<%=
strings = StaticArray[
"did yoy know? 50 Kilometers Remaining",
"Fun Basil Fact: If you start running now, you may be fast enough",
"Made in Yugoslavia",
"There might be moths here",
"< 6 security vulnerabilities (for 2 of which a CVE is pending!)",
"Overengineered Hellspawn",
"Home of
The Intrinsic and
Enigmatic",
"home of ㏒",
"wake up, take a shit, novosibirsk",
"The catalyst of ball itching",
"
XKCD 927's biggest fan"
]
strings[Random.rand(strings.size)]
%>