypersexual that the sexuality becomes non-sexual" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"its fucked up that I actually felt like I was attached to the character "drill dick" when he died" +- TaroNuke +% +"i think its time to go to the mold pit" +- Mayflower +% +"PENIS" +- oatmealine +% +"please chicken legs get cookked quickly" +- plight +% +"thank you for making my transition easier janet <3" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"when i hit the button that tells me to drive straight" +- plight +% +"hes has a conk cussion." +- plight +% +"i think you should be dunked in milk" +- drazilspirits +% +"" +- segaskulll. +% +"AUGUSTUS VON GLOOP IS STUCK IN THE ***CHEESE*** PIPE" +- drazilspirits +% +""umproved" sounds like a blaseball term" +- sorae +% +"british (british)" +- GelloMello +% +"sp3ct3r&drazil dog treats" +- Tetaes +% +"Who knew my asshole was THAT big" +- NilAdmirari +% +"take me to your round1 to play voltex today" +- plight +% +"🦀 OBAMA IS 🦀 +-------------------------- +🦀 IS GONE 🦀" +- sorae +% +"THEY BROUGHT OUT THE LASERS" +- sorae +% +"you think its over and theres no way to iterate on the idea but mr fuckface jonathan blowjob throws another wrench at you" +- sorae +% +"I will apologize to jonathan blows up" +- plight +% +"je suis jesus" +- Tetaes +% +"MIDAIR CLOWN SEX???" +- Tetaes +% +"i can't tell because they're too busy having SEX again" +- sorae +% +"why the fuck are you able to livetweet clown sex and not send people chart files sorae" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"aura i don't have charts on my phone if i did i would livechart clown sex" +- <@443588496116940800> +% +"SEX editor!! 🤣" +- sorae +% +"ok i joined to get a dolphin and now have a dolphin +neat" +- segaskulll. +% +"nonbinary pope names" +- plight +% +"Unsure how good porn scenes in uksrt9" +- SCOLD +% +"eeeYIKES! how am i gonna "scold" these ",random" when theres all these soldering iron man !?" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"the dolphins unionized" +- drazilspirits +% +"bad europeans go to the new jersey wiggler" +- CERiNG +% +"people don't really tend to use the social aspect of groovestats as a website that thing is held together by mayonnaise and super outdated php" +- TaroNuke +% +"a birthday in new jersey is one of life's greatest pleasures" +- plight +% +"oh COME ON even fricking ganondort in the new zelda does it" +- plight +% +"food, life and death discussion and cocaine are definitely in my top 3 things to work for" +- CERiNG +% +"ASTOUNDED at the ability to color correct a swarm of nanomachines and a B7 RS4 to look human" +- CERiNG +% +"turns out my fridge is stronger than scold" +- HeySora +% +"come in switzerland and break my fridge, bitch" +- <@199485066684923904> +% +"MONKE PNG OOH OOH AHH AHH 🦍" +- sorae +% +"i might host the rest of among us fake pregnancy vaccine waitlist anime at some point" +- ryn +% +"as a transgirlthing i agree i would eat up the pink transfem slop" +- oatmealine +% +"woe pepsi be upon ye, such is the ancients curse" +- drazilspirits +% +"Guys what do we get for dinner we can’t sexed" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"1 Cardboard or a Swatch of Grass from outside" +- drazilspirits +% +"kagoodya-sama clears oshi no-good 🙅🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️🙅🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️" +- plight +% +"beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep" +- plight +% +"MULTNOMAH BALLS" +- Tetaes +% +"she multn omah falls till i 🚿🚿🚿🌊" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"who the fuck is joe papermaker" +- oatmealine +% +"born bussy" +- ryn +% +"pulls out an ENTIRE SECRET BLAHAJ from his suitcase like its a fucking clown car" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +"sometimes u just wanna eat a fence" +- Tetaes +% +"when i'm in a nuclear facility with 7 anime girls and 1 guy and the 1 guy is the impostor" +- plight +% +"fae stealing your name is just physical sql injection" +- drazilspirits +% +"h" +- TheFriendlyRabbit +% +""are you, an anime boy, bothered by the fact that i, an anime girl, have no clothes on while in front of you? are you bothered?"" +- plight +% +"" +- cering +% +"me drinking the devil boner tf potion at 3am" +- tetaes +% +"trump was also there and insisted he was jfk" +- cering +% +"software be like 🦀" +- drazilspirits +% +"absolute DOG WATER 🔥🔥🔥" +- mayflower +% +"this is a **Pigeon** `blblblkblbblblbplblbbbklp[bpb`" +- oatmealine +% +"`THIS IS THE SOUND OF A LOTTERY MACHINE` +`⦛⿊ₓⱣ⢌⠁⫎⥸⊁ⷳ⟣⼲⨩☤⊓ⅱ⁥⠿⃔♕Ⓥ:heavy_multiplication_x:ⴁⲠ⎺⎏⎋⟊⡣⵬⠻–∖⍳☶␍✎⎾⺵➃⡀⬴ℓ⌦⮜Ⲻ⑙⻩❉ⴔⲷ☥⿽⃶⦺⬩⇟ⱹ⽌⁑⡍␠⿑⼓⭓≊ⵚ⍄⸊⮝⼡⡩⽌╺⇺▜₍⋡℺ⵣ⌤◪⪈⠶↴℩`" +- mayflower +% +"`PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG` 🛍️🛍️👜🛍️👜🛍️🛍️👜🛍️👜👜👜🛍️🛍️🛍️👜👜" +- mayflower +% +"professor layton and the furious killage" +- 9.doors +% +"i cannot tell if this is a #bitcoin or a #bomb" +- mayflower +% +"this is funny because this patron was here to photocopy a prayer with a "magic jesus face"" +- cering +% +"who the fuck is freddy fastbear" +- andoretc +% +"who up grendering their chorf" +- cering +% +"jsyk i misread this thread name as "gello gets involved with hot british affairs"" +- azurehaiku +% +"adopted gives you pants" +- plight. +% +"as in all ice" +- plight. +% +"WEBSITES 😻" +- drazilspirits +% +"she himalayan on my high altitude until i crystal quartz ball sphere orb" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"That Emoji told his teacher that he will eat tommorow a hamburger. he was enlightened instantly." +- mangoafterdawn +% +"please read Mona Lisa Interview about her life and pandemic Covid-19 (Coronavirus)" +- tetaes +% +"controlling ALL the universe and microsoft, one free download at a time" +- <@278164006987104256> +% +"Italian? Person? Pick one." +- <@184413222915276800> +% +"it's 15 dolans on steam but i think if we do remote play then anyone who wants to can control the bomb?" +- plight. +% +"[ASMR] Missile-senpai assures you everything is fine | Relax, Reduce Stress" +- tetaes +% +"maddy thorson how do i play your game" +- plight. +% +"transmitting the fucking MIND VIRUS to the UNBORN CHILD" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"is mang gay or european?" +- yasmyn64 +% +"sliving with daddy nietzsche" +- <@210385938918932480> +% +"Saying AI mayflower implies mayflower isn't already a sentient robot" +- PokéFrenzy +% +"```maytree do you have any windows activation codes? :3 +I can give you a russian code for free +swagged up, what's the code +18-84-97 +i dont think thats a functional windows key +it does open a dialog box +what +it opens a dialog box +what does it say +it says "KILL YOURSELF"```" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"am I asian? no. I'm just sad" +- <@194939047938883584> +% +"can't play stamina in california, they make you pay for grocery bags" +- <@443588496116940800> +% +"and then after a few seconds of tasting the thing, even if it tasted decent, the taste would fade out to… this kind of indescribable taste that has no real parallel in anything I’ve actually tasted. depressed ocean water? mouthwash that tastes like an old air conditioner? recycled gpu cooling fluid left in a glass on the kitchen table for a few hours? airplane air if the airplane was also a costco refrigerator?" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"i love hyper" +- plight. +% +"algohol <:wrong:722933401018957847> <:wrong:722933401018957847> <:wrong:722933401018957847> <:wrong:722933401018957847> <:wrong:722933401018957847> <:wrong:722933401018957847> +# CRUDE OIL 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑" +- cering +% +"I can't ⛔ stop drinking 🚰 **Oil 🛢️**. I can't ⛔ stop drinking 🚰 **Oil 🛢️**. I just can't ⛔ stop! I can't ⛔ stop drinking 🚰 **Crude 💧 Oil 🛢️**. You know the black ⚫ stuff? That comes in barrels 🛢️? I can't ⛔ stop drinking 🚰 it. I just can't ⛔ 😩! It's tantalizing 🥵, it's addicting 💦, it is...a delicacy 😋. I love 💖 it. I can't ⛔ stop drinking 🚰 **Oil 🛢️**. **Crude 💧 Oil 🛢️**! I can't ⛔ stop GUZZLING 🍷 it! Gulping 🍸 it down! I can't ⛔ stop drinking 🚰 **Crude 💧 O**" +- cering +% +"madeline's feet are the only thing that matters" +- plight. +% +"The physicist was enlAIghtened immediately." +- cering +% +"alright enough slice of life kids get killing" +- plight. +% +"i love arsenic water" +- plight. +% +"AUGUST 21 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 21 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 21 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 21 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i can make it your appendix if u want" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"anyways anyone like men" +- tetaes +% +"hahaha if your fingers were big enough you could make a bowling ball out of the earth would that be fucked up or what" +- cering +% +"goin down 2 da fun farm" +- taronuke +% +""how long have you been 17" +(thinks for a while) +"LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO ONE (1) EARTH YEAR"" +- taronuke +% +"1) i need therapy desperately" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"new artfight challenge, for each attack you commit 1 murder" +- www.shinx.pokefrenzy +% +"At the height of the semifinals, an alarm rings, its ANOMALY. The players breathe a sigh of relief as they step off of the pads and collapse onto the matress, the audience gets up for snacks. The hour long crossover into Bed pattern, was an essential inclusion in all tournaments." +- triplejy2k +% +"sending this image to a child in the year 2347 (scooby doo makes big comeback among historians during that year)" +- taronuke +% +"susly" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"the race to become #twinkpilled" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"FREE SEX??" +- stupid_idiot_username_8129487219 +% +"Shinji cracksniffer" +- SCOLD +% +"Hot single earthquakes right in your area!" +- www.shinx.pokefrenzy +% +"covid was engineered by ME bc i'm evil >:)" +- oatmealine +% +"this feels philosophically identical to blowing up a whale carcass with dynamite" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"they gave birth and then blew up the baby‼️" +- plight. +% +"Though cocaine could be used as a spice potentially" +- www.shinx.pokefrenzy +% +"No mayflower, the Thread Waffle House Weed Dealers facebook mom group does not count as "Peer reviewed studies"" +- www.shinx.pokefrenzy +% +"my furries are really untrustworthy just in general" +- <@97281704443539456> +% +"when i woke up i was still kind of asleep and breathing felt funny so i thought i'll probably be okay if i just don't breathe for a while. then i was like no dumbass that's how you live" +- plight. +% +"Too bad, costway 12v kids ride on car volkswagen beetle w/remote control and music red" +- Dismas +% +"you can now hit esc to choose whether or not to kill yourself from the menu" +- plight. +% +"starvale is on their george bush arc" +- andoretc +% +"walk into the club like, "i woke up and i want to sleep again" <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591> <:starstruck:1118593516554178591>" +- segaskulll. +% +"ghost trick asexual challenge" +- plight. +% +"aura and their exclusive problems georg" +- drazilspirits +% +"CERING JUST SAID BUCCEES IS THE STRAIGHT VERSION OF CHESTER THE OTTER" +- tetaes +% +"in an alternate timeline aura's breast reduction surgery went to charles entertainment cheese" +- sorae +% +"i think the cold hard truth is that i do not like video games" +- plight. +% +"realistically speaking if i had legitimate cause to think blood sacrifices would assist me in this i would have done so by now" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"i liked her and it was not reciprocated, she cured me from being straight" +- tetaes +% +"had a dream i could gzip my piss" +- oatmealine +% +"i do not want to consider the lore implications of mrbeast in she lore" +- oatmealine +% +"I'm..in..bed..now..ok...Im..ahh.inbed is lasy ok" +- azurehaiku +% +"OH IS THIS THE SEX LOOP" +- tetaes +% +"an hour ahead of the usual start time then unless anyone has objections i_s_ an hour ahead of the usual start time then unless anyone has objections. you can't say it's only a half" +- SCOLD +% +""hi taro, sorry i'm late, i got caught up in an elaborate blood feud between gods of death"" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"I'm not shunpilled enough to understand" +- <@162205746950438912> +% +"i will be highly impressed if some of you manage to use homosexuality as an operating system" +- <@276416332894044160> +% +"holy fiuck guys oppenhimeers real" +- tetaes +% +"the grand unmac" +- taronuke +% +"***i dont physically exists!!***" +- segaskulll. +% +"BORN TO BRIT +WORLD IS A FUCK +英國 Kill Em All 1989 +I am trash man +410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS" +- rakkiicb +% +"lo-fi hip hop beats to smuggle currency with patrick bateman to" +- andoretc +% +"anyone can be a twink if given enough financial incentive" +- tetaes +% +"not the boykisserhöhlen..." +- cering +% +"programming is the only activity where it is socially acceptable to kill a child" +- sorae +% +"oppaheimer style" +- sorae +% +"pegmatite and cummingtonite 😍" +- cering +% +"# Other Great Options For Real Gem Mining in California" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"> Both Peter Griffin and Nagito Komaeda represent different facets of consciousness that are necessary for the balance and harmony of the universe. +IM IN FUCKING TEARS" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"♒︎♓︎ ♍︎♏︎❒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♒︎□︎⬥︎⬧︎ Ｉｍｍａｎｕｅｌ　Ｋａｎｔ ♓︎⧫︎ ♑︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♌︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎♓︎♏︎" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"i will not swear to fuck" +- plight. +% +"famous chickens in video games starring billy hatcher and are you a girl from pokemon sun and moon" +- plight. +% +"Ten years ago, a girl was walking alone in a park. Snail" +- plight. +% +"but the thing is he accused me of saying “swag” as a stress response :/ which I found a lot more offensive than the attempted homicide tbh" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"FEAR UNCERTAINTY AND GROUT 📈" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i need to start learning malware" +- mayflower +% +"this is a bit of a spoiler but they actually read out the entire source code of melty blood in episode 7 just completely unprompted so" +- plight. +% +"schnells at breakschnecke pace" +- cering +% +"you mean pißchaße" +- cering +% +"depending on how f you take your ß" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"that scene can cut" +- plight. +% +"But also was wondering if anyone had personal experience with altoid addicted cats" +- chikenwang69 +% +"Autism be damned my boy can solve a cumulative distribution function" +- chikenwang69 +% +"not awake enough totl to getter or but I’m hellucibeyibg the minionzfwne" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"hans zimmer will play 3 notes abnd make everybody go like <:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:jermapog:980381881075925052><:tacjfk:893719436358463509>" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"pixel sorts your grandma" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"thank you logorythms for inventing women" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"agender attorney" +- plight. +% +"WHAT THE HECK HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE A TORTILLA CHIP" +- rakkiicb +% +"men are not dlc locked behind america unfortunately" +- oatmealine +% +"linear erotic roleplay" +- <@194939047938883584> +% +"alaska is a cool country" +- <@191640360957640704> +% +"you wanna be uploaded to the cloud like a little guy" +- <@210385938918932480> +% +"thats like wandering into an abandoned kitchen then finding a stray cup noodles that tasted ok on the counter then being like wow this place really has been cooking huh" +- tetaes +% +"remember, if you're stuck in the dmv, do tiktok dances to get kicked out!" +- azurehaiku +% +"goin down 2 tha infinite slave dimension" +- taronuke +% +"you are NOT building a nuclear reactor in MY HOUSE. sorry" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"like. you're not just going in the infinite slave dimension, you're going in the infinite slave dimension for naughty children" +- taronuke +% +"SLIVE dimension 🤩" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"garten of stephen holstrum iv" +- cering +% +"as a representative of the lgbtq community i do not accept him" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"how to rotate memory in ms paint" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"its also a league champion but thats neither here or there" +- tetaes +% +"dave's fucking bread" +- sorae +% +"the embodiment of how it feels taking a fat dump at 3 am" +- plight. +% +"discord conversations r like: +(serious conversation about the morality of true crime podcasts) +\*5 minutes later\* +(youtube watch party skibidi toilet)" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"adode potoso" +- cering +% +"Large fighting game tournament where the prizes are millitary grade explosives" +- pokelily +% +"i greatly appreciate how 'Plankton Farts and Dies' is a recurring motif" +- andoretc +% +"his name is john person" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"makes a tsundere hmph and looks away" +- plight. +% +"no, not at all. i get where you're coming from but the sandwich is fundamentally incorrect" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"can it be noot noot gene squid games boom vibes" +- rakkiicb +% +"oh no im a woman" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"today we will drown a catgirl in the name of magic" +- drazilspirits +% +"I also have slight anemia; to counter this I am going to eat an entire spoon" +- chikenwang69 +% +"i'm a computa stop all the uploading" +- plight. +% +"i do really enjoy rvmpantheon being the new barbenheimer" +- <@205443246011187204> +% +"hormone replacement crab" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Phogene Keboart" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"what in gods name is happening in here why is jill shitsing" +- azurehaiku +% +"jill is made of boobs (which is colored b00b69)" +- oatmealine +% +"aura nukes california (good ending)" +- rakkiicb +% +"oh yeah? what are you gonna do +portforward me?" +- mayflower +% +"🧠 **THE JOKER** Belives In You, Send this to 2 of Your friend And to totally to Reddit reddit" +- cering +% +""now i am become chanda, the goer to olive garden"" +- cering +% +"lead poisoning 😻" +- drazilspirits +% +"anime girls as a species are ok to objectify bc they are made of plastic" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"we need to take your brain apart slice by slice and rebuild the database in a computer to study these opinions" +- taronuke +% +"THATS WHY <@443588496116940800> NEEDS TO STOP WHORING THEMSELVES OUT FOR OVERWATCH TEAMMATES AND LET ME YELL AT THEM ABOUT STEPMANIA 5 / IN THE GROOVE" +- andoretc +% +"tiny tm, my favorite charles dickens character" +- cering +% +"WHAT DO BALD HEADS HAVE TO DO WITH TACPREG" +- Dismas +% +"feeling blessed and godpregged today 🙏 🙏 god is good to me" +- mayflower +% +"the mpreg to scold dev pipeline" +- tetaes +% +"Can I Kill You?" +- drazilspirits +% +"i really wouldn't want it to count as such because i don't want "killing orphan children" to be a real sentence considered for real ethics" +- oatmealine +% +"claims to be pro life +MEMORY LEAK" +- cering +% +"I've been incited to violence. Turned into soylent mpreg joker" +- Dismas +% +"there have been 15+ people who meowed at me because of my steam name, how am i meant to deal with that kinda thing" +- <@278164006987104256> +% +"frut ninaj" +- tetaes +% +"initially i was quite disturbed. i still kind of am +but let me tell you +the sentence "muffled spirit phone lyrics made me dream about murder" is kind of hilarious and a tad bit insane" +- azurehaiku +% +"THEY WERE FUCKING THE AIRHEADS AT THE FACTORY?" +- chikenwang69 +% +"The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has it." +- Kellerberg website +% +"new concept a-z testing where tmyoidysekm3 and explode insfantly" +- drazilspirits +% +"__8am__ hot dogs __this morning__? +__8am__ hot dogs __this morning__ +queen? +👀 +__8am__ hot dogs __this morning__? +?" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Large obama check it isn't +0.009" +- SCOLD +% +"scold went to the chromium school of system process takeover" +- drazilspirits +% +"I bavr an omage that ays toke it up penis boy" +- Voxel +% +"because otherwise i would become epic and make everyone GAY by talking to them" +- cering +% +"i dont think jesus was a 9/11 conspiracy" +- mayflower +% +"im just like m night manuel miranda but in real life" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"mr. fazbear, divorce this man" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"Is cock ownership illegal in thailand" +- triplejy2k +% +"lightning mcqueen ahegao" +- sorae +% +"Kachow speedrun" +- Dismas +% +"https://streamable.com/7hj1su valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism" +- sorae +% +"STOP WHACKING HIS PEE PEE!!!!!" +- stupid_idiot_username_8129487219 +% +"minigolf is not supposed to be mario party it's dead serious" +- plight. +% +"12" WHEEL WITh GALVANIZED STEEL??" +- plight. +% +"mmmmmmmmmmm ~~BEEEPBEEEPBEEEPBEEEP~~ milkshake" +- Dameon +% +"cock blunt [DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD]" +- azurehaiku +% +"God Swede ⁉️ 🇸🇪" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"l i n c e l" +- cering +% +"lincel spelled backwafds is luculent; succulent? lint roller. (lin roller!) (rotating lin gif)" +- andoretc +% +"!!! HOMOPHOBIC !!! i did not get it" +- cering +% +"SAME but replace leeches with glitter" +- cering +% +"aura out here circumcising the states" +- tetaes +% +"i cant even refute because the miata is always the answer" +- mayflower +% +"drink the melanosis juice jerma" +- cering +% +"because I went to quote drink the melanosis juice" +- taronuke +% +"im already going crazy bc league of legends" +- tetaes +% +"you either crank that soulja boy or wait around to watch it crank you" +- taronuke +% +"every time you eat a lollipop it is equivalent to taking a shit" +- azurehaiku +% +"was quite relieved upon waking up to find that i did not ACTUALLY wet my bed in the process of this extreme power move" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"(700 vs. matches, or complete classic mode with rome)" +- taronuke +% +"the true meaning of christmas isnt going to find itself drazil" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"🇫🇷 eurodivergent moment 🇫🇷" +- sora +% +"ANT ATTACK GO 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜" +- oatmealine +% +"im TOO WHITE 😭" +- cering +% +"my stomach *might* be racist" +- cering +% +"if youre in, theyre in. let them die" +- cering +% +"rancid slime is a sign that theres funky bacteria friends on your little ham hams" +- tetaes +% +"i am 100% willing to lie if it will improve the quality of my posts" +- andoretc +% +"upload dota sussy imposter looking pickle rick" +- andoretc +% +"THEY PATCHED OUT THE 2 MINUTE SEX?" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"NO MORE BEAR SEX" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"ah yes, my favorite wolf porn thing, konami v roxor" +- cering +% +"also i cant get over the names . they really just named them bingle bongle and Sarah" +- tetaes +% +"put me in containment while i unpisspant myself" +- niladmirari +% +"you fuckin rolling slots on the galaxies you bitch?" +- niladmirari +% +"when youre not solving bingles murder you just get the hoes" +- mayflower +% +"you cant be okay with VORE but draw the line at STATE-SPONSORED WHALE CARCASS DEMOLITION" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"just one look into my fucked up, dark, twisted mind will make you Gay........ 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈" +- cering +% +"league of legends > sleep" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"I cdan't dfucking type" +- rakkiicb +% +"cover yourself in dogwater" +- plight. +% +"when you get annihilation, you also get a baby" +- plight. +% +"william afton trans" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"i'sts like joe bumbed for Ukm when yiu Get Xfinity 20 siscount #LookUpInstagran" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"A guy called Boys Love randomly Beat Mario'd me from behind." +- tetaes +% +"VISA, 4556575255062144, 8/2023, 736 +VISA, 4556175471141846, 5/2029, 355 +VISA, 4556650740905106, 7/2026, 719 +VISA, 4024007189364093, 6/2029, 318 +VISA, 4485497252036532, 3/2025, 827 +VISA, 4556179201656073, 5/2029, 497 +VISA, 4532713857208166, 11/2029, 802 +VISA, 4556219805666100, 8/2030, 388" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"sobrem, random" +- andoretc +% +"wow 🙄 have fun "making money" and "tending to real life committments" like a total loser" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"yeah! you want "those girls," right?" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"im not an internet!" +- drazilspirits +% +"Who Fucked the GOALPOST?" +- cering +% +"Im logging off forever" +- stupid_idiot_username_8129487219 +% +"garten of bangbang" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"bro its been 10 minutes you cannot be this french" +- andoretc +% +"rip colloquial piss or whatever it was called" +- heysora +% +"hark...... the wind (i run away while you are harking)" +- tetaes +% +"Kids like you should b ☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️nuclear reactor meltdown!!!☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️oups" +- oatmealine +% +"## Smosh 👨 👨" +- oatmealine +% +"remember, a human is a deformed torus" +- <@184413222915276800> +% +"I thought I was dead for sure as soon as I admitted to being british" +- taronuke +% +"bah global warming still got me beat on kill count" +- tetaes +% +"where in the world is fastcarmen sandiego" +- cering +% +"can't wait to see bucees and tac BL in <#1032149794191314986> tomorrow" +- sorae +% +"# BIG FINGER TO STICK UP YOUR BIG ASS" +- SCOLD +% +"are u saying u WOULDNT try to rizz up NORMAL bucee??????" +- cering +% +"go go gadget nuclear ass🏳️‍🌈" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"LAPIX GET IPAD???" +- taronuke +% +"P. Gunny reads Machiavelli's The Prince" +- andoretc +% +"SPENNY!!!!!!! HELP!!!! SPENNY HELP!!!!!!!!! HLPE!!!!!!!!!!!!! POST " PAYPAL CREDIT '" +- sorae +% +"tetaes you are concerningly committed to becoming british....." +- cering +% +"i will check this out when i finish Portrait du Oui Oui Croissant Baguette Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet" +- andoretc +% +"On lunch breank. Put cocaine in boxes all morning" +- drazilspirits +% +"REAL MEN CHUG COLD SALTWATER 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"GIGER CALLED ME AT 4AM TO TALK ABOUT GARGLING SALTWATER???????? (NOT CLICKBAIT) (REAL" +- sorae +% +"CONSUME GLUE AS A THROAT REMEDY FOR THE CONDITION OF BREATHING" +- drazilspirits +% +"as having visited utah this is 100% accurate they are like a cultured petri dish of white people" +- triplejy2k +% +"the uranium water has no effect unless directly ingested" +- taronuke +% +"watch how fast you can write when I’m coming to your home address with a weapon" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"Christianity github forks" +- SCOLD +% +"Evil Lorax Vore" +- andoretc +% +"rewatch the character development montage if necessary" +- taronuke +% +"vore perpendicular" +- sorae +% +""with the exaggerated swagger of a black teen" -ign" +- taronuke +% +"white boy hotshot over here" +- tetaes +% +"thinking about that one post that's like "when fish are overpopulated by a specific sex, then some will take on their role in order to find a mate. a good example of this is in the computer science industry"" +- oatmealine +% +"I didn’t kill a family of 5 today at least so I think I’m doing pretty well" +- chikenwang69 +% +"I didn’t kill a family of 5 today so I'm a little behind" +- tetaes +% +"mang. this is called "thinking"" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"romance is fake. play fortnite instead" +- drazilspirits +% +"you can equip the BURGER as a weapon" +- andoretc +% +"i am made witness to the virus-induced hallucination. i tell her, “you are the most beautiful creature i have ever seen”. she stares back into my eyes, unblinking, and pushes me down a 20-foot cliff. i proceed to drown in 2 inches of water" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"fuck you for not being at football. your punishment is not being at football" +- plight. +% +"At least there was an armed robbery to keep the spirits high" +- pokelily +% +"sword art online thanos exam soon wish me luck" +- tetaes +% +"content-wise it's not hard but i do need time to mentally recover from turning the page and seeing a multiple choice question that is just "how to stop zombie"" +- tetaes +% +"i feel like these kinds of images are like cocomelon for adults" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"how WOKE is proteus" +- cering +% +"I WON AND HE HID THE EVIDENCE" +- heysora +% +"I'm trying to steal colors but my head is experiencing shrimp colors" +- rakkiicb +% +"dark brooding tragic antihero onceler" +- segaskulll. +% +"the afterlife WILL be cs2 inferno (4k ultra textures)" +- cering +% +"he tfs into a dead body yes" +- oatmealine +% +"chat, I’m NOT gonna go into the cat house. no, why- why would I do that? that would be ridiculous- chat, no, I’m not gonna- fine, you know what? maybe I will, and then you can see me get murdered by the demon cats and it’ll- it’ll be real real funny, you’d like that chat wouldn’t you?" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"im gay?" +- cering +% +"garten of the gangan 3" +- tetaes +% +"i would make 9/11 2 but i would never draw hololive maid catgirls" +- tetaes +% +"not the orpahans 😭" +- tetaes +% +"hes like the onceler to me <3" +- tetaes +% +"the fields that are increasing in demand are: +- medical care (esp. for old people) +- therapy" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +">([ya come 2 newfoundland get hit by a moose idk. its enriching]" +- Murrit +% +"I'm glad Jesus saved you." +- tetaes +% +"oh they just needed you for the wings mario over the rainbow 0xA strat you needed to be positioned very precisely :thumb" +- mangoafterdawn +% +">([MAN IDFK MAYBE JESUS DID FUCKED]" +- Murrit +% +"with great power comes great power to do whatever I want" +- tetaes +% +"thank you petac parkhet" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"when god did the <:banban:1153017934218797116> with mary is that selfcest" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"it reminds me of car tires which I already love snacking on" +- tetaes +% +"WHO calls it chocolate that's so white" +- tetaes +% +"||step 2. draw the rest of the fucking bowel||" +- cering +% +"i conditioned myself to have fabulous hair" +- andoretc +% +"you wouldnt go to mickeys dick smasher to get your dick smashed, you go there because its THE mickeys dick smasher +its gonna hurt and smash your dick but +youre there!!! youre at the thing" +- mayflower +% +"Code monkeys in chat, riddle me this: she DP on my PP til I big O" +- chikenwang69 +% +"they made jesus into a ted talk" +- cering +% +"he's the highway 2" +- taronuke +% +"we're gonna get the australian dub or something" +- plight. +% +"LETS GO i got to yell at a child today #foryoupage #burgerking" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"for all you know the ant could have quantum maniad all of its electrons into an alaska shaped thing instead" +- andoretc +% +"CHICK-FIL-A BOOB SAUCE" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"did you just trick me into putting an entire fucking coldplay album on my hard drive" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"zero inflation pregnancy" +- plight. +% +"ben shapiro's wife's pussy is a desert 😍" +- sorae +% +"dont kill my white boy swagger" +- cering +% +"Software be hella underwhelming" +- SCOLD +% +"joe mann librel MILLEEIAS ? pumpks pice strebocks coffee" +- cering +% +"it thinks androgynous means "arknights twink"" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"dall-e please stop undressing me im not that hot you can draw me with clothes" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"we had a genuinely nice talk about emotions and about how going sigma male mode to shoo away emotions is unhealthy (while yuno miles was playing)" +- mayflower +% +"STOP GROWING A MUSHROOM OUT OF YOUR ASS" +- mayflower +% +"the prompt at this point: +``illustration in rustic bookstore: good-natured anthro hare/thylacine hybrid. onceler. very long ears, soft long onceler gold amber fur. bunny nose, long very fluffy cheek fur, onceler onceler eyes, NOT big cat, onceler, onceler onceler, onceler onceler onceler. ear folds backwards. onceler onceler onceler. onceler onceler onceler onceler. onceler onceler onceler onceler. onceler. onceler. onceler, onceler, onceler, onceler onceler, NOT HUMAN, onceler, onceler onceler. onceler``" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"what the fuck +anti joe ai" +- mayflower +% +"U R MR WII" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"if it would make you more comfortable you can give me a role for just 9/11 yeah" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"IT CAN BEND ONE EAR BUT ONLY AFTER 15 ONCELERS" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"you know, malice and hatred get a bad rap tbh" +- andoretc +% +"French 9/11" +- sorae +% +"why does his eyes look like skibidi toilet" +- cering +% +"HEY PETER WHAT DOES A SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL" +- cering +% +"Friend gifted me an entire durian!!!" +- rakkiicb +% +"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CENSOR ANY OPINION IF THE OPINION IS BAD" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"at this point the pizza can be considered a macroplastic and should be moved to <#819473579145822248>" +- sorae +% +"very very recommend microwaving just styrofoam by itself to get rid of the bad microplastics so you can eat the good microplastics" +- sorae +% +"one must imagine the subway surfing" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"are YOU stuck in the infinite torment dimension? have sex!" +- mayflower +% +"Penn why are you creating a torture device" +- pokelily +% +"Aster and the Goblet of Fire (Bong)" +- tetaes +% +"im going to throw a quaffle at you you slytherin twink" +- cering +% +"ARE YOU /SRS OR /JK ROWLING" +- cering +% +">([gangsta in the streets, pants fulla sheetz]" +- Murrit +% +"I AM THE CARCINOGEN" +- mayflower +% +"jfif is a conspiracy created by blimpie and checkers and zaxbys and schlotzkys and" +- sorae +% +"who the fuck is schlotzky" +- mayflower +% +"what the fuck is p gunny's ceringsona" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"I Will Live For 191 Years" +- cering +% +"(if anyones curious my name is actually abc)" +- mayflower +% +"uncle sam has his salty tendrils in you, boy" +- tetaes +% +"Five Sequential Evenings at Sir Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbearington's Abode" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i keep getting jumpscared by BOOBS" +- plight. +% +"https://vxtwitter.com/shitpost_2077/status/1711343249418268963" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"?ßßß???????" +- mayflower +% +"i took a detour to grab snacks because i need god to give me strength" +- tetaes +% +"i swear if something happens to this rice cooker" +- plight. +% +"Why Do We Have Hands? +- pet mist +- hold mist +- give your personal possessions to mist" +- sorae +% +"R.I.P lily, we lost her in the cookie fires of '87" +- mrcool909090 +% +"you get to play my favorite game instead! its called "run away from the angry mob"" +- mayflower +% +"eeeYIKES!! theres ZERO chance we will ESCAPE here! How am i supposed to 🎲**In** Time ⁉️" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"this is a commentary on apple watch fitbit they phone" +- tetaes +% +"why is voxel homophobic?" +- <@143027445140946945> +% +"rakkii i should tell you about naruto shippuden massive anal destruction" +- <@199485066684923904> +% +"gona take my headphons off for a bit cause they keep falling off while i'm screwing and pounding" +- plight. +% +"oh my god i love jersery club 😍 oh my god i love jersery club 😍 oh my god i love jersery club 😍 oh my god i love jersery club 😍" +- segaskulll. +% +"Legalize nuclear ass🏳️‍🌈" +- SCOLD +% +">([ios20 lets u piss charge ur phone]" +- Murrit +% +"this truly is the squid game" +- plight. +% +"i m going to piss on your iphone" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"DID YOU FUCKING GIVE P GUNNY A FURSONA???" +- sorae +% +"okay FINE keep the role if you WANT just don't come crying to me if you get artsily crosshatched alien nipples in your discord home page stream previews" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"me when i grab a green ball" +- plight. +% +"bill gate really was behind the covid..." +- mayflower +% +"STEPHEN WANTS FRIENDS +MILLIONS MUST DIE" +- mayflower +% +"IM LIKE STEPHEN HOLSTROM THE WAY I KILL 9 MILLION PEOPLE" +- cering +% +""mirin post porn" -sorae" +- andoretc +% +"good night chat!!! Today I will be snoozing in a cartoonish manner while someone picks up my matttress and lets me float down a river into a waterfall +ill need someone to save me from this fate" +- mayflower +% +"due to my condition (british (terminal))" +- taronuke +% +"🌭 this is now french" +- Cubey +% +"who was the 13th president and what weekday did he shit his pants" +- <@278164006987104256> +% +"it's like you turn off us centric questions but it's still like "taylor swift laminar flow article tutorial. wins over the charts ? that's right, the square hole" +- oatmealine +% +"thats cuz you built like a monoid in the category of endofunctors" +- andoretc +% +"bibbtcoin. 🪙 polar express russian translation? buy 🪙the **uh oh**" +- oatmealine +% +"mr incredible ⬇️ Download onto your discor d server. only incredible things will happen. + 🪵 __Wooden log__ <- proof. this is proof + 🧽 __Spongebob__ <- NOT proof. imposter +hopefully tihs explains. like 👍 and subscrib 👍 for more please help" +- oatmealine +% +"usually i lost interest pretty quickly because i have the attention span of a mildly discounted banana" +- mayflower +% +"🗣️ +Python how to multiply two numbers? My two numbers are: 19 and 3 + 💬 **Chat GPT**: +you must Dowload package __numpy__. this will enable you to number like 3 and 7 +**Step 1** ensure your. internet speed is suficient + - ⬇️ __Download__ is 45cm/s 👍 + - ⬇️ __Upload__ is 2cm/s 👎 BAD speeq +you need to talk with **your**. to fix + - ➡️ __Quogload__ does not exist ⚠️ +lager you will download [__numpy.Pdf__] this file contain the numpy the number. Python 3.10 multiplication number" +- oatmealine +% +"🪙 cheese coin 🧀 invest to avoid consequences of the moon phases from affecting your neurological functionality 🤩 the stars are quiet but yet they know ⭐ the moons keeps them silent 🌌 the global silence is kept at threat of an infinite eclipse ♾️ the suns will toil away at no benefit ☀️ nobody will know their efforts and humanity will slowly fade away 🏚️ and thus the silence must be kept 🤫 the stars know what consequences may lie for those who reveal the truth 🌃 but they stare at us as they know one day we will find out and know how wrong we were 🧑‍🏫 the phases and their meanings must not be known just yet 🌑 because it is not yet that our earth finds a new orbiter 🌙 but you must invent now in cheese coin for when the inevitable occurs 🪙 🧀" +- oatmealine +% +"Dance dance electrocution" +- triplejy2k +% +"i'm becoming the stephen holstrom of itg tech" +- cering +% +"broke: pspsps +woke: c'mere othello! +bespoke: where are youuu The Skull Of The Royal Jester Yorick" +- cering +% +"So gas I farted 🔥" +- chikenwang69 +% +"bong faster bitch" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"IT WAS ONE OR THE OTHER. FUCK THAT GOD DAMN BRITISH NUMERATOR" +- azurehaiku +% +"SIGCORP MOONING📈📈" +- plight. +% +"Stop buying. Start investing #fud diamond hands HODL 📈 📈 📈" +- cering +% +"huh, how does "egg" returning true not make sense" +- sorae +% +"90% of [[WINNERS]] Lose Before they [[WIN]]" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i DO share a server with mr incredible" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"<@&819481362674876446> tag ur it" +- sorae +% +"⛹️ IM FUCKING Deutsche AUtobahnmeisterei Ludwigsburg MR F>REEMAN" +- mayflower +% +"you say "used it" like i just came over and dropped a whole bucket of ants on accident while using it to write me a sociology essay" +- oatmealine +% +"have there been any famous ant incidents you can tell us about" +- mayflower +% +"You have to unlock weezer one at a time" +- stupid_idiot_username_8129487219 +% +"i Added 🥢 **Chopstick** As my **Form Fixer** Anbd now im ITG Level 🌏 **Asion**" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"plutarch of greece after hitting one zaza: `that'se a Shipe** of the sus :amog us: :amogus: :amogus : The entity walks Among Us.`" +- cering +% +"# 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗲 𝘄𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 "𝗙𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲".𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝘀𝗵,. 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲." +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Cock scold what cum jar is involved with great with my php optimizations the fuck william afton" +- SCOLD +% +"WHY DO ALL THE TECH GIRLS BECOME GODS" +- rakkiicb +% +"for a while it felt like they went into orbit around the shark" +- plight. +% +"pantheon ending be like +<:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290> +<:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290> +<:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290> +<:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290> +<:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290><:ORB:968191685714657290> +🧍‍♀️ 🧍‍♂️ Real" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"nanomache/her" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"please use an unknown amount of unchecked rosemary" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"add dish soap to taste i think" +- drazilspirits +% +"🗣️ 🗯️𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐆𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐋𝐄𝐑" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"you so skibidi ungh you so fanum tax ungh you wanna stick your gyatt out for my rizzler" +- sorae +% +"the big boobs dont fit" +- tetaes +% +"so they ask about it and somehow that was enough for them to decide to give me a free ddos test" +- mayflower +% +"Report it. [cering.com]()" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"linkedlin" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"is this mayflower somehow" +- heysora +% +"sora teach us the e. coli technique" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"<@199485066684923904> accept my fucking linkedin connection or im going to remove your chair from underneath you" +- sorae +% +"ok just the usual unsollicited linkedin cock" +- heysora +% +"sorae sent me cocks on linkedin dot com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" +- heysora +% +"you need premium to message person you're not in relationship with" +- heysora +% +"get prefsman get prefsman get prefsman get prefsman" +- oatmealine +% +"scold, remind me in 23 deciseconds to suck dick" +- andoretc +% +"im producing so much piss i dont have time to fall asleep" +- mayflower +% +"no i have never heard or seen the phrase brocopshelf().gender" +- mayflower +% +"cocomelon 6: dark deception (full movie)" +- plight. +% +"I am in the middle of carrying a webdev project about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a copy of miso regular (not asked for) with fixed kerning as I get another menu implemented. + +So how is your day going?" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"I want to go to the zelda amusement park with alcohol and plutonium" +- pokelily +% +"i would love for beautiful men and women and non-binary people to say “istockphoto” to me when i’m losing" +- plight. +% +"Its so real when my trans friends come over and start having their limbs rotate aggressively while their hair clips through their huge boobs" +- triplejy2k +% +"oh wait indigo isn't real" +- oatmealine +% +"rumbler in the tumblr" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i know because he's in his iconic "I Donut Donuts" shirt" +- tetaes +% +"I think @ Sorae Will enjoy Analyzing This frame-by-frame 👀" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"they tagged my bag so i hope i dont have to go down to claim to get it :/ i NEED CHBAGEL" +- cering +% +"With a Stamp And An Envelope Like The Old Folks Used To Do" +- drazilspirits +% +"my home address is 4 +my homies be eating me call that Vore +Summer and Spring We Soar +We grinding Rip Singles pick up the Score +🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"HORSES ARE SIMPLY ANOTHER FORM OF LARGE RABBIT" +- drazilspirits +% +"nfhdnfs that was mjst my curiousity strong gosh just let me Be stupid" +- Maytree +% +"fingers in her ass +fingers in her ass +gessner mom she likes +fingers in her ass +[Chorus]" +- sorae +% +"I am in the middle of carrying a chem lab about to close it out, and my bra-less partner brings me a flask of sodium hydroxide (not asked for) and spills it all over the table as I get another data point. + +So how is your day going?" +- andoretc +% +"i'm glad they're discovering boobs but this is so common" +- oatmealine +% +"my latin teacher would always joke about the asbestos rooms in middle school . we love chemical" +- cering +% +"does someone have advice on real life fnaf +i get to play that today" +- mayflower +% +"oh my god cering protected sex" +- rakkiicb +% +"i will explode anyone who doesnt like canes coleslaw" +- sorae +% +"Congratulations on the gregnancy" +- chikenwang69 +% +"me: "what do you think benjamin franklin's fursona would be" +mang (possibly high): "Dollar Bill"" +- cering +% +"<@443588496116940800> You look like Closed road on S 6th 🎅" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Solved the puzzle like the Zodiac Killer my friend :hand shake" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"it took a while but it defo hit after i started talking about the founding fathers" +- cering +% +"YOU FOUND THE ACTUAL GEORGE W KUSH ?" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"scold, is it Uksrt" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Tetaes you should plat baby by justin beiber on ddr II for the wii" +- pokelily +% +"to quote a wise man +\<:sextime:896696474631557170>" +- mayflower +% +"Yet the creatures inside my computer tell me to "Touch Grass" . Double standards much??? 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨" +- sorae +% +"I watch funny little men in tight clothing scream and grow bigger for each other on National tv and streaming service" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"HOLY SHIT SOMEONE JUST STARTED BLASTING THE MARIAH CAREY DEFROSTING VIDEO ON THE TRAIN" +- cering +% +"i swear ballroom dancing is a literal fighting game" +- tetaes +% +"you gyatta shoot your shots" +- tetaes +% +"am i touching the bottom of the oreo 🥺 👉 👈" +- oatmealine +% +"do i need wii mother mother fucking i" +- heysora +% +"I thought goku was common" +- pokelily +% +"DOG NAMED D ?????? HOLY SHIT" +- cering +% +"pimp my wii" +- heysora +% +"TYPING SUCKS ADS" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"say yes to ten dogs" +- plight. +% +"bark bark bark woof" +- heysora +% +"i need to visit the jesus hole" +- mayflower +% +"Gay....... 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈" +- SCOLD +% +"Trans inclusive jesusfucker headcannon" +- triplejy2k +% +"i really enjoy watching a show and just seeing and hearing actors/styles similar to whats the show his show" +- mayflower +% +"this is a certified unsextime" +- mayflower +% +"i feel like 'gay librarians' is a set of 50 year old super chill people and 20-30 year old clinically insane people" +- andoretc +% +"the necessary task of god-slaying can only be conducted by those who bear no faith in salvation" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"<@178938689072791552> pokerompa 1+2 zero escape the somnium files part 2, if you wanna watch" +- drazilspirits +% +"in pokemon rejuvenation, you run around trapped inside a school simulation trying not to get killed by the impostor while there are puzzles to solve and interweaving timelines. in zoom you click a lot" +- plight. +% +"BEGONE, VIRUS. I AND THIS SPEAR SHALL DISPELL YOUR MOLECULAR SCALE" +- azurehaiku +% +"im too math visualization pilled to consume fictional media anymore" +- andoretc +% +"the only thing i eat from the tub is pussy" +- andoretc +% +"i need to reevaluate some things i saw vex and instinctively thought of the league champ" +- tetaes +% +"i am an ant" +- plight. +% +"but yea that 1 elevator out of the 3 elevators in this building has a menacing П button that just tempts you so badly to peep the horror" +- oatmealine +% +"the jpreg transcends time and space" +- sorae +% +"scold, delete factoid jpreg" +- SCOLD +% +"i apologize for expecting people to write time in a different format from the pump it up Chuck E. Cheese edition charting community" +- sorae +% +"i LOVE trace amounts of heavy metals" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"i should season my pasta with amphetamines" +- andoretc +% +"right, weren't we supposed to be talking about dance dance revolution: five nights at freddy's mix" +- sorae +% +"life pro tip: don’t stick your dick in an electrical socket" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"the only thing left to make league of legends worse: French" +- andoretc +% +"ate a nothing sandwich ww good again +so 🤝 shu" +- mayflower +% +"oops my stomach is trying to implode now +too much nothing on my nothing sandwicj" +- mayflower +% +"i was gonna say something but i think ive been forever silenced by an ancient curse" +- mayflower +% +"this is funny i think people should make posts more often" +- plight. +% +"klaus schwab is controlling them all to advertise facebook to raise facebooks stock price" +- mayflower +% +"doomer anime they/them feet" +- triplejy2k +% +"feel ok i guess inc." +- andoretc +% +"I think I just speedran stockholm syndrome" +- <@194939047938883584> +% +""now Pikachu has GeGar chachizad eevee and him. the tainer was me. teme Rocket was bad. can i Beat dem. the end"" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"the tac is small and easy to eat, making it popular among queers" +- triplejy2k +% +"do a chem summon with "that's what the flask is"" +- cering +% +"re-reading ancient tac pregnancy conversation" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"ben shapiro's maid photoshoots got leaked" +- sorae +% +"things like how lasagna imports would give neighbouring countries HUGE profits but also garfield ethnostates only income would probably be tourism because of his laziness, which wouldnt be all too high +jon arbuckle doesnt exist there, and odie would probably just get shot at the border without hesistation" +- mayflower +% +"instead we got ben shapiro maid photoshoot. what a loss for humanity" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"thank you for playing "a music" via "scokd"" +- plight. +% +"wondering why my dresser feels fuller than usual only to find my mother has, once again, slipped in 3 new sets of harry potter clothing into it" +- cering +% +"anyway tldr: +- stop having sex. that is childish and idiotic behavior +- skibidi toilet" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"no wait i dont think he knows what a gender is" +- mayflower +% +"gentrified green m&m" +- tetaes +% +"bowling bob <3" +- tetaes +% +"jesse we need to cook SEX jesse" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"everything is: +- meth +- a metaphor for capitalism" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +">([if IM meth, and YOURE capitalism, then whos driving the metaphor!!!!!!]" +- Murrit +% +"scold, remind me to succumb to capitalism in 2h20m" +- mayflower +% +"right now i'm being kidnapped in france" +- heysora +% +"zaxby's pride flag" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"<:glue1:870520051319599145><:glue2:870520051944538112><:glue3:870520052095528980> +<:glue4:870520051927748649><:glue5:870520052040994926><:glue6:870520052095541258> +<:glue7:870520049230835712><:glue8:870520051789357117><:glue9:870520052208791602>" +- sorae +% +"Exported 2984 quotes as format `skibidi`" +- SCOLD +% +"good morbing everyone" +- drazilspirits +% +"sparkle on ! its the sabbath day" +- cering +% +"cering you're the most qualified to be the waffle house's bible stan" +- tetaes +% +"they did the backwards continent skip the devs didnt code americas hitbox correctly" +- <@162205746950438912> +% +"confirmed: +- i have blood +- i have bones +- i have skin" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"it means you are being medically ordered to touch grass" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"😲 3am" +- oatmealine +% +"battle for mask by dream or whatever" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"i sucked in the past (Reference (Haha!!! The punchline is taht ihave ;Killed thousancds" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"# LIBERAL" +- mayflower +% +"me when i bring soap for animals to my bra-less partner (not asked for)" +- plight. +% +"O-oh pipe bomb is not your appendix if you gay....... 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈" +- SCOLD +% +"Why is the entire country of argentina in honkers star rail" +- chikenwang69 +% +""remember, duck to make eating the rat food easier" mrcool" +- plight. +% +"im not from south jersey and not italian so im actually not a knower" +- cering +% +"CLIMATE CHANGE BISHOP" +- drazilspirits +% +"ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO KISS WITH TONGUE?" +- plight. +% +"SKIBIDI BAG" +- sorae +% +"the east has fallen" +- sorae +% +"server where sorae practices swedish" +- plight. +% +"cant spell hedonism₍ᵤ₎ without nudes" +- tetaes +% +"can i mail lithium on tve mail" +- mayflower +% +"GoRillageS" +- cering +% +"chunithm prius" +- cering +% +"i believe so?? <@199485066684923904> i dont mean to spread misinformation, how exactly was the gorilla illegal again" +- mayflower +% +"im just trying to get the details on how the gorilla was illegal again" +- mayflower +% +"you need to be studied" +- tetaes +% +"ok im taking this here but how does the pigeonhole principle relate to me and my family guy funny moment listening habits +i cannot see how those two are linked" +- mayflower +% +"for the sake of my argument, no i did not" +- mayflower +% +"the breaking bad plane crashing scene happened to me but it was semitrucks on the freeway and i was too busy telling my brother what a gay person was" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"umineko when they shit" +- plight. +% +"Assume there are n funny moments in family guy, and n+1 videos that you have watched. Then there is at least 1 repeated funny moment in one of the videos" +- chikenwang69 +% +"" +- heysora +% +"No matching quote found." +- SCOLD +% +"" +- SCOLD +% +"" +- SCOLD +% +"Really, Aura?" +- SCOLD +% +"eat my candy ass you bunbun " +- niladmirari +% +"a clorox wipe a day keeps the 99.9% of germs and bacteria away" +- sorae +% +"<@205443246011187204> please leave my natural quartz crystal ebay.com" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"we are in a cage and its called the observable universe and it might start getting smaller" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"thats like a lot of football fields thats a big enough cage for me" +- tetaes +% +"my name is being stolen by identity thieves. please underst" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"i think the critics simply cant handle seeing the british swear" +- tetaes +% +"im getting killed by dragons now" +- drazilspirits +% +"ok we Do have these . but I don't see them often it's like the dutch sometimes i forget they exist" +- tetaes +% +"Curse of gyatt" +- electr1ca +% +"ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 +<:tacjfk:893719436358463509> <:tacjfk:893719436358463509> <:tacjfk:893719436358463509> +<:tacjfk:893719436358463509>🗾 <:tacjfk:893719436358463509> +<:tacjfk:893719436358463509><:tacjfk:893719436358463509><:tacjfk:893719436358463509>" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"is scold passing the turing test or is mang failing the turing test" +- rakkiicb +% +">([sexyman inbreeding]" +- Murrit +% +"time-locked penices" +- tetaes +% +"i hope we get..... Him .... <:josh_smile:1184420438332420167>" +- tetaes +% +"if it can pay off my student loans i will do anything (except play fnaf" +- cering +% +"boarded a train to vatican city in my tac fursuit wielding an oversized goopy sword only to realize the train DOESN'T run to vatican city today so i had to drop off at belarus then ring up the holy see to ask if they can part the land like the red sea so i can just walk over there" +- tetaes +% +"local scaredy-sheeb forced to listen to 2012 kpop in a stuffy security room while various aura-nanobot forms seek them out in an attempt to induce melanosis (for science" +- cering +% +"Your cannibalism has ceased to scare me, but it is tiring" +- gellomello +% +"that gold its like ifyou choked a white persom" +- mangoafterdawn +% +""tony stark aint busy clappin cheeks" 😭" +- cering +% +""do you 💖 love it 💖 ?" +"um"" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"we got the capacitor vs lightswitch" +- mayflower +% +"calculus or weather forecast ,the choice is quite shrimple actually" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Live sax deployment" +- drazilspirits +% +""What state are you from" "canada"" +- drazilspirits +% +"FUNKY SANTA BPM CHANGE" +- drazilspirits +% +""do you know who makes all of santas toys" "walmart"" +- drazilspirits +% +""The easiest way to travel through time and space is the usps" <@205443246011187204>" +- drazilspirits +% +"Religion 5: country bluegrass mix" +- drazilspirits +% +"oops it is almost 4am.i should +slepe. +go go gadget gorilla gas sponsored 7 hours of gorillatastic sleep" +- mayflower +% +"im not " Doing " Komaeda" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"#fridaynightfunkinisoverparty" +- plight. +% +"i cant believe someone actually wants my weird emergent behaviors" +- tetaes +% +"thats not real they invented that one for scrabble" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"every time i see you listening to music its like 90% of the time some obscure chill stuff with 3 notes per second written by some guy who lives in the countryside and has no human contact outside of a macbook that they use to make and upload their music" +- sorae +% +"its a very cool sound but `3,599,040,000,000,000 BPM HYPERTONE` just reminds me of `100,000,000 IQ AMONG US`" +- tetaes +% +"then i have to download the whole image and open a whole program thjis is slave labor just like fitmc told me like in 2bt2 bt like if it was for waffle house workers can we have a union" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"what if there was an anime game where the characters peeled their 🤩 skin like subscribe" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"broke: we are breathing oxygen and nitrogen gas +woke: the air is gorilla gas" +- sorae +% +"thai ball in search of gorilla tf gas" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Honestly quite inedible" +- Void/Calder +% +"I like my stepfiles medium rar lol" +- electr1ca +% +"how is it that i keep hearing the whispers of lost souls outside my window" +- mayflower +% +"gene catgirl majke me feel something" +- plight. +% +"my jolly is not jollying right now" +- segaskulll. +% +"Are you implying that the opposite to yaoi is taxes" +- rakkiicb +% +"neazra supporting judas x jesus yaoi is a really important step for her and im happy that shes moving on in life ✨" +- cering +% +"oh noooo sorae will become elite care bears pvp full loot non-normie or whatever" +- plight. +% +"I don't have an accessible wii, what do I have to do to play on sea creatures" +- taronuke +% +"<@178938689072791552> <@143027445140946945> TEAM BIG TUNGSTEN ASSEMBLE" +- drazilspirits +% +"If I woke up as a cat Id shit all over the floor before figuring out how to climb into the cabinet of priceless historical china and knocking everything off the shelf" +- chikenwang69 +% +"who the tuna is sending up fireworks on the 27th" +- mayflower +% +"if you're ever, you know, driving through southeastern michigan as many of you do quite often" +- plight. +% +"ok that is true and i am disappointed at the lack of cars but like. we got to see morbius" +- mayflower +% +"how do you make it boring when the villain is actively trying to make out with the rock" +- tetaes +% +"who the fuck has been decorating jesus christ" +- drazilspirits +% +"go go gadget polycule or something" +- tetaes +% +"if you hate humanity a nissan cube is probably one of the worst fitting options" +- mayflower +% +"go go gadget nissan polycube" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"macrodata refinement octagon by from" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"a good new jersey bagel with cream cheese really will heal an mf of all ailments" +- cering +% +"technical proficiency exam prevents you from kissing" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"I don't think mirin has lead poisoning, it feels like they intentionally snorted like 17 kilograms of mesothelioma when they were younger" +- sorae +% +"didn't you show grandma boobs or something in secret theater" +- sorae +% +"there's also the winnie the pooh flesh monster match 3 game" +- tetaes +% +"oh hell naw game awards car" +- tetaes +% +"there is a small child infront of me. reddit downvote" +- mayflower +% +"<@199485066684923904> what does french amongus mean" +- mayflower +% +"do american psycho watchers watch young sheldon" +- mayflower +% +"EVIL WII EXPLOSION SPELL" +- drazilspirits +% +"SORRY FOR TRYING TO BE NICE, LIBERALS" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"life lessons with the sinister vault" +- plight. +% +"happy 24th birthday to the earth ! <:webgpu:682441556900577293>" +- heysora +% +"I NEED Skeletron plight. <@178938689072791552>" +- electr1ca +% +""Gonna delete chicago from OISRT2 then"" +- heysora +% +"The 🃏 **Jonkler** is working on a 📊 **new gauge**" +- taronuke +% +"i have no opinion on nonsensical noodle spam" +- plight. +% +"scold, remind me to buy hundreds of pounds of rocks in 5h 40m" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Why is there holo ultra rare sasuke" +- drazilspirits +% +"sfw sasuke on demand" +- sorae +% +"true 😔 😔 📈 📈" +- plight. +% +"geometry dash was added as a mandatory class to my college" +- oatmealine +% +"your lack of ears can carry you only so far beast. one day you wont be able to hear the warning sirens blare and that day shall be your last in this wretched realm" +- mayflower +% +"m fighting weityh as thing hpo.,ld oin" +- drazilspirits +% +"we can make it..... Him.. <:gorillagas:1182993595200974868>" +- tetaes +% +""being a weird little guy in an airport... is Illegal" +-Quinton Reviews (The Collapse of Sam and Cat, Youtube)" +- triplejy2k +% +"jill is the devil confirm`???" +- mayflower +% +"YOUFUCKINH SUPERGLUIE MY DELETE KEY BACK OPN" +- drazilspirits +% +"golden apple. 50 millon juckport" +- oatmealine +% +"## how to rescue zobie villager: Minecraft: +1. throw Splash Potion Of Milk (made with milk +2. thrw zombie villager at wall +3. what? is anyone there? hello? +4. +# JUMKPORT" +- oatmealine +% +"it gets good after x episodes where x is a random number" +- plight. +% +"YOU CAN TASTE THW WEED" +- Dismas +% +"Mmm my favorite lunch box! Fart machine number 2!" +- Dismas +% +"corporate slop fight scene" +- plight. +% +"If grape had whatsapp : Doctor i NEED surgery." +- sorae +% +"Ban reason: Woman" +- sorae +% +"scold, i NEED 2000 usd" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"god hates me and my GMT ass" +- azurehaiku +% +"my son you have memorized gamefaqs i love you" +- drazilspirits +% +"my son you have memorized all of gamefaqs i am so proud of you" +- plight. +% +"ari from arrr i am a pirate and i am going to pirate you" +- sorae +% +"doesnt matter much if you havent been speccing into the blood sacrifice tree" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Cat will literally scratch and cry at my door just to purr while watching me shit I don’t understand cats" +- chikenwang69 +% +"i was never gun smart i'm portal smart makes me morality core" +- plight. +% +"anohter day anotha ye" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"terarians... i know youre genocides" +- electr1ca +% +"the roman numeral representation of .5 is S" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"japan has been compromised <3" +- tetaes +% +"if i visit you again i am taling your silverware" +- mayflower +% +"putt9ng your hand in the dune box but it's just aura in there with a camera" +- plight. +% +"theyre using the wii ui font on this train i feel like im inside the nintendo" +- cering +% +"sodium vapor lamp having ass!!!!!!!!!!!" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"oh no!! its kyle ward!!" +- sorae +% +"walter kept the body in Lobby 11 on Hypixel bed wars" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"there should be more ducks" +- segaskulll. +% +"bob is like jimin to me" +- tetaes +% +"THIS RIDE'S PREMISE IS MINION TF" +- tetaes +% +"im so giddy happy this is just like when GME went to $200" +- tetaes +% +"sorry aura i will not be supporting the making of frozen 4" +- cering +% +"so what youre saying is that theres more froze per en Per square foot in a frozen ride than all the other freezed frozen and or frost ride" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"secret copper adult" +- plight. +% +"it wont beat it when it goes to the moon though. its gonna happen again maybe even right now.if you thin k about it any time you are busy you are missing a potential buy period." +- mangoafterdawn +% +"for a long time i thought i was obsessed with theme parks but after a while i realized that my obsession is actually architecture that actively manipulates people" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"TRANSPHOBIA ACTIVATE" +- cering +% +"the shadow people contributed to my gender a lot" +- tetaes +% +""its pretty" - business major who is on at least 30kg of cocaine and meth and weed all at once" +- sorae +% +"i loveyou radiator spirns" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"🖕 take that speedlimit advocates" +- mayflower +% +"schrodinger's orphan" +- tetaes +% +"8====D" +- heysora +% +"Evil is the gamestate" +- SCOLD +% +"we hsould watch the disney studios opening sometime" +- electr1ca +% +"The kidnapping is still on the table i think" +- drazilspirits +% +"My job doesnt penalize me if im a crime victim" +- drazilspirits +% +"i think the absolute max sitting on ass i can take is like 8 hours" +- plight. +% +"the PICROSS ORIGAMI MINECRAFT ESCAPE ROOM ???????" +- tetaes +% +"guys i just recognized out of context revstar omegaverse fanfic. i think it might be joever" +- andoretc +% +"i eat moss" +- tetaes +% +"the cthulhu shit is actually really thematic because you're going insane as a player as the game progresses" +- plight. +% +"except jesus is a5 wagyu beef" +- tetaes +% +"i was never rook smart" +- plight. +% +"we must find a proxy service for 400 kg slabs" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"I guess you could say she su She so she on She your shi your su Until you She you see you . Until +You sushi Her" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"new unreal engine asset just dropped" +- tetaes +% +"i got gay sylveon tho so like gambling pays off" +- tetaes +% +"when you reverse the audio and slow down the audio it says "shit your pants is good and regular" +- plight. +% +"jill can you roll the skibidi gacha for me@please" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"and now i have a time limit before the government bans skibidi toilets" +- oatmealine +% +"we don't have tv men maybe the liberal america does but we don't" +- oatmealine +% +"its kind of crazy tho the lack of white people here has made me groan every time i see one . like i forgot that i'm them" +- cering +% +"ca,ll me america the way i LOVE oil" +- oatmealine +% +"Blud looks like matpat (I did not mean to do this and tried my best to unmatpatify him unfortunately all my efforts failed)" +- chikenwang69 +% +"who want to go to the 3-story wendys" +- cering +% +"i go to fight for my life in the bathroom and tetaes jokingly says "earthquake warning" ." +- cering +% +"ACAB (assigned cop at baptism)" +- triplejy2k +% +"i was hoping 13 PM would unlock secret time dlc" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"a second blahaj has struck the" +- mangoafterdawn +% +""i am, i'm cloud and mountainsexual. and that's real"" +- tetaes +% +"Cuddy: 私は女です。 + +<:blank:231202679379066880> 💬 エブリボディー・ライズ +<:house:1191239241901023368>" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"That's stupid I'll turn you into a verb /silly" +- Dismas +% +"BROCCOLI TONE INDICATOR?????" +- rakkiicb +% +"Hi chat i have taken a benadryl for my allergies so if i hear the prophecy in my dreams tonight ill be sure to let yall know" +- drazilspirits +% +"why isnt house diagnosing me with ligma in new jersey" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"(this could maybe be weed ? 🧑‍🔬 More research needs to be done into this 🔎 ." +- oatmealine +% +"i need the weed that lets me transcode my inner being into a png" +- oatmealine +% +"creatuwe (adjectove)" +- oatmealine +% +"anyway the reason why merch media started exploding in the 80s in the us is because ronald reagan Did Things™️" +- rakkiicb +% +"no, twinkansen" +- cering +% +"muffins that make me think i have covid because it tastes like plastic and ibuprofen" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i use foobae" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"the overwork culture is ass, there are a handful of genuinely perverse people here, but at least i dont have to roll a d20 to not get shot in a walmart" +- cering +% +"WHATS UP SHEEBLES ITS YA CREATURE OF UNASSIGNED GENDER ASTER_ISK101 AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE VISITING +japenis" +- sorae +% +"like fuck anime. I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSIT" +- cering +% +"a second uni has struck the north twitter" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"the british outside were congregating too ;(" +- cering +% +"i am cock dick balling in a foreign country with $300 in my bank account" +- cering +% +"nooo don't turn into containers of cotton your so sexy ......." +- sorae +% +"we almost said bomb when we were hugging each other in front of security the pain is that bad" +- tetaes +% +"im going to contaminate your concept with minions" +- tetaes +% +"Guy who checks the luggage on the Scanner: 100% confidence :slop +YES ! Let this on the flight !" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Who up investing they bitcoin who up buying treasury bonds who up shorting $GME" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Um Mr.Tsa My [[Aquaintance]] Needs to hand me [[Luggage] that [I Require]] For My Flight That I Need TO Have On The Flight Please" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i thought it was like "oh they have The Thai growing on their head. It is a large growth that Grows on all of us. We are all infected. This is how you tell"" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"for me fitcocks help me hit bracket esier" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i feel like wet borzoi" +- tetaes +% +"noisz suppression" +- plight. +% +"im going to be like a curious little elf as soon as i land in ord" +- electr1ca +% +"holy fuck did elon musk name these" +- cering +% +"Hey guys who wants.to dig up quartz in With icarly" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"or pvp moss" +- plight. +% +"just an fyi mang you singlehandedly are preventing scold from learning to speak grammatically correct english" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"if the prairie is big enough and the bits are small enough sure" +- plight. +% +"LORE UPDATE <@452160060810985472> MY MOM HAS EATEN A DOG BISCUT" +- triplejy2k +% +"i have to take my triannual theatre medication today so im out of whatever" +- cering +% +"all my organs are vibrating because i am incredibly autistic for a character and i am unsure how to release that" +- mayflower +% +"if your organs are vibrating that might signify Earth Quake" +- drazilspirits +% +"is this the part where they are like "EEEYIKES!! How dark! I sure am a **Stranger** to this **Void**. How am i going to get out of this Situation !"" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"pregnant jumpscare" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"it would be nice if they had more ways to interact with the town that weren't Be God" +- plight. +% +"<:blank:231202679379066880>💬 √3 +<:house:1191239241901023368>" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"<:blank:231202679379066880>💬 √3 +<:house:1191239241901023368>" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"As in the <:house:1191239241901023368> , not the <:vineboom:871933590219419658>" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"why does it look his head so big :sod:" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"What is an eddie. I will do one in your honour" +- electr1ca +% +"also late but i want to go to a car place and put a whole glob of Crude oil in my meal +and flex on all y'all haters" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"you stone live youre lizard undertale" +- segaskulll. +% +"I love eggslut so much" +- tetaes +% +"**HOW TO SEND MANG MONEY | TUTORIAL 📸 $DOLLER THEY FOUND A BABY SHARK**" +- segaskulll. +% +"hi to on my nyuu till i jin" +- cering +% +"need to watch out for The Killer™️ today" +- cering +% +"<:blank:231202679379066880> put helvetica and it will look" +- sorae +% +"passion + milk, romance + milk, relationship + milk is all == cheese" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i cant get gay through any kind of combination of christian, crime, sin, relationship ,etc" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"why did i come back to gay prison baby and yuricoin" +- mayflower +% +"and Pizza Buttsex" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Two tractors, having sex +Two tractors, having sex +My Crops, My Crops, +Involuntarily harvest" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Christmas gave birth to wario" +- electr1ca +% +"broke: birth of christ +woke: birth of wario" +- mayflower +% +"i am going instead to a home repo, what kind of travels should i expect, please advise" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"ough that is so sad 😢 They have found themselves only in universes without Chuck e cheese restaurands 😢 😦 😢😢" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"my immortal in bio" +- plight. +% +"✅????? ✅✅✅ >:((👄 (( Ther must b 🛴 to use!" +- segaskulll. +% +"GOONPEEK??????" +- cering +% +"Is prime money a new warframe" +- drazilspirits +% +"pot calling the kettle orange" +- plight. +% +"the hospirtal is in new jersey" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"they made this show for everyone except shrimp" +- plight. +% +"guy who made the sausage jesus crib apparently makes other content aswell" +- mayflower +% +"well okay fuck you then im making fucking cheese wipes out of parmesan" +- Ellie +% +"my heart tells me to run and jump and frolic" +- electr1ca +% +"SCOTT PILGRIM IS SELLING ME FACE CREAM" +- cering +% +"i like my gemstones like i like my uranium ore; Raw" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"Everyday I pray I don’t shit myself" +- chikenwang69 +% +"starbucks and java should not go together in a single sentence it activates a panic response in me" +- oatmealine +% +"i will be honest the only reason i go back to that movie every mow and then is to rewatch the bear twerking scene +that scene mystifoes me to no end, it hits you like a grenade and then just disappears again" +- mayflower +% +"Bruno mars pays rent to this dog" +- electr1ca +% +"but are we deficient on macroplastics (a whole fuckin gallon water bottle appears)" +- gellomello +% +"asexual reproducing biden" +- sorae +% +"lin tablemaker" +- drazilspirits +% +"-837489827555010x 🩸 Blood You are bleeding out to death" +- mayflower +% +"good idea to run from Jinx League of Legends she is very strong in punk emo guardian reroll comps but she has very little health so if you can reach the backline you can one-tap her like that good job" +- tetaes +% +"footlong hoagie with nutella, 2 deep-fried twinkies, 4 deep-fried oreos, topped with powdered sugar" +- cering +% +"all of the ace people suck at Sex.... Hmmm. Curious......" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"I have a sex mindblock" +- rakkiicb +% +"hi guys!!! its that time ahain so i just wanted to mention, +G O O D N I G H T I N B I O" +- mayflower +% +"the number 15 strikes ear into your Fart" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"except i was like "haha. religion IS bad. and this greek fuck said so"" +- cering +% +"maybe if he just elothey/them" +- cering +% +"putting cering on blast bc they just said "aura is like what is empaths were real"" +- tetaes +% +"this is what happens to aroace people when they cant fuck monsters" +- sorae +% +"idk what catgacating is but tac does it" +- tetaes +% +"(scribbling notes) stomach ache... fdr... its All Connected" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"Tryna get him to have that sadness in his eyes that you only see in european g" +- chikenwang69 +% +"WE ARE NOT “HIRING” TAC PLEASE STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION I DO NOT HAVE A MEANS OF PROCURING “FUNCTIONAL CURRENCY”" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"False. 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐒<:BANGBANG:922665706242322443>１００T𝒉𝒐𝒖sand 𝓓𝓞𝓛𝓛𝓐𝓡𝓢" +- cering +% +"🫷🫸" +- mayflower +% +"I love you all +who up convergenting they evolution till I Enter an ecological niche that is open" +- triplejy2k +% +"Loved the part of house where he said "we are all in this house together" and then the patient fucking exploded" +- sorae +% +""That horse is mewing" -Tetaes" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"my new <#1051690805728907344> theory is that i am subjected to the horrors whenever you guys are making noise in the upstairs floor <#901970966404558879>" +- plight. +% +"this is EXACTLY tetaes' stance on not getting to experience italians" +- cering +% +"Curse of Voluptuousness IV" +- tetaes +% +"butterfly is so aphobic. I will never forget having to learn it for swim class and it effectively just smashing my fucking tits against the surface of the water for the entire length of the pool (painful(" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"once u get top surgery and i get eboobs we can remake the meme" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"aura you should give me your breast tissue without crosschecking our blood types just so i can feel something" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"boobs contain blood???" +- mayflower +% +"besties psa if ur gonna make an emotionally tormented character the least u can do is make them flat. that way they only have to deal with emotional pain and not back pain" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"Maroon V (inverse of Curse of Voluptuousness so you actually get a buff)" +- cering +% +"hahaha girl do your eboobs need some...neopets??" +- cering +% +"its him... one lf the five boobs at bresties" +- mayflower +% +"THEY GOT THE TIDDY VENN DIAGRAM" +- cering +% +"three frogs pretending to be a guy is an untapped market" +- tetaes +% +"tired: pornography +wired: breaststroke" +- cering +% +"i was gonna wait until winter to go to your place +im gonna be there next week now and i will announce my presence with a brick through your window (woodpecker reference)" +- mayflower +% +"i really like the fish table and the waterfall may be gorgeous but it tells no story and if it tells no story, why listen to it?" +- mayflower +% +"the waterfall tells a story the story is SSHHHSHHHHHSHSHSH 🌊 🌊 🌊 SHSSSHHHHHHHSSSHHHHH🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 💦 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHSHHHSHSHH" +- oatmealine +% +"recently i remembered the time i was learning math by making scratch games when i was like 8 and thought fractionals were written like 1.0.1 and not 1.01 because minecraft does that for versions and scratch accepted it as a valid number" +- oatmealine +% +"🌲 Gyattttt... 🌲gyattttt 🌲Gyaattt" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"it's like that one fucking wise tree dumpy video" +- oatmealine +% +"You are right 😄 i need medical attetiom +**They make them** hard to get (Doctor)" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"i thibk i an sleeping.goodbye gyattfle house. Mog mog mog mog mog" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"girl you gave me a still tree that moves naught +i give you a tree that ACTIVELY throws it back like its a warzone and all you say is "im not interested" maybe you should stay in the gallery instead of the real world like me" +- mayflower +% +"One of these days I am going to have my joker moment and this server will get it" +- Dismas +% +"god have him all the gyatt but becuase he is nice he gave a bit of gyatt to everypony 🙏" +- mayflower +% +"your ball is moderately sized and moderately in good health" +- tetaes +% +"jesse we NEED sunlight at 7pm...." +- plight. +% +"kids whos birthday is here is named America" +- mangoafterdawn +% +"modern gaming companies be like : paid mirin" +- sorae +% +"im sure we're all lv.80 mew nation mafia bosses" +- tetaes +% +"my favorite month Foarchy" +- plight. +% +"imagine that you're just minding your own business and one of these boys flys over to you and goes 𝓔𝓾𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 . wyd" +- sorae +% +"the scholars of facebook tell me it is a burger king gas station train derailment dispensary goo place(?) fireworks stand" +- plight. +% +"and have the workers clock out with a suspiciously gas canister-shaped stomach every day??? no thanks" +- tetaes +% +"are you a vacant building full of flammable gas tanks" +- cering +% +"this is how i find out bavarian is a place and not just a donut" +- tetaes +% +"the character statues feel like theyre going to come to life and banban me" +- tetaes +% +"the bavarian tf is enforced on chain restaurants with incredible results" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"bavaria is a funny place because it is basically the germany of germany +like how the whole world says german do x, germans do the exact same except with bavaria +and a good amount of time they are like that aswell its amazing" +- mayflower +% +"apparently im just too good at being bribable" +- mayflower +% +"maybe i became a good person who spreads joy and love instead of a neutral person who spreads neutral and unfilled tax forms" +- <@278164006987104256> +% +"an unfiled tax form is a canvas for the beaurocratic art of deciding if you get a tax rebait or if you go to jail for tax evasion (misspelt your name on the form)" +- mayflower +% +"#stopthecock2024" +- mayflower +% +"i only watch lion king media when im promised car movies afterwards" +- mayflower +% +"fine fine i can catch up on a little furry lore as a treat" +- mayflower +% +"oh this was in my new world order phase" +- mayflower +% +"It's Done 😂😂😂" +- plight. +% +"the psyops are strong today" +- <@278164006987104256> +% +"gralph sounds like a SHITHEAD" +- <@162205746950438912> +% +"I'm gonna learn so many fuckin morals from this guy" +- <@97281704443539456> +% +"@6hr if women were like that i would not be gay" +- tetaes +% +"holy shif happy biethfa" +- heysora +% +"ok i learned how to type ahain" +- heysora +% +"cering has received good place points for setting a rhythm game in the polar opposite of japan (new jersey)" +- thefriendlyrabbit +% +"nijongo jouzu, gingerfuck" +- cering +% +"i purposefully made none of them italian" +- cering +% +"it's nice that you get to spend time watching pickleball with your itl 2024" +- plight. +% +"????? BIG PING PONG?" +- tetaes +% +"argh frick it is 1 hours past my bedtime who could have done this \*The phantom Benjamin Franklin vanishes*" +- plight. +% +"sorry 🔍 i hate 🔍 Ants" +- cering +% +"little beepo's salary is increasing!" +- plight. +% +"okay coole. i can act heterosexual for a few minutes" +- cering \ No newline at end of file