ft. random #evidence quotes
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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"mac, you are literally gaslighting him\"\n\"ok and?\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"oh! that's what i could do with the villagers actually! i could put them in the nut room!\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"benjammin is in the cheese\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"there are a lot of similarities between uno games and pedophile rings, now that i think about it\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i am very glad that clash royale is now associated with 9/11 for you\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"swap the arm and the brain to Achieve.\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"partial functions are NOT goated with the sauce\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"noisetorch microphone\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i think about the fact the liver can regrow itself every day\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"it is pissing in my ear\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"we are all cumming in grandma\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"oh we have bombs? i didn't know we had bombs\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"one thing i do like about using my phone as a microwave,\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"you pissed so hard, you generated antimatter\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"yeah, don't you know the sun constantly pisses on things?\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"im going to harvest you\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"I have managed to get cows into my base. Time to breed.\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"spongebob will be the intermediary phase between my transition to aluminium can\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i love the noises the sprout mole makes\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"if you die, funny things happen\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"what the std doin?\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"no sorry, i dont have semen cooling\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"how can i modify myself\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"plethora of penises\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"what do you think thanos' balls taste like?\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"everything female-related is breaking\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i would subject you [to watersports] if i could\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i would be surprised if you managed to put a pipebomb up my ass\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i have a new toy. i must use it.\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"portable minors?\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"it looks like it is in pain, perfect\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"large simpson. discuss\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"what if Apple made cheese?\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"click frenzy... *intense orgasm*\" x2"}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"noooooo! dont get eaten... hahah, youre so sexy~ ...\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i am currently hitting the power grid for the uk\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"do i wanna sell my nuts?\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i get the tummy wummies at day time...\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"cooking companions if it took place in mcdonalds\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"*repeated breathing* pee!\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"okay, but we have to talk semantics now: what is piss?\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"is there an equivalent of fingerprints for piss?\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i love setting dogs on fire\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i didnt know my toilet was a friction battery\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"piranha solution enema\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"girlboss, gas leak, matchstick\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i find the idea of jill over the course of 3 months transforming into a lead pipe really funny\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"oh yeah! forgot im bombing you\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"there are exactly two songs\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"this is fine dining porn\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"im thinking about the suck parrot\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"get a recording of my anal cavity\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"Why does the toddler have a gigantic ass?\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"Damn... I'm going to crush your head with my thighs\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i'm actually not sure if i prefer google or yandex! hold on, i have to add another contender... [typing noises] bing... dot com...\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i'm growing kinda fond of yandex! however, there is one thing i have to try... [typing noises] gay... furry porn...\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i just.. [holding back laughter] blow into your urethra..\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"#teamgovernmentlease\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"plants vs mrbeast\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"did you know 63 + 33 is equal to 99? its because both numbers\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"wet concrete and asshole. trust me on this, it is sooo good\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"can i wish about who's cum i get? in which case i would wish for obama's cum\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"[typing noises] \"nilered... piss\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"I thought you were going to put glue in her pussy\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"he said he jacked off too much and his ball hurts\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"fart with extra cheese...\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"I would not get much of a profit from selling my Nut\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i kinda wanna make sexfuck with you...\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"I'm not like the other girls, my heart doesn't work\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i'm not even homophobia\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"you and a cute girl are test subjects\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"marco, your torment is so enjoyable\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"grandpa do be lookin kinda thicc today\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"Good result! Highly corrosive.\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"the gamer sweat from the shirts lubed it up\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"every interest has a penis and you have to circumsize it.\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"im gonna put some catholics in my mouth\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"Looooll, You're disabled??\""}}

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{"title":{"text":"Random #evidence quote","bold":true,"color":"gold"},"tip":{"text":"\"i wish that was me\"\n\"so go on e6 and-\""}}

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